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Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Murph Murphy read your responses about the Painted World of Ariamis. Also, deleted scenes. Links of Note: Prepare to Cry: Heroes of Firelink Video of how to Skip Estus Flask Shock of White Hair in It Dark Souls 2 gameplay footage Bring me Red Pages Moonside Beetlejuice Lost Souls Room

Sexy interuptions don't stop the innovation!

And they called him... The first segment is a tirade about weather that's pretty uninspired, I admit! But it gets better! The song in the middle is from The Midnite Snax, my 2nd rock band in my home town, and a song from my song-a-day project. It's about the character Bub from my favorite George Romero movie, Day of the Dead. The real meat, however, is "Gary Butterfield's Boring Party." I love thi...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about genitals, outakes, and a little bit about Metroid Prime. LINKS OF NOTE: Scrotum: en.wiktionary.org/wiki/scrotum Couch St. news.travel.aol.com/2010/08/27/portland-slang/ Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Kris and Kole talk about national tragedy, genetic diversity, and dimensions. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: I pitch over windmills. We did it. Emergency Donut Services. Accidental Incest. Honeymoons Over My Hammy. Give this baby a gun. The Nest. Boob Maintenance. Size queens. I'm not a child molester, I'm a racist. Hangovers are expensive. Coke ended the world.

Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about the Castle of Illusion remake, Improbable Island, and your favorite mods. The Brief "Castle of Illusion" remake announced. "The Last of Us" contest. Grand Theft Auto V screens released. The Grind Kole: VVVVVV. Ben: Bioshock Infinite. Spec Ops: The Line. Dennis: Improbable Island. Dark Souls. The Walking Dead. Multiplayer What's your favorite mod?

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Murph Murphy talk about the return to the Undead Asylum and the Painted World of Ariamis. If you're playing along, we cover everything up through Priscilla. The next episode will cover Darkroot Basin and the New Londo Ruins. Please Note: As of this episode, all spoiler warnings are off. Proceed at your own risk if you have not beaten the game. Links of Note: None

Hey there, Clever Girls... are you ready to have a prepubescent crush on Laura Dern? We thought so. There really isn't a great Jurassic Park game, but the Genesis one is made of human butt. And we don't care that you get to be a raptor, because that's the dream we live every night... as were-raptors.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross slather themselves with Phazon and talk about Metroid Prime. An ancient evil springs of a meteor, a verbose race of bird people leave you notes, and a classic series is taken to 3D. Neither of us beat the game this time around, but we played enough to know that it doesn’t succeed on a lot of levels. LINKS OF NOTE: Metroid Prime: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metroid_Prime Me...

Ladies in the apocalypse will mostly be concerned with keeping things away or keeping them close.

Kris and Kole talk about birds, bird pictures, and sending bird pictures. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Sending bird pictures to Kris. Heroin is a problem. Executive ear popping service. Previous Nectar Gun. The sound of your voice. All the planet's libraries. Hovercart. Give me my son's finger back. Double Texting. Don't drink and walk. Rent out a prison. Memory sticks are never good.

Tommy's Too.  The Sex Trillogy Concludes! Though I guess I talk about sex quite a bit. First, the Tiny Beings Errata, with the fakey Stan Lee voice, who I called Granny Guzzlin' Gary, which is fucking disgusting. In the middle, the only cover The Metroids ever recorded. It's more or less faithful. Then, some more Gallagher 3, because it's not like he's the worst thing I ever made.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about Roger Ebert’s death, gym class, dying young, and a little bit about Sonic 3 and Knuckles. LINKS OF NOTE: Jeff Goldblum on SNL: www.funnyordie.com/videos/25633d24…jeopardy-5-9-98 Kurt Braunohler Kickstarter: www.kickstarter.com/projects/309790…s-cloud-project Gamers.txt: forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.p…pagenumber=6 In this Friendly Friendly World: ww...

Kole, Dennis, David, and (eventually) Ben talk about the always-online Xbox controversy, the Dark Souls 2 reveal, and ask you about your emotional responses to games. The Brief X-Box 360 always-online kerfuffle. Dark Souls 2 gameplay video released. The Grind Kole: Nimble Quest. Minecraft. Dennis: The Cave. The Walking Dead. New World Colony. David: Improbable Island. Bioshock Infinite. Multiplaye...

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Bob Mackey read your thoughts and responses about Anor Londo. Translation Doc Link Satusuki Custom Mimic Texture Bash Bros.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross sprint through Sonic 3 and Knuckles. Something about emeralds, something about robots, something about going real fast. There's some measure of debate over what the best Sonic game is, but Sonic 3 and Knuckles is probably the grandest expression of what "Sonic" is all about. We vacilitate for a while before ultimately concluding that the game ain't bad, it just has h...

I can't think of anything that can go wrong with this idea.

Kris and Kole talk about food, mostly. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Wrecked on absinthe. Running out of gas. Song for the end of the world. A wreck. Shandy. Sexmurderer for hire. The skate park paradox. Kris's shameful admission. The benefits of olive oil. The secret of the towels. Whisper Eating. Looking is extra.

Save time by having your shirt say this to everyone you'd say it to. Part two of the sex trillogy. Fun little bit in the first half, in the guise of fake deleted scenes. Nothing much to say. In the middle: one of the saddest songs I think I've ever done. Then some stuff about shirts and sex. Solid ep, bro.

Kole, Dennis Bot, Ben, and David talk about the Metal Gear Solid 5, Bioshock Infinite, and Organ Trail. The Brief Metal Gear Solid 5 announced. David Hayter fired from being Solid Snake. China develops "Glorious Mission". N++ announced. The Grind Ben: 30 Flights of Loving. Bioshock Infinite. Kole: Bioshock Infinite. Organ Trail. David: Improbable Island. The End Boss New Car. Haiku. Boring.

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Bob Mackey talk about Anor Londo. If you're playing along, we cover Anor Londo in its entirety. The next episode will cover the Return to the Undead Asylum and the Painted World of Ariamis. Please Note: As of this episode, all spoiler warnings are off. Proceed at your own risk if you have not beaten the game. Links of Note: Retronauts Kickstarter Retronauts T-Shirt...

Gary Butterfield explains why there isn't a new episode of WOFF! today. Kole Ross is in an iron lung at the Mayo Clinic after getting into a car accident. We will return next week with our previously scheduled Sonic 3 and Knuckles episode. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

What do kids like? Poke-mon! So we figured we'd invent them!

Kris and Kole talk about the geology of pornography, ethnic grocers, and odds. SUGGESTED TALKING POINTS: Foam Factory. Setting the hook. Porn map. Designer colostomy bags. The Ice Cream Bandit. Asian grocer story and five pounds of rice. Man shoots self, blames ninjas. Don't make a bracket.

Auuegh!? What we need now is more power. Wilson is across the fence, and we should mow him down with our Binford=Taylor Hedge Trimmers, because that's the only way to the truth about what happened in my tragic head injury. Also, something about men and women being different, and Jonathan Taylor Thomas being the wellspring from which all fetish flows.