Dumb Witch Club

Happy New Year, Witches! 2025 has had a slow and rocky start but now your favorite dumb witches are back with the Spring Equinox, bringing all their energy to this discussion of the Fire Signs! Aries, Leo, and Sagittarius embody the glowing energy of this element in different ways. Ashley and Jackie pull no punches outlining the shared and evolving energy of FIRE across the zodiac. #firesigns #ari...

Sorry to say, we are a couple of grumpy witches when it comes to this March Energy Report! It's a pushing, pulling, wild ride through the Pisces-Aries transition; but knowledge is power--we are sure hoping. And, sorry to say again, this red wine is really not helping, either. #march #energyreport #springequinox #ariesseason #piscesseason #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witch #witc...

Processing the onslaught of events, information, media, and change that comes our way on a daily basis is daunting! As witches, there is something we can do about it: spells. And Ashley and Jackie taste a funky orange wine; yes, really. #energyreport #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witch #witchtok #witchtip #crystals #astrology #fyp #spells #thewitchinghour #bigwitchenergy #witchywoman...

As predicted, the year has started off with a bang! February offers some relief with Venus and Mercury shifts and a drift into Pisces season. Plus a white wine that hits all the right spots. #february #energyreport #imbolc #winter #aquariusseason #piscesseason #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witch #witchtok #witchtip #crystals #astrology #fyp #spells #rituals #cardpull #thewitchinghour...

The Dumb Witches are in stitches over AI technology and witchcraft! In these modern times, witches may well use technology in their practice; it has been said that AI is the "butterfly of technology." Not only is this reference oddly present in their card pull (before they even knew the quote!), Ashley and Jackie put it to the test when they use Chat GPT to address matters of witchy sign...

How is it possible that we didn't know we could look up the astrology of our most beloved and vexing pets?? Listen as Ashley and Jackie detail the unique findings of their cats's star charts! Plus a red wine blend that is searching for an identity. #witchcraft #witchythings #witch  #astrology #fyp #spells #thewitchinghour #witchywoman #dumbwitchclub #pets #charts  Stay witchy, friends. A...

Happy 2025, Dumb Witches! Ashley and Jackie ring in the new calendar year with some fun recommendations for your reading and listening pleasure. Whether you want something weird, deep, nostalgic or informative, we have compiled a few of our favorites to pass on to you, each bearing the Dumb Witch Club stamp of approval! (We don't really have a stamp; but we do have stickers. Email us if you w...

Happy New (Calendar) Year, Witches! January is here and it is full of low-down get-down energy to start off 2025. Plus a peachy spritz to brighten our winter spirits. #january #energyreport #capricornseason #aquariusseason #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witch #thewitchinghour #bigwitchenergy #witchywoman #dumbwitchclub Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

As witches, we look for inspiration in nature and work with the energy of the seasons. Winter is a season but it is more than that; winter is a state of mind, a reminder, an important part of the cycle of the year. Ashley and Jackie reflect on the lessons and the promises of winter during this festive time of year and beyond. #december #wintering #winter #sagittariusseason #capricornseason #yule #...

In a truly miscellaneous episode, Ashley and Jackie discuss Witchy Spotify Wrapped and Holiday Big Three. It makes sense when you hear it all in context...we are pretty sure. Plus a mature red wine continuation. #holidayspirit #bigthree #december #energyreport #winter #sagittariusseason #capricornseason #yule #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witch #witchtok #witchtip #crystals #astrolog...

If you've been naughty this year, don't fear Santa, fear Krampus! This legendary figure offers an alternative holiday icon in case Santa is too nice a guy for your taste. And a juicy fruity red wine that we like best of all! #december #winter #yule #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witch #witchtok #witchtip #crystals #astrology #spells #rituals #thewitchinghour #bigwitchenergy...

It's hard to believe that December is already here, bringing a snow globe of inspiring energy to close out 2024. And a red wine experience that is hard to put into words. Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

Sometimes a Gemini is more than just a Gemini; sometimes they're also trying to vibe with a Virgo moon! Join us as we take a look at this unique sun-moon combo. "Why Are You Like This?" is a series for those times when somebody doesn't quite mesh with their sun sign's common traits. And a peppy, vibrant white wine for your mid-autumn pleasure. #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok...

It happens to the dumebst and the smartest of witches. Life gets busy, your energy gets low, times are tough, the world feels like it is falling apart...so you fall off your witchcraft practice and your cauldron flame is close to burning out. We get it.  We TOTALLY get it. But what if you're ready to re-light that flame? Ashley and Jackie offer you encouragement, permission, and a cozy witchy...

When dumb witches are feeling bratty, they embrace the vibe and couldn't care less...unless it's about Charli xcx! Ashley and Jackie get into the star chart of this fiery it girl who is oh-so-much more than just that. Plus a continuation of sparkling wine autumn. #witchcrafts #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes  #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #crystaltok #astrology...

In this episode, Ashley and Jackie cover the important and sometimes underrepresented occasion of the Solar Return. And we do this especially in honor of Ashley's birthday! Plus a celebratory sparkling moscato that gives all the right hurrahs. #witchcrafts #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes  #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #crystaltok #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphy...

Spooky season may be over, but it’s never too late to talk about spooky haunted places! Ashley and Jackie dig into three very different locations, two that they would like to visit and one they really wouldn’t. #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes  #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology #thewitchinghour #rituals #cusp #cardpull #bigwitchenergy #witchywoman #dum...

Ashley and Jackie take an admittedly shallow but very fun dive into the bizarre world of cryptids! How does one even begin to talk about something that doesn't exist? Or, rather, that may exist, but whose existence hasn't been proven. From the silly to the downright terrifying, you can be sure that these dumb witches stay dumbfounded by this growing brand of pseudoscience. #witchcraft #w...

As we move into the month of November, it's a bit of a roller-coaster. But not an up/down/twisty/make you sick roller coaster; it's more like a gentle tick-tick-tick upwards to a satisfying view before a wild descent lol. As usual, knowledge is power and we are here for you! Have no fear of November! #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes  #spellwork #witch #witchtok #oc...

In this fun little series, we will be lovingly speculating on some of our favorite celebrities and asking, are they witches?? Starting with the flirty vocal icon, Chappell Roan. And we also try a nice Sauvignon Blanc with the sweetest label art. #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes  #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphysical #esoteric ...

For our first ever movie review we dish about the highly-anticipated Beetlejuice Beetlejuice! Yes, there are some spoilers...but none that will truly spoil your fun if you haven't seen it yet. Plus a tasty non-spicy wine with a spicy name. Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

As Ashley and Jackie come up on the most spook-tacular, witch-tacular season, they wonder if this Year Of Nothing thing is really the right idea. Can they sit back and let an October pass by with nothing at all? Of course they can't! Listen in as they detail their low-key but decidedly "something" plans. #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes  #spellwork #witch #wit...

Does every witch need a Familiar? And where can you get one? Ashley and Jackie cozy up to the idea of little demon baby friends given by the devil himself. Plus a red wine they actually kinda like. #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes  #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphysical #esoteric  #witchtips #lovespell #faerie #lovewitch #thewi...

The wind is howling, black cats are screaming, October is just around the corner and you know what that means... it's time for the October Energy Report! Plus a fun Frenchy wine that's not from France. #witchcraft #witchesoftiktok #witchythings #witchyvibes  #spellwork #witch #witchtok #occult #witchtip #astrology #crystalhealing #metaphysical #esoteric  #witchtips #lovespell #faerie #lo...

"Ugh! Don't you hate it when..." Even good, dumb witches can have bad attitudes from time to time. In this episode, Ashley and Jackie commiserate with one another about some of the little things that get under their skin. Maybe you'll relate to some of them; maybe you'll think we are wrong about some of them; either way, this is what happens when witches finally get real!...