Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

Was the US military really defeated by a balloon? Is it just Make A Wish for trans people now? Who leaves a baby at an airport? Does Bridget remember the volleyball scene from Top Gun differently than the rest of us? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Subst...

Is possession of classified documents the new cool trend in government? What would make the Doomsday clock more impressive and scary? Is the Green M&M going to start an Only Fans? Will Bridget's red coral impression save it from dying? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https:/...

How many times can we say “chode” in one episode? Did Switzerland really take a stand on something? Is Wokeism a Trojan horse for the Patriarchy? Is Bridget the (less successful) Steven Crowder of chicks? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Join our Substack: https:/...

Is everyone’s scumbag radar broken? Is the word ob*se now hate speech? Does Leo know the world’s ending? Did Elon personally reinstate Better Phetasy’s Twitter account? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy...

Are Trump's NFT trading cards a bridge too far? Is Twitter going to destroy Elon? Is AI coming for your job? Who was Bridget's original nemesis? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETASY MERCH...

What's on Elon's bedside table? Why is the media treating Sam Bankman-Fried like a teenager who made a mistake? Did the Balenciaga ad campaign confirm our long-standing suspicion about pedos? Did this week break Bridget? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/...

Is Elon everyone's nemesis now? Will America survive Trump v. Biden Round 2? Which is the bigger scam, FTX or the TSA? Can we pull off a live Dumpster Fire? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpster-fire.captivate.fm/ Buy PHETAS...

Are the Democrats trying to lose? Does everyone have histrionic personality disorder? Is Elon the King Troll of Twitter now? Will Bridget ever stop laughing at the most ridiculous trailer ever? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https://dumpst...

Does Twitter really need so many employees? Should Paypal be renamed Pilferpal? Can Tom Brady please stop talking? Is Justin Timberlake thinking about Bridget? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Watch the video: https://youtu.be/XC-V3fqUNLA Buy PHETASY MERCH here: h...

Is Biden just a stoner? Is Commiefornia trying to silence doctors? Has Tom Brady had "thirsty guy on the verge of divorce" written all over him lately? Should Bridget be tanning her butthole? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Dumpster Fire Podcast: https:...

Will anyone be able to take the CIA seriously now that they have a podcast? Does Beyond Meat make you crave human flesh? Is a Brad Pitt/Gwenyth Paltrow reunion in our future? Exactly how many personalities does Bridget have? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Buy PH...

Is the maternal instinct real or Patriarchal programming? Is Commiefornia the dumbest state? What should Meghan Markle's podcast really be called? Will Bridget identify as a racoon from now on? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Buy PHETASY MERCH here: https://...

Who puts swear words on their baby? Not to mention, who puts political activism, gender ideology, and abortion rights messages on their baby? Do these things actually sell? Will Phetasy cash in on the baby onesie market? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.com/ Buy PHETAS...

Are we so broken as a country we can't all agree to hate the IRS? Who was more annoying this week, the Right or the Left? Do Elon's daddy issues explain everything about him? Will you ever be able to get Bridget's Monkeypox jingle out of your head? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, s...

Did the world end while we were gone? When will people realize that this is a class war, not a political one? Who needs another anatomy lesson with Sammy Flaps n' Folds? Will Bridget or Maggie give birth to the Idiot Musk Child? For more content, including the unedited version of Dumpster Fire, BTS content, writing, photos, livestreams and a kick-ass community, subscribe at https://phetasy.co...

Do the American colonies stand a chance against the mighty British Empire? Did Catherine The Great really f*ck horses? What possible use could a steam engine be? How much does Bridget know about Mozart's shoes? Find out in our second historical Dumpster Fire! SUBSCRIBE to watch the (Mostly) Unedited Version of Dumpster Fire at https://phetasy.com Make a DONATION: https://bit.ly/phetasydonate...

How did the plebs feel about Caesar's death? How far could Cleopatra have gone if she'd been hotter? Which calendar will win, the Julian Calendar or the Mayan Mesoamerican Long Count calendar? Will Bridget predict the downfall of Rome? A huge thank you to our sponsors this week: Sheath Underwear, Füm, and IP Vanish! Check out the ingenious dual pouch system and order yours at https://www...

Does China hate its citizens more than it hates Covid? Is yacht-seizing the new Olympics? Are there really pedos everywhere? When will Bridget return to Dumpster Fire after she has Matilda? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- A huge thank you to our sponsors this week: Sheath Underwear, Hero Transport, IP Vanish, Fum, and BetterHelp! - Check out the ingenious dua...

Original Air Date - 4/3/22 Has Hollywood always been this annoying? Why are Gavin Newsom's PR people so terrible at staging a photoshoot? What went through Chris Rock's mind after The Slap? Where is Bridget's yacht? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date - 3/28/22 Does anyone know what a woman is? Which would you prefer, Lady C*ck Socks or Dainty Dong Bags? Did you know you have to be a biologist to join the Taliban? Would a pregnant Bridget defeat Elon Musk in single combat? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date - 3/14/22 Who is dumb enough to confuse poutine with Putin? Is there anything more annoying than rich celebrities virtue signaling to the Poors? Does Jussie Smollett think Hillary Clinton is coming for him? Is the real father of Bridget's baby Elon Musk? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit...

Original Air Date - 3/7/22 Should we light a candle for the oligarchs and the uber wealthy? How many Olds in the House Chamber were in diapers during the State of the Union? Will Mexican Weather Girls save the world? Does Bridget have a plan to make good on her campaign promise of "A Yacht for Every Pleb"? Get your Limited Edition WOMEN! sweatshirts here: https://www.squidprintdtg.com/ph...

Original Air Date - 2/28/22 Did Putin pull a Leeroy Jenkins? Is anyone tougher than Eastern European women? What's true and what's false in the social media war propaganda onslaught? What is Bridget's solution to the Russia/Ukraine hostilities? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/s...

Original Air Date - 2/14/22 Does everyone have their government-issue crack pipes? Did China cave to the power of Dumpster Fire and Brad Pitt? Which part of Jeff Bezos will the Dutch eat first? Was Adele's award speech a subtle hint for Bridget to send her a WOMEN! sweatshirt? Get your Limited Edition WOMEN! sweatshirts here: https://www.squidprintdtg.com/phetasy-shop This is a public episode...

Is Dumpster Fire responsible for making Brad Pitt Great Again? Do we all have a small corner of our minds devoted to Brad Pitt? Which Brad Pitt movie is the best? Can Bridget pull off a Brad Pitt in Seven impression? Get your Limited Edition WOMEN! sweatshirts here: https://www.squidprintdtg.com/phetasy-shop This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get...