Dude, That's F****d Up

There isn't a cryptid we've met that we haven't loved, and this week's featured fable is no exception! Erin and Nicole make the acquaintance of The Fouke Monster aka The Swamp Stalker aka The Boggy Creek Monster, a "sasquatian" Peeping Tom from Arkansas. And he's about as backwoods as a creature can get, without actually living way back in the woods...'cause he's out here makin' house calls! ...

Sometimes our Dudes dive into a topic and completely fall in love with it; this episode is one such occasion! Erin and Nicole explore the Italian origin of game of Tarot cards, the grifting that lead to our current understanding of Tarot, some of the cards meanings and ultimately, a fun way to journal and self reflect!   Visit ThisMightHurtTarot.com to buy a beautiful pack of Tarot cards and/...

Let's assume the world is gonna still be here 10,000 years from now. Heck, even 500 years from now. How can we send a message to our future brethren to stay away from all the nuclear waste we've accumulated, and ensure they're able to read it? We might be human-robot-alien hybrids by then! Join Erin and Nicole as they attempt to find the solution (spoiler alert: they found one), and discuss the my...

There are a lot of grifters in the paranormal space, what with your psychics, mediums and ghost hunters. But the worst one wears a bowler hat and appears to be a graduate of Mystery's School of Douchery : Zachary "Zak" Bagans. This man is never not peacocking; whether it's showing off his personal collection of "haunted" garbage in his Las Vegas museum, or berating his staff on National television...

A flu from sky goo sounds disgusting, because it is. What even is sky goo? Should we even be asking that question...I know! Let's let Erin and Nicole theorize over the origin of the goo, give it more creative nicknames than "blobs," and recount the 1994 events of the Oakville Washington Blobs! *This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp . Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/DTFU and get on yo...

In June of 1990, British Airways Flight 5390 had to make an emergency landing after a *vital* piece of the plane got sucked off (along with a vital member). This week, Erin and Nicole recount the unimaginable incident, the intense 20 minutes that followed, and the official investigation into where it all went wrong. SHOW INFORMATION Hosted and produced by Nicole Mackie and Erin Saul Merch: Dude, T...

Can you imagine a life without dogs? Those cuddly, sweet, loyal, little floofs that make man (in the humankind sense) so happy?! In this episode, Erin and Nicole discuss the history of the domestication of animals we keep as pets, theorize a world where bigger, badder animals are kept as companions, and consider de-domesticating a few household pets (BIRDS). SHOW INFORMATION Hosted and produced by...

This episode name is so disrespectful. But you know what? Once you hear this story, you're gonna be like " oh, uh huh, that man was an idiot." Join Erin and Nicole on a daring journey as they dive (pun intended) into the story of Sam Patch: the first American Daredevil!  SHOW INFORMATION Hosted and produced by Nicole Mackie and Erin Saul Merch: Dude, That’s F****d Up Store Patreon : Patreon.c...

Thank you to the multiple listeners who encouraged Our Dudes go down under for The Great Emu War of 1932 because it is the best thing since Fairy Bread and Tim Tams. Join Erin and Nicole as they ride into the most Benny Hill battle they'd never heard of until now. SHOW INFORMATION Hosted and produced by Nicole Mackie and Erin Saul Merch: Dude, That’s F****d Up Store Patreon : Patreon.com/DTFUPodca...

Ever wonder how artificial flavors are made? Hey, Erin and Nicole were wondering about that, too! Dip into this very tasty episode about the science and history of natural and artificial flavors! SHOW INFORMATION Hosted and produced by Nicole Mackie and Erin Saul Merch: Dude, That’s F****d Up Store Patreon : Patreon.com/DTFUPodcast Facebook Page: @DFTUPodcast Facebook Group : Listeners of Dude, Th...

Erin and Nicole are supes chill during a record-breaking heatwave, as they discuss cryonics and the famous/infamous people who have chosen to freeze their bodies (and heads!) in death. SHOW INFORMATION Hosted and produced by Nicole Mackie and Erin Saul Merch: Dude, That’s F****d Up Store Patreon : Patreon.com/DTFUPodcast Facebook Page: @DFTUPodcast Facebook Group : Listeners of Dude, That's F****d...

Did you know the phrase "pay to play" originated from a literal terrestrial radio scandal where record labels bribed disc jockeys?! Erin and Nicole discuss the timeline-altering Payola Scandal of 1960, the problematic motivations of said scandal, and close the episode out with some *light and impromptu* Billy Joel slander (apologies to any BJ fans). **This episode is sponsored by MagicMind, the wo...

Bless your sharts, because Erin and Nicole are reading your listener stories! From hating poop jokes, to a harrowing grocery adventure, to a festive lil' Krampus film, y'all delivered! Thank you to all the contributors of this episode - keep those stories comin'! ****This episode is sponsored by MagicMind, the world's first productivity drink! Visit MagicMind.co/DTFU and save 20% off your order wi...

Psychics and/or mediums claim to be able to see the future or talk with the deceased, which is why psychics have offered their services to detectives investigating high-profile crimes. And yet, no psychic has ever been credited with cracking a case? Fascinating. Erin and Nicole tried to do some research into the use of psychics and detective work, but there isn't a lot of evidence to suggest they'...

As a nonprofit organization founded for good, PETA sure is accused of being bad. Erin and Nicole discuss the origins of People for the Ethical Rights of Animals (PETA), their radical forms of direct action and out-of-touch marketing campaigns, and some other sh*t you could probably read on your own, but that sounds boring. SHOW INFORMATION Hosted and produced by Nicole Mackie and Erin Saul Merch:...

California just had a $1.3B Mega Millions Jackpot winner and *spoiler alert* it wasn't Erin or Nicole. This week, our dudes talk a little about the history of the state lottery, discuss if they believe in the "lottery curse," and have some questions about the people who have won and donated it all (e.g. what's the point?!). **This episode is sponsored by Magic Spoon Grain-free Cereal! Visit MagicS...

Actually, Erin and Nicole will only go streaking under strict terms, and after they've done some personal grooming. Since they have no previous experience with running naked in public, they're discussing the history of streaking and some of the most famous global streakers of all time!   **This episode is sponsored by Magic Spoon Grain-free Cereal! Visit MagicSpoon.com/DTFU and save $5 off yo...

Splashin' of the Christ! Can you imagine a worse theme for a park than "Christianity?" Me either, but there have been tens of water and amusement parks in that very genre, which proves yet again, there's no accounting for taste. Erin and Nicole discuss the most popular religious theme parks in the U.S, their current operating condition, and who on earth (or in Heaven) might want to go there?! &nbs...

Everybody in your seats, because summer break is over! In this episode, Erin and Nicole discuss everything they missed while on vacation: the good (Beyonce's New Single) the bad (F*CKIN' SCOTUS FORCING US TO EAT HOT GARBAGE DIARRHEA SANDWICHES) and the Strange(r Things). Feels good to be back, baby!  To learn more about funding and/or obtaining safe and legal abortions, visit abortionaccessfu...

In a genre for women, by women, only one man has has crossed party lines to join the highest ranks of the Romance Genre: Fabio. Erin and Nicole discuss the life of the ultimate Italian Stallion, his role in the popularity of the literary genre, and a wild goose chase that could have cost Fabio his livelihood (and his life)! SHOW INFORMATION Hosted and produced by Nicole Mackie and Erin Saul Merch:...

You know what would be hotter than the book Mating the Huntress ? A movie adaptation! Erin & Nicole discuss who they would cast in the Hallmark Erotica or Netflix Skinz version of the novella, all the amazing euphemisms author Talia Hibbert used for the vulva/vagina (and a couple we hated), and what they hope to read from the author next! You can just listen in, or you can read the book as we'...

He did it! The Werewolf mated the Huntress. But guess what? She mated him, too. And her favorite position? CEO. Erin and Nicole discuss the final chapters (6, 7 and 8) and the climax (pun intended) we've all been waiting for! *eggplant emoji* You can just listen in, or you can read the book as we're reading it! Download Mating the Huntress by Talia Hibbert, available on Amazon, Apple, Google Play...

It's getting steamy, y'all! This book answers the question: can a werewolf enter combat with a b0ner? The question it doesn't answer, is whether a human can. But leave that to Erin and Nicole, as they discuss Chapters 3, 4 and 5 of Mating the Huntress, DTFU's sexy summer read! You can just listen in, or you can read the book as we're reading it! Download Mating the Huntress by Talia Hibbert, avail...

We've done it. We've read part of a romance novella! And it's everything we wanted! Erin and Nicole discuss the first reading assignment (?): The Prologue and Chapters 1 & 2. And their biggest delight? Getting slapped with a c*** in the first paragraph of the first chapter! Not literally, of course, but take note potential authors because this is how you hook a reader! You can just listen in,...

Introducing Dude, That's F****d Up: The Summer Series !  If you're looking for a steamy beach/picnic/bathroom read to kick off summer, look no further! Over the next few episodes, Erin and Nicole will be reading and discussing Mating the Huntress by Talia Hibbert, a romance novella practically written to our DTFUniverse sensibilities! It's got Halloween themes, it's got werewolves, it's got h...