Dueling Ogres

⇑Listen Here! Watch Here!⇓ https://youtu.be/q_-f7yP2DT4 The honorable and illustrious author, Viscount Terry W. Ervin II, braves the throngs of people playing Pokemon GO to drive down for another interview with the guys! That gave Rem the perfect opportunity to test live streaming and bringing content in a new way. He's always trying to secretly sneak things in on us. Let us know what you think of...

After catching up on the fact that we have no interest in fireworks and establishing we're grumpy old men, we blast into movie and television news! Turns out Rem doesn't find robots that funny, I guess that's his loss, because I think they're hilarious. Bryan Cranston is to play Zordon in the new Power Rangers flick and he has a lot to tell Larry King about it. That spurns a discussion about popul...

We start off with impressions from BearCon, then break right into the Brexit and xenophobia because we obviously think ourselves smært! If Captain America was considered active duty through his time frozen in non-carbonite, what kind of back-pay would he receive? And when Peggy Carter finally retired, did she feed her kitties catnip-laced beet wine? James Earl Jones reprises his vocal role as Dart...

We hear that Nelly Furtado is making a comeback, but only on Dueling Ogres! Just kidding, she wouldn't be caught dead on this show. Brandon tells us a little more about that Hitler movie. He even recommends it because he's not afraid to support a monster as we find out later when we talk politics (I know, right?) after finding out a certain "news site" shared a certain "makeup test"and tried to sp...

Brandon gets in touch with his inner ornithologist and Rem is terrified of getting sued by the Nerdist. It turns out that they're hiring actors for Thor: Ragnarök instead of androids, except for maybe Jeff Goldblum. If you heard the Guardians of the Galaxy will be in Infinity War, you just got Loki'd! Next up is our "review" of James Patrick & 21 Pulp 's Hero Hourly and Imposter . He didn't pay us...

This week the guys discuss whether it's okay for younger children to be posting to YouTube. Next up is ABC's cancelfest, destroying the viewing dreams of people who waited with bated breath each week for their new episodes of Marvel's Agent Carter , Castle , Galavant , and The Muppets . Just kidding on that last one, nobody watched past the first episode of the Muppets. We then bring the booze and...

In true best-friend fashion, Brandon and Rem saw Captain America: Civil War (aka Avengers 2½) together! This relatively short episode may contain spoilers, so if you haven't seen it but still plan to, wait a few days for the next episode! www.duelingogres.com Like us on facebook.com/duelingogres AMA @ (978) DUOGRES ((978) 386-4737) Follow us on twitter @DuelingOgres (Intro uses the "Black Vortex"...

This episode is abound with Hasbro news! Why, you ask? Good question! Why not ask the guys who want to make a movie about Play-Doh! We also dish on Jessica Jones a bit, Rem forgets precisely what Duncan Jones has directed, and we seize Siege of Dragonspear by the...well...you'll just have to listen to find out precisely what we seize it by. We finally wrap up with the battery that could last a lif...

We had Dani, but we lost him again. We also lost the episode, so we had to record again! Well, really, we never had the episode. Rem's pretty terrible at his job. This week we're mystified by media marketing directions and talk about some shows like Top Gear and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt . Prince's passing doesn't hit us quite as hard as Chyna's, but hey, she was the 9th Wonder of the World. In tr...

Brandon and Rem team up on a hunt for Dani Mo for all of a minute before they get tired and do a podcast instead! Brandon relives the terrors of Magic Duels for the Xbox 1 and once again talks about Fallout 4. Rem recounts his dealings with the Marvel Unlimited app and reading the Death of Wolverine event in one go. We crack down on all the potential plots of Star Wars: Rogue One and muse over its...

[su_spacer] We recap Classic Plastics Toy & Comic Expo, Brandon tells us about his new love affair with archery and his old love affair with text-based games, and Kevin gets us Hearthstoned as Dani Mo suffers through the pain of not caring! We also talk about Wolverine, Civil War, Infinity Wars, Sharknado 4, Shark Exorcist, and GARY FREAKING BUSEY! Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?...

Brandon's too cool for snuggies and Dani Mo has an aversion to pants as we discuss the crap out of the influx of superhero TV! We left-turn into video game land with the Fallout 4 DLC price hike and Rem whining about not playing Overwatch. Science rears its massive head as Brandon drops some sawdust in your shaky cheese and Rem drops a gravimetric asteroid right into your living room. Brandon brin...

Really, it's interruptions like this that make you wonder precisely what's wrong with the world — and what is oh-so right. This week Brandon returns and catches up with his thoughts on last week's topics, muses over ARK: Survival Evolved , and recaps the X-Files reboot. We then break into conspiracies, which breaks the podcast! When we return, Brandon summarises Ready Player One for Rem; and then...

Rem and Dani lament Brandon’s absence but try to carry on with Opportunity’s 12 year anniversary and NASA’s Day of Remembrance and the 30th anniversary of the Challenger accident . [Source: Engadget] But first, we lead with movie news including the pushed-back release date of Star Wars VIII (so far untitled)! We follow that with some interesting statistics about PC games outselling mobile games in...

Deadpool is in the forefront of our brains as we get more stoked for the February 12th release date, which throws the rest of the podcast right into the gutter! We then follow with our thoughts on movie ratings and the internet porn industry rebranding/destroying Playboy and – more recently – Penthouse print magazines. After that, we move back into the movie industry and onward to upcoming Netflix...

Still trying to get back into the swing of things; Brandon, Rem, and new "guest host" Dani spend way too much time talking about themselves, not enough time talking about Billy Bob Thorton's career, and perhaps just the right amount of time talking about human genitals. Are you ready for this jelly?! Because they sure weren't! Guest Host: Dani Mo Episode Features: Outtakes at the end. www.duelingo...

Just in case you hadn't heard, there were some super hero movie trailers that dropped! We also talk about having Goosebumps over Jack Black, some adorable little fuzzballs called Mogwai, and some super-religious prostitutes! Then we wrap up with a little political entrapment that you're sure to have no comment on either one way or the other, because politics are always fair and balanced, just like...

Coming back after a little break is always hard, but after some awkward hugging the guys bring it back full tilt with their first impressions of Star Wars: The Force Awakens! We talk about the movie in-depth (you know, for us), so here's your spoiler warning! Episode Features: Outtakes at the end. Special Guest: Dani Mo www.duelingogres.com Like us on  facebook.com/duelingogres AMA @ (978) DUOGRES...

We've got movies, meals, science, and self-consciousness this episode! Brandon questions his fatherly choices, and Rem talks about bowel movements! On a personal note: Somehow, somewhere, Brandon's mic got unplugged, so we apologize for the wonky audio. Rem cleared it up as best he could (and don't stroke his ego or anything, but he thinks he did a pretty fair job). Episode Features: Outtakes at t...

Brandon silently imagines the numerous ways to murder Rem while he drones on about Blizzcon! Rem feigns interest as Brandon gushes over Fallout! Who will reign supreme?... ...seriously, we won't be butthurt if you skip this one ;) Episode Features: Outtakes at the end. www.duelingogres.com Like us on  facebook.com/duelingogres AMA @ (978) DUOGRES ((978) 386-4737) Follow us on twitter  @DuelingOgre...

A short break means we come back with more razzle-dazzle, more masterful segways, actual news (sort-of), and a whole lot of gushing fanboy! Blizzcon, Star Wars, and Ash vs. the Evil Dead - what more could you ask for?! Well why don't you call and ask for it, dammit?! Episode Features: Outtakes at the end. www.duelingogres.com Like us on  facebook.com/duelingogres AMA @ (978) DUOGRES ((978) 386-473...

[[Producer's note: Sorry for the delay! We're continuing to improve our show, and sometimes that means learning new techniques and technologies that require trial and error.]]   We're back with another amazing interview, this time revisiting James Patrick to see how 21 Pulp has been doing! Tons of amazing things coming from them, they're sure to astound! Episode Features: Outtakes at the end. Wher...

[[Producer's note: Sorry for the delay! We're continuing to improve our show, and sometimes that means learning new techniques and technologies that require trial and error.]]   Continuing the month of interviews, this week the guys talk with young entrepreneur Dave Connell to discuss his ambitious esport startup, Nihilism Gaming! Is it just me, or is it getting a little businessy in here?! Episod...

After some grueling editing and a longer-than-usual turnaround time, we bring to you our interview with indie comic author Stephen Hines! It was a damn awesome interview and we all had a lot of fun! Episode Features: Original music by Stephen Hines. Outtakes at the end. Where to find Stephen: www.stephenhines.org Stephen's Etsy site Stephen's Soundcloud Twitter: @StephenHines67 Dueling Ogres links...

The guys are truly all over the place in this one! Who needs news when we can discuss how many different animals Rem will eat?! Episode Features: Outtakes at the end. www.duelingogres.com Like us on  facebook.com/duelingogres AMA @ (978) DUOGRES ((978) 386-4737) Follow us on twitter  @DuelingOgres [Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod ( incompetech.com ). Licensed under  Creative C...