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Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about unconventional love, bodily fluids, and the terrifying ocean. Suggested Talking Points: The Soundtrack of Summer 2011. Daddy I’m Having a Hard Time. Park bench love and the everlasting terror boner. Picnic table love. Sex on the diving board. Hackers revive Tupac. What’s Up Your Butt? Blood stew. Spot the Fake Culture-bound syndrome. Man spits feces at cop....

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk some more about L.A. Noire, Enslaved, and all of the great games coming out this fall. What’cha Been Playin’? Portal 2. Dead Rising 2. L.A. Noire. Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective. Enslaved: Journey to the West. Discussion If you could only get one of this fall’s games, which would it be?

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about festivals, brand loyalty, and genius. Suggested Talking Points: Shirtless. Chinese breast tea. Piss jugs in the ice cream truck. The sniper prank. Spot the fake festival. Mechaphilia. Brand loyalty kills friendships. Calvin Silhouette. If you make fun of my STDs, I’ll run you over with my car. Man injured while car surfing. The inscrutable raft emergency and...

Kole and Dennis talk about Modern Warfare 3, L.A. Noire, and poorly reviewed games. This week’s music is “True(ItsGoneNowMix)” from OCRemix. Remix by Steve Pordon. Quick Hits Modern Warfare 3 leaked. Sony details “Welcome Back” plan. April NPD sales numbers. What’cha Been Playin’? L.A. Noire. Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood. Discussion Have you ever enjoyed a game despite poor reviews?

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about poorly translated branding, the Challenger Deep, and amateur dentistry. Suggested Talking Points: High Energy. Lost in Translation. Eight Year Old Botox. The List. Sexting, Blackmail, and Cream of Sexism. The world will end on May 21. I could be down with polytheism. Spot the Fake Porn. The Science Zone: Challenger Deep. A suitcase full of baby leopards. Laz...

Kole and Dennis talk about the Smithsonian games exhibit, Mortal Kombat, and strategy guides. This week’s music is “The Sound of the Galaxy”, from OCRemix. Remix by Mattias Häggström Gerdt. Quick Hits Mass Effect 3 delayed to 2012. Smithsonian “The Art of Gaming” exhibit. Assassin’s Creed: Revelations. What’cha Been Playin’? Mortal Kombat. Planescape: Torment. Dead Rising 2. Discussion What is you...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about the naked chicken bandit, drunk texting, and physical challenges. Suggested Talking Points: New microphones. The show is too long. Happy Meals. Marketing to flash mobs. Hotel mourning Osama bin Laden? The beard vow. Bestiality everywhere. BBWs are wrecking your children’s lives. The naked chicken bandit. Recite Super Troopers. Three frogs in the convertible....

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about taking a punch for a buck, asian cuisine, and fear of puppets. Suggested Talking Points: Don’t lie to me. Shower treadmill. Bringing back Home Alone. Man in panda suit takes punches for a buck. Persistent genital arousal disorder and the magical ice-cream machine. Chiddy Bang and the Freestyle Rap Record. Three Dick Liquor. Chinese Spring Eggs. Urine-soaked...

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about the PSN outage, Sword and Sworcery, and more Portal 2. Quick Hits PSN Outage Timeline. Discussion How does the PSN outage and data breach affecting you? What’cha Been Playin’? Dead Rising 2. Portal 2. Limbo. Sword and Sworcery. Team Fortress 2. Half Life 2.

Kole, Ben, and Dennis tease you about Portal 2, Battlefield: Free, and the most we’ve anticipated games. What’cha Been Playin’? Portal 2. Killing Floor. Toki Tori. Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Penumbra: Overture. Machinarium. Castlevania: Lords of Shadow. Battlefield: Play for Free. Little Big Planet custom levels. I Want to Play a Game Who Are You? Discussion What game did you anticipate the most?

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about tax season, insomnia, and snake bites. Suggested Talking Points: Sweat Lodge. Submarine Races and Nautical by Nature.* Drunk Toddlers. Reverse custody battle. What is a human life worth. Florida has a government? A frank discussion about abortion. Why should PETA neuter you? Walking your dog, driving your dog. Won’t kiss me? I’ll shoot you. Eagle attacks dog...

Wherein those damn Ross kids get serious about human life, the elderly, and Sesame Street. Suggested Talking Points: Sweat Lodge. Submarine Races and Nautical by Nature.* Drunk Toddlers. Reverse custody battle. What is a human life worth. Florida has a government? A frank discussion about abortion. Why should PETA neuter you? Walking your dog, driving your dog. Won’t kiss me? I’ll shoot you. Eagle...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about playing vampire, the end the universe, and gangsta math. Suggested Talking Points: The Sneeze Coach. Evil Robert Duvall and Monkey Paw Soup. Bullshit and the American hero. Breast milk ice-cream and the Cold Stone Horror. Playing Vampire and trying that murder stuff. The snappy hat and the inventor of Superglue. Prejudiced birds. The Falconer’s Son. Sinkhole...

Wherein those damn Ross kids evangelize about clown crime, cryptozoology, and cash. Suggested Talking Points: Give me all the sauce. Soul Patch Albinism. Andy. Doppelganger. Phantom poop and the Clown Burglar. Drink, Drive, Sext. Ninja Crime. River City Ransom. Advertising for confession. Clown crime continues. Dine and dash. Backward Feet Man. Sacrelicious. Urinating in a mason jar. Sexy kids, co...

Wherein those damn Ross kids whine about bacon, huffing, and the Truman Show Delusion. Suggested Talking Points: Inspirationcast. Bacon products. Woman hit twice in same intersection. House set on fire twice in the same day. Inventors who were buried in their inventions. Kole spills his beer. Haircuts and gun permits. Sexy babies. Ms. San Antonio ate too many tacos. The Smut List. There is no verb...

Wherein those damn Ross kids hesitate about spaniards, fake deaths, and laser targeted advertising. Suggested Talking Points: Today’s podcast tomorrow. Gone Hookin’. Supermoon. Sex Quiz. Sexual Tension Quiz. HPV and the Surgeon General’s Warning tattoo. The government is taking away your right to send your kids to faith healers. Persecute the Spaniards and ban the Irish t-shirts. Miss Snake Charme...

Wherein those damn Ross kids get real about mayonnaise disasters, teaching your kids to write backwards, and alien bacteria. Suggested Talking Points: Therapy. Good Christian Bitches. Grinch Syndrome. Appropriate deaths, e.g being extruded through a fine metal mesh. Mayonnaise disasters. Condiment crime spree. Sriracha. Poor Stephen. Pump the brakes on the misogyny. Teach your kids to write backwa...

Wherein those damn Ross kids expectorate about iScream, time dilation, and poor baby Connor. Suggested Talking Points: Don’t treat our listeners like idiots. The age of consent in Idaho. iScream. Screaming in the car. I need a gavel. The point that moths serve. Goats on I-5. Green Play-Doh. The K-NEX incident and losing control of my face. More personal arson. Only 50 websites. Time dilation. Unus...

Wherein those damn Ross kids have a frank discussion about kinky two year-olds, falconry, and technological singularity. Suggested Talking Points: Hey Dum Dum. Kinky 2 year olds. NO MORE BATS. Flame broiled Bumfights. Thesis. Kid exchange rate. Working the corner for grades and a Fresca. Jerky Spree. Kevin Bacon and the Invisible Micropenis. Three Story Cross. Touchdown Jesus and Robot God. Ghost...

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk themselves dizzy about Rookie of the Year, Cousin Oliver, and Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. Suggested Talking Points: Karaoke Cannon. Kevlar Underpants Protect Our Soldier’s Seed. The K-Mart Inside Job and Selling Kole’s Ass. Prosthetic Limbs Banned from High School Baseball. Rookie of the Year and Blank Check. The American Dream is Dead. Ronal Reagan isn’t 100, he...

Wherein those damn Ross kids drop bombs about Facebook Envy, Christian Side-Hugs, and burial rituals.

Wherein those damn Ross kids get disturbingly personal about pornography, religion, and the zodiac.

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about unfathomable terror, pregnancy pacts, and space colonization.

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about doing it live, education, and ska music.

Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss precious metals, puberty, and the Bible.