Dueling Ogres

Just when you thought Monopoly was about more than just properties, Disney resumes discussions to buy some from 21st Century Fox! We start a little slow and awkward this episode, so bear with us! It picks up steam just as the murders on the Orient Express start flowing in. 0:21:43 Disney in talks to buy 21st Century Fox 0:27:45 Murder on the Orient Express 0:31:47 Fantastic Beasts and Where to Fin...

We're back and ready to milk that sweet Stephen King SEO right off the internet. Did you know the movie IT is kind of a big deal right now ? Don't worry, we'll remind you. Seth MacFarlane's FOX show The Orville premiered, and Remington has an opinion or two that may or may not surprise you. Is he meant for space? There's also talk of Danny Trejo and his strong opinions on doing his own stunts , as...

This week Brandon and Rem take you to a fancy Thanksgiving play in New York!  Of course, the director put his own spin on Wade Bradford's masterpiece " Terri and the Turkey ," but we think you'll still enjoy the show! https://www.thoughtco.com/terri-and-the-turkey-play-2713387 Don't forget that shirts are on sale through the holiday! Just click the "Bazaar" link below! Or check out Humble Bundle's...

This week the guys revisit BlizzCon for an overview of the upcoming goodness while peppering in some Niantic, Slow Mo, Bendis, and more! Yes, we're horrible podcasters for skipping a week. Yes, we're incredibly apologetic. Yes, we do enjoy long walks on the beach. Oh wait, here's some news from BlizzCon! 0:17:51 BlizzCon 0:24:33 Sam and Twitch series Kevin Smith (https://mcfarlane.com/blog/update-...

This seriously may be our most serendipitous episode to date! I promise, we're not well enough organized to have planned it! Here's a round-up of this week's topics with a roundabout timestamp: 0:04:11 Team Rocket returning to Pokemon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon 0:08:52 Blizzcon 2017 0:19:49 Thor Ragnarok first impressions 0:24:39 Stranger Things 2 0:29:40 Nintendo Switch controller update with GameC...

If you were looking to get CRAZY drunk, take a drink every time Brandon says "SPOOKY!" But not when Rem does it. He's lame. We hope you enjoy these several cries from the cave! My Baby - Se7enHells 13:30 The Portrait of Theodosia Burr - History.com 15:55 911 Calling - IndianaJone 20:35 Intuitive Advertising - TL Bodine 29:35 Bre's Ghost Story - 31:40 We Found Heaven and it was Empty - DogMan_35 41...

This week Brandon talks about our first perk with our new partner Humble Bundle, Rem gets the plugs in for the limited time to get a free copy of Civilization III (there's little time left, check the link below!) We take a very quick refreshing dip into the darkness and pitiful void that is Doki Doki Literature Club. We don't linger long, because I just watched some spoiler videos and it's just as...

The first rule about Porgs fight club is don't talk about Porgs fight club. The first rule about sexual misconduct is the exact opposite! Even after saying we weren't going to, we talk a bit about the Harvey Weinstein allegations; though we do stray more on the fact that Twitter blocked Rose McGowan after telling Ben Affleck to fuck off. **UPDATE: Turns out the tweet that broke Twitter's ToS inclu...

Thank you for purchasing the Dueling Ogres "Power Pack"™! Please enjoy these news stories with no extra purchase necessary (probably). Always getting grumpy? Scientists in Britain tell you why ! (http://duelog.me/madphone) There's a whole slew of comic news, including Venom movie news , the new Hellboy movie , and Ron Perlman's not-so-happy thoughts on it . If you're more of a tv series fan, the G...

A waterfall over an otherworldly plant, a woman bathing in the foreground. Mysterious drawings and runes. This...is Dueling Ogres! The Geocities backup project will fill hours of your time with awesome gems like these ! Seriously, spend some time here and see what the late 90's internet was all about. http://duelog.me/GeoNSFW http://duelog.me/GeoNSFF http://duelog.me/GeoNSFNinja The guys also spen...

Two weeks in a row? The guys are back on top! This week Brandon and Rem dive into the differences between the pilot and second episode of Amazon's "The Tick" series, now that it's out for your viewing pleasure! You've fingered foul fruit, friend! Xbox One X is fastest selling Xbox preorder , and we think that's just fine. Star Wars The Last Jedi and wipe transitions - what's going on with those th...

Did you guys get to see the solar eclipse?! That was a lot of hype without those silly glasses. I'm not bitter...and Bonnie Tyler is still fantastic. We're back with talk ranging from cognitive behavioral therapy to splooge ghosts, so be sure to bring your Pokemon before Brandon buys them all! We meditate on prank calls to "NASA" and wonder if taking suggestions are good for the overall health of...

We're back with video this week and our double-fisted pun guns are locked and loaded! So acquire the target and shoot to thrill! Wait, did I just quote AC/DC? Anyway, here are the topics for this week! All topics and times are approximate and not necessarily indicative of the actual topic of discussion. It's almost like I put these here to get closer to some arbitrary SEO word counter! https://you...

We recap some of the news coming out of SDCC (San Diego Comic Con) even though Rem was on vacation while it happened! But first, let's talk about the Pokemon Go Fest fiasco! Hey, here's a list of topics I found on the floor in no particular order. They seriously just throw this stuff around like it's worthless. Or priceless. I always get those confused: SDCC Thor Ragnarok Wonder Woman 2 Justice Le...

Millions of hot dogs recalled due to bones in the meats! But first, the next Doctor of Doctor Who is a female?! What does this mean for PC culture! Who really cares?! R. Kelly may have a sex cult? Philip DeFranco is a decent guy?! (Here's where we talk about hot dogs) And finally, sadly, George Romero and Martin Landau have passed away. Aren't these usually longer? Interested in writing geek-centr...

https://youtu.be/1bS6vaqZUl4 https://youtu.be/1bS6vaqZUl4 Brandon and Rem are back bringing you the sluice of the internet and other disgusting words! Here are some more topics! Elite Dangerous Valkyria Revolution Gorilla food songs Tempered glass DC movies Cows of the future Heat resistant cows Brangus Comicon International: San Diego leaving San Diego FSotW: Markus "Notch" Persson all for a hete...

We took a week off because everything in our usual wheelhouse sounded booooooooooring. But we're back and touch on tons of stuff! Hey! Listen! https://youtu.be/jiVBtkwUwp8 Touch the topics!: stardew valley, car problems, live action cowboy bebop, twitch.tv, mystery science theater 3000, han solo movie, ron howard, jackie chan, the foreigner, spiderman, venom, sony, marvel, gmail ad targeting, ebay...

E3, The Electronic Entertainment Expo was in full swing and Brandon was just itching to go over his favorite stuff! So that's what we did. It's like a Blizzcon episode, only this time Rem is the one who's feigning interest! Just kidding, he still likes vijigames. Enjoy the show! Baby Garbage Trees are Delicious! Interested in writing geek-centric articles? Got a fever to let your inner writer out?...

Brandon got a haircut and didn't get a digital copy, but he made a new friend! Not really, he actually completely wigged out his hair dresser. This week brings this and soooo much more! We bring back the FuckShit of the Week! Probably just for one week! Until we remember to do it again! Celebrity Stalkers Destiny 2 will join Blizzard games on the Battle. Net launcher Twitch acquired Curse Animania...

Brandon recounts his experiences with the game Prey as we wind way back after two successful interviews with some very interesting people! We drop a little Hearthstone talk and then move into more pressing matters, like whether the Oculus Rift and its copycat systems will ever be free of the lawsuit hammer of ZeniMax. Soon after some riveting discussion about how unsuccessful we are (don't worry,...

This week we interview podcaster Jennifer Briney in a show that's very different from our usual fare! Strap in, kiddies, we're dishing on the government! Topics include: Bills and Amendments The Congressional Record Congress The House of Representatives The Omnibus The Vehicle of the Bill Corporate Sponsorship Campaign Contributions Representative Orientations Phone Banks Party Divide Political La...

This week Brandon and Remington interview the prolific David C. Hayes! Horror director, actor, writer, podcaster, one-time wrestler, and Harry Potter aficionado. Listen as they discuss breaking into the business! Stare in horror as the conversation turns to tropes in movies and whether they have a place in modern writing! Flee in terror from the hideous Swamp Thing and his relatability! This episo...

After an unexpectedly long hiatus, Brandon and Rem are back to lubricate your funny bone! Or theirs. We haven't decided yet. ♦ Is Warner Bros stealing all the conjurings? ♦ Walk the Prank, or else! ♦ The Watchmen are animated? ♦ Stan Lee wins Whitecastle, true believers! ♦ YouTube Kids app makes YouTube more friendly? ♦ Star Wars or Indiana Jones, Harrison Ford doesn't ever quit! ♦ Bioware says "G...

Brandon & Rem invite you to sit in with comic shop owner Jordan Lowe to talk about what is happening with Marvel & the comic world at large! Poor Marvel has had just a terrible few weeks with PR nightmares such as VP of sales David Gabriel blaming diversity for the lurch in sales. From there, we ask Jordan's perspective as a shop owner and comic connoisseur whether the problem is diversity or over...

Rem re-lives his "devastating back injury" (seriously, he's such a crybaby) and Brandon has been playing Farcry 4 and talks briefly about Horizon Zero Dawn and Ubisoft's other titles that have waaaay too many damn quests. Bioware bring a much needed patch to Mass Effect: Andromeda, which begs the question: Should games be incomplete on release? Should people just expect a patch period just so comp...