Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

Original Air Date: May 17, 2021 Does the CDC really stand for Center for Democratic Communism? Is the word "hacked" ever used correctly? Will Michael Malice finally be able to explain bitcoin to Bridget? Will we get to see Michael's feral Phetasy impression? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www...

Original Air Date: May 3, 2021 Will Dumpster Fire ever receive the accolades it deserves for being way ahead of the curve on the pandemic/vaccine jingle phenomenon? Did California's congressional seat move to Texas? Is the only good thing to come out of the pandemic the destruction of Hollywood? Is Bridget starting to like her nemesis? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss t...

Original Air Date: April 26, 2021 Is Caitlyn Jenner's bid for governor of California the beginning of the Kardashian/Jenner monarchy? Who is teaching sex robots to hate humanity? What's the real reason behind these escalating gender reveal parties? What is Bridget's solution to our media and doomscrolling problem? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with oth...

Original Air Date: April 19, 2021 Do scientists even care that they're going to start the Planet of the Apes war? Do people who claim to be Marxists really know what that means? Is Grime's "alien scars" tattoo really just a cover for Elon? Is Bridget officially a cult leader now? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access t...

Original Air Date: April 12, 2021 If Trump's not talking about Iran at your wedding, did you even get married at Mar-A-Lago? Is Bill Gates trying to blot out the sun? What should you do when your Uber driver offers you a hug? Which Alex Jones timeline will Bridget choose? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit...

Original Air Date: March 29, 2021 Is your Lord and Savior a zombie? Is there anything more annoying than a pregnant celebrity? Who is milking Trump for ducats? Will Russell Brand and Bridget be first to be disappeared by Davos? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: March 22, 2021 Is the secret to a long life not having to dress yourself? If an asteroid is going to destroy the earth, would you want to know about it in time to go get some heroin? What is the only correct response to someone spouting woke nonsense? Is Bridget wearing an outfit inspired by genital warts? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other s...

Original Air Date: March 15, 2021 What did we all think of the Harry and Meghan interview that we didn't watch? Is there anything more hilarious than a group of wokesters having a serious argument about the Whale Moan Room in Clubhouse? When Me Too comes for a cartoon skunk has the culture jumped the shark? Is Obama responsible for Bridget's hearing loss? This is a public episode. If you...

Original Air Date: March 8, 2021 Will half the country (including Cousin Maggie) have a collective nervous breakdown if Trump runs again in 2024? Can we get the Nike swoosh logo cancelled? Who's going to stop these racist babies? Will Bridget's off-the-cuff Covid rap about Cuomo killing The Olds win a Grammy? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscri...

Original Air Date: March 1, 2021 Do we know why Biden bombed the Syranese? Does Ted Cruz not understand the first rule of politics: Optics Matter? Is Mr. Potato Head the original trans-icon? Has Bridget finally had enough? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: February 1, 2021 What the hell are "stonks" and why is Wall Street freaking out? Double masks and anal swabbing, we're being trolled, right? Who's crazier, AOC or Marjorie Taylor Greene? Will Bridget use the term "tendies" correctly? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes,...

Original Air Date: January 25, 2021 How did anyone believe a con man like Donald Trump would follow through on his promises? What should Biden's category be called? Did Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt break up because he was afraid of being permanently disfigured by her exploding orgasms? Will anyone address Bridget's most pressing concern (the kids in the cages)? This is a public episode....

Original Air Date: January 18, 2021 Do you miss the Murder Hornets as much as we do? How do we take the Qanon Shaman seriously? When did Alex Jones become a voice of reason? Will Bridget be able to stop laughing inappropriately at serious things? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: January 4, 2021 Has Alec Baldwin finally met his match in crazy? Why should we all be stockpiling sand? Will the Butchers of San Bernardino be a runaway hit reality show on Bravo? What are Bridget's plans for inciting a revolution? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subsc...

Original Air Date: December 14, 2020 Is Cardi B living proof that you can't buy class? Is Ben & Jerry's ice cream really that good? Would Russians rather die of Covid than stop drinking? Has Bridget become one with the monoliths and know what their purpose is? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit ww...

Original Air Date: December 7, 2020 Was a drunk Kitty Sanchez the star witness for Trump's lawsuit? Are the monoliths from aliens or an elaborate guerilla marketing campaign? Would your friends support you if you were going to marry a sex doll? Will Bridget stand up for vulva owners (aka women) everywhere? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or...

Original Air Date: November 23, 2020 Is the election legitimate or not? Have we lost Sammy FnF down the conspiracy theory rabbit hole? Does Christiane Amanpour watch Dumpster Fire? Will Gavin Newsome be spying on Bridget's Thanksgiving? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: November 16, 2020 Did a Fox News reporter tell the truth about the election? What will it take to get a Rogan/Phetasy ticket for a future Presidential election? Will Sammy Flap-n-Folds help us find our vaginas? Is Bridget the Banksy of the art restoration world? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, v...

Original Air Date: November 9, 2020 Do we have a new president/not my president? Is AOC a dictator-in-training? Is Greta Thunberg the master of Twitter revenge? Is Bridget planning to become an outdoor cooking enthusiast? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: November 2, 2020 Will we make it through this election with what's left of our sanity intact? Is the Great Sky Master coming for us? Are we living in a parody of a science fiction dystopian reality? What does Bridget think of men who say "we're pregnant?" This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonu...

Original Air Date: October 26, 2020 Is Mitch McConnell a lizard person? Are all old men creepy around young girls? What does a ghost without knees look like? Is Bridget responsible for Billy McFarland being put in solitary confinement? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: October 19, 2020 Is Trump pivoting to TikTok stardom? Is Kamala Harris a total psycho? Will YouTube censor us for having a nuanced conversation about trans rights? Will Bridget be assassinated by a Chinese billionaire? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: October 12, 2020 Did Trump "dominate" the coronavirus or was it all a hoax? Who won the VP debate besides the fly? Will Yelp succeed in turning the US into China? Is Bridget wearing a crowd controlled buttplug? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: October 5, 2020 Is the Trump we're seeing now an AI deep fake? Would RBG be ashamed of our tribute? Will Rick Moranis unite the country? Who wants to watch Bridget read Coronavirus erotica? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: September 28, 2020 Can we all agree with Trump on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle? How many Trustafarian dudes will buy a $2600 Gucci dress to complete their "heroin chic" look, and claim they bought it at a thrift store? Is Jameela Jamil's "perfect skin" achieved by being a trans-rights activist? How many llamas does Bridget need to acquire before she be...