Dumb Gay Podcast with Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard

This week, Julie & Brandy take a deep dive into what's happening in America's schools. First, they stop by School Board Street to learn about the racist, MAGA parents who are terrorizing school board members over Critical Race Theory; Then, they get a visit from 'Everyday Los Angeles High School Student' Drew, who fills them in on what it's like to go to school in America in 2021. What the girls f...

This week, goals were met and hearts were touched, because an actual real-life member of the United States Congress came on the Podcast. It was (year to date) the biggest clout grab in Dumb Gay Politics history, and also the fastest. The interview with Congressman Eric Swalwell tops out at a whopping 27 minutes long, but the length of time doesn't matter. What matters is that he's one of the top 5...

This week, Julie & Brandy did get drunk, but that's not why this episode is late. A very prominent Congressman was booked for an interview, only to cancel 2 hours before his scheduled appearance. Grasping at straws, the girls decide to play 'People's Couch' with some clips from Trump's Maga Rally in Iowa on Saturday. All that, plus a breakdown of the debt ceiling, and an informational rant on teen...

This week, Congressional democrats battled over infrastructure in the exciting Clout Chase Championship Finals. Julie & Brandy followed the matches closely, but (spoiler alert!) neither side won. Luckily, an ex-employee of Facebook came forward to expose the company for being a  toxic, brain-washing, life-ruining, death-trap - and the girls felt like they won gold at the validation Olympics.  ****...

Another busy week + another hang over = another late episode. Despite their massive headaches (and clear lack of brain cells), Julie & Brandy start off strong by honoring each of the 13 American service members who were killed during the withdrawal from Afghanistan. After that, they disassociate from their feelings by talking sh*t about the executive producer of The View & their twitter-sister, Me...

This week, Julie & Brandy continue sucking at their job. Sick of Corona Virus, and avoiding abortion altogether, they spend the majority of the episode talking sh*t about Ryan Murphy's new FX show, Impeachment, with their friend, Kate Casey. Kate was a (real-life!) White House intern at the same time as Monica Lewinsky, so the clout is strong, and the tea is hot. The girls also spend a little time...

The podcast is late again, because Julie and Brandy got drunk all weekend, and then again on Tuesday. Brain dead (and probably still drunk), the girls explain why West Virginia Senator Joe Manchin is currently the biggest piece of sh*t in Congress, and how on September 27th, Nance Pelose may finally get to flush him once and for all. After that, it's Meghan McCain o'clock, so the girls have some h...

This episode is late because Julie & Brandy got drunk on Labor Day. They woke up Tuesday with a massive hangover and a Texas-sized abortion-grudge, so they skipped JoJo & KiKi, and went straight into Hot Psaki for lunch, where they took out all their (displaced) rage on the reporters in the White House Press Briefing. After that, the furious fun continues when Judge Julie orders the forced castrat...

After a glorious week off, Julie & Brandy are back, and they are angrier than ever!  In what is sure to be one of their most offensive episodes to date, they spend the entire show talking sh*t about Afghanistan, blaming the Taliban, and defending Joe Biden. All pissed off, with nowhere to blow, the girls bit off more than they could chew, and ended up choking. Here's hoping one of their 14 listene...

This is the fifth installment in the Dumb Gay Politics: Icon Series.  Some guests are so iconic that they require an entire episode dedicated to them, and Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman is one such guest. He was a decorated Army officer, serving on Trump's National Security Council, when he overheard the infamous 'quid-pro-quo' phone call between Donald Trump and the president of Ukraine.  Recognizing...

This week, the news is boring, and Julie & Brandy are sick of their cleanse, so they decide to skip JoJo & KiKi and instead have a bunch of Hot Psaki for lunch. Drunk on Psaki and filled with rage, the girls lost all ability to filter their inappropriate takes;  And while they may have been aiming  for 'funny & controversial,' this episode landed more in the range of 'boring and offensive.' It was...

This week, as Congress pretends to move forward with the bipartisan infrastructure bill, Julie and Brandy talk about how much they hate Arizona Senator Kyrsten Sinema for ruining everything. *Trigger warning: this episode includes biased anger, negativity, name-calling, and extreme profanity (per usz). Enjoy at your own risk.  ***********************************************************************...

This week, despite months of repeated republican c+ckblocking, Nancy Pelosi's Select Committee finally began hearing testimony from police officers who were at the U.S. Capitol on January 6th. The evidence is horrific and undeniable, so (of course) Julie & Brandy are enraged and drinking to deal with their feelings. Thankfully, their friend, Erickatoure Aviance stops by to soothe their anger with...

This week, Amazon Mega-Douche Jeff Bezos spent a gazillion dollars to hang out in the shallow end of outer space for 4 minutes with his brother, an 82 year old woman, and an 18 year old Dutch boy. But those weren't the only tiny d*ck douchecapades this week. The White House put Micro-Peen Mark Zuckerberg on notice for allowing massive amounts of misinformation to proliferate on Facebook, and refus...

This week, Virgin Mega-Douche Richard Branson spent a gazillion dollars to hang out in the shallow-end of outer space for 4 minutes, before returning home for a party in New Mexico (that he threw himself), where he anointed himself an astronaut. Left with no choice, Julie & Brandy spend the first third of the episode talking about how tiny his d*ck must be, and imagining fun torture-scenarios invo...

This week, Meghan McCain quit The View, and Julie & Brandy got drunk at Lea Black's house. Other things happened, but nothing else matters. *************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy...

It was a week of homecomings, as Julie & Brandy made their triumphant (but temporary) return to Bravo TV, and Donald Trump made his moderately anticipated (yet permanent) return to the MAGA rally stage. Neither event mattered in the grand scheme of things for Julie & Brandy, but revisiting their old lives (both pre-Trump, and post-Bravo) only served as a stark reminder of how much they love JoJo &...

This week, Julie & Brandy give JoJo & KiKi an 'A for Effort' for all their hard work, despite Joe Manchin and the Republicans c*ckblocking them at every turn. From Covid-relief to Infrastructure to Voting Rights to a January 6th commission - there is (literally) nothing that Senate Republicans are willing to vote for - EXCEPT Donald Trump. Always thirsty to show their MAGA-loyalty, a handful of Wa...

This week, Julie & Brandy officially say goodbye to the Opioid Epidemic, and hello to the wonderful world of withdrawals. They are bitchy and braindead as they break down the G7 Summit and the Build Back Better (than China) World Plan. After that, they nurse their Moses Hacmon hangover with a tall glass of non-alcoholic Haterade at Meghan McCain o'clock. The ride is free, and your drivers are sobe...

On this week's episode, JoJo & KiKi travel internationally for the first time since taking office, and Julie & Brandy interview an Israeli for the first time since starting this podcast.  Both milestones have very high stakes, but after (barely) breaking down President Biden's trip to Europe, the girls spend most of the episode soakng up the spiritual, hydrating energy of Moses Hacmon. Moses Hacmo...

The podcast is late this week, because Julie & Brandy honored America's fallen soldiers on Memorial Day by doing what they do best: getting drunk. Emotions are high, and the hangover is real, so after a quick recap of the work Kamala Harris is doing in the Northern Triangle to help stem the flow of immigration at the Southern Border, the girls take an extra-long lunch with some extra-large shots o...

This week, Julie & Brandy take their 14 listeners for a bumpy ride on a very high horse. The journey starts with Republican's c*ckblocking Critical Race Theory, navigates through the treacherous terrain of Israel & Palestine, and ultimately ends (with a sore ass) at a Red Lobster in Virginia. From start to finish, it's a relatively quick trip, but if unapologetic opinions and righteous indignation...

After taking a week off, Julie & Brandy's triumphant return is underwhelming, at best. Not only is the episode late, but the first segment is all about how the CDC lifted mask restrictions, yet everyone is still wearing masks. Luckily, the clout-meter raises exponentially when the girls interview gay icon and reality TV legend, Norman Korpi from the original cast of Mtv's The Real World. Norman Ko...

This week, Julie got knee replacement surgery, so the girls spend half the episode in an opioid fever dream. Luckily, community justice expert (and all-around cool mother-f*cker) Eric Cadora zoomed by *PRE-SURGERY* to teach Julie & Brandy about the importance of 'Justice Mapping' as it relates to racial equity and police reform in America. It's a crucial lesson, taught by an accomplished man, sand...

This week, just days ahead of their 100-day deadline, JoJo & KiKi announced that masks are no longer required for outside activities! Julie & Brandy are beyond excited by the mask news, so they call on their good friend & hilarious comedian Sharon Houston who stops by to talk sh*t about the 'rona, the rules, and the republicans who hate them. All that, plus the DOJ investigations into the Minneapo...