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Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross plumb the depths of Cave Story. It’s a story that will make you feel like you’ve wasted your life. A while back, a single man dedicated five years to singlehandedly crafting one of the most beloved modern platformers. Oh, and he also fired the starting pistol on the indie game movement as we know it. But excuse us, we’re just talking into microphones forever. LINKS O...

Kris and Kole talk about white supremacy, small businesses, and taking inventory. ALSO: It's like a simile. Kris starts the Simpsons dive. Keeping the good boxes. Becoming a new kind of person. Jason Biggs can't be the Afleck Duck anymore. Eat a bowl of dicks list. Klan Kwiz. The Klot Klalling the Klettle Klack. Mobile Dentistry and the Exhaust Pipe. Fill in the __ . Billboard homeless.

Mark another tally up on the "Canonical Worst Games" wall. Odds are good we're going to clear this pantheon out. One day a hard rain is gonna come, suffering style.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross read your responses to the Shaded Woods. LINKS OF NOTE: HR Giger is a Pulsating Moodsack of a Maniac Probability Zero American Gladiator Helmet Battleblock Theater Super House of Dead Ninjas

Kole, Ben, and Dennis interview Sherida Halatoe, the developer of Beyond Eyes. We also talk about the Wii U's Virtual Console woes and talk about Long Live the Queen. The Brief Sega has no plans to participate in Wii U Virtual Console. What's the deal with the PSN wallet? Lindsay Lohann sues Rockstar. The Multiplayer Beyond The Grind Ben: EVO setup. Dennis: PlayStation All Stars. X-COM. Kole: Gunp...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross read your responses to Gabriel Knight 2: The Beast Within. LINKS OF NOTE: Reunification Day: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reunification_Day Vacation Movies: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rMcRJVY1-0 Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Wherein we consistently miss the easiest target.

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and J. Kartje talk about the Shaded Woods. It's spooky, scary, foggy, and froggy. We cover everything from Benhart of Jugo up through Scorpioness Najka. LINKS OF NOTE: J on Twitter Kids in the Hall Gut Guys The Juice Hyrule Historia Resident Evil Archives Pannus Let's all mourn together for the Shy Guy Knights Larry Tate ) Moonlight Sword in Armored Core From Beyond Th...

In this episode, we discuss yet another twist on the Roguelike Genre with S.H.O.D.N. and Co-Op bliss with Battleblock Theater.

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Shovel Knight, what's the deal with eSports?, and we ask you about the best gaming values. The Brief Beyond: Two Souls PS4 update? Humble 2K Bundle The Backloggery Battleborn announced. Just Dance is an eSport. Multiplayer Best gaming values. The Grind David: Noir Syndrome. Bioshock. Resident Evil 6. Ben: Super Smash Bros. Perfect Dark. Dennis: Arcade fighti...

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Will Owens sniff around Gabriel Knight 2: The Beast Within. FMV games are a bizarre evolutionary dead end, but we found the very best one to give the WOFF! treatment. Gabriel Knight is back on the case, in full living color, hunting down a Bavarian werewolf and learning a little bit about his own sexuality. We can take solace in one fact: We can’t mangle German any...

Legacy of the Wizard is a good game. Listen to us talking about making No. 3.

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Vivian read your responses about The Gutter and Black Gulch. LINKS OF NOTE: Time Zones Calendar Reform Bee Movie JJGO and Penny Arcade Let's Get Cracking Karnov

Kole, Dennis, David, and Gary talk about the Bioshock: Burial at Sea DLC, wrapping up all discussion of Bioshock ever in the future.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross read your thoughts on Crackdown. LINKS OF NOTE: Patton Oswalt on Brian Dennehy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=boTKLuI7nzM Infamous: www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-NBsSfxH30 Saint’s Row 4: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT03ezSnVL8 Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound he pulls the spitting high tension wires down. Helpless people ona subway train scream, bug-eyed as he looks in on them. He picks up a bus and he throws it back down as he wades through the buildings toward the center of town. Oh no, they say he's got to go. Go go Godzilla! Oh now, there goes Tokyo. Go go Godzilla! History shows again and again how na...

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Vivienne talk about the Gutter and Black Gulch. We cover everything up from the room full of exploding men all the way up through the Rotten. Ew. LINKS OF NOTE: Nutcracker Vaait and The Pit Majula Chest Event Run's House US Acres Freedom Center For the love of god, do this

Nick Glauber and Gary Butterfield discuss SUPER HOT and Transistor.

Kole, Dennis, Ben, David, and Gary talk about Bioshock Infinite in depth (at height?). We also speak with Adrian Murphy, the Senior Producer of the game, about the process of bringing it all together. Links of Note: On Writing Devil in the White City The Jungle Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead The Lathe of Heaven Shiny and the Spoon The song "Canary in a Coal Mine" is used with permission fro...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross kick it, you know, just talkin’ ‘bout Crackdown. With the announcement and release of the Xbox One, the Xbox 360 is now just retro enough for us to not feel bad covering it. What better place to start than the pack-in that came with the Halo 3 Multiplayer Beta? Crackdown is simple and great. LINKS OF NOTE: Davy Jones: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgVfAkIOTOo Stanley Parab...

Mediocrity is the most mortal sin of all. So we'll kindly excuse ourselves out the side door.

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Dave Klein read your thoughts on the Sinner's Rise and the Grave of the Saints. LINKS OF NOTE: Harold and Maude Peeve Tim and Eric Muscles for Bones Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Dio Mask Great Poo in Conker's

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the Torment: Tides of Numenera delay, WATCH_DOGS, and we ask you about choice in games. The Brief Torment: Tides of Numenera pushed back by a year. Giant insects are impossible. Turing Test busted. Bioshock Infinite interview. Multiplayer Choice in games. The Grind Ben: A whole buncha Bioshock. David: Fallen London. WildStar. Dennis: Surge Deluxe. Pixeljunk...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross read your thoughts on X-Men Legends II. LINKS OF NOTE: The most insane thing ever. Watch this: shakefire.com/video/spider-man-t…e-show-performance U Talkin’ U2 To Me? www.earwolf.com/show/u-talkin-u2-to-me/ Ecks Vs Sever: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8InYkHIP54w Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Kris and Kole talk about Muppet hierarchies, celebrity injuries, and produce. Suggested Talking Points: The candy store. A grim hypothetical. The collective noun for nuns. Debating Fozzie's place in the house. Our setups. Tracey Morgan, accidents, and offensive language. Depressing statistics about sexual harassment. Two kinds of rice. Larry King's beard. A grocery store story. Sexy produce.