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Here it is, folks, the finale of the Summer of Glum. Let's wash this taste from our mouth with a big slice of wedding cake.

Just in case you didn't catch them in the Player Handbook, they're back! Links: Dwarf (Dungeons & Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — Dwarves average four feet in height, with squat, broad bodies.

Are you ready for uncomfortable sexual situations? Are you too charming for your own good? Then the Dryad might be for you, sweet thing. Links: Dryad - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia — Dryads are fey-maidens who act as the protectors of forests and trees. They appear to be beautiful women with delicate features seemingly made of soft wood.

This raffle-winner episode about a terrible, outdated isometric collectathon comes with a SEVERE content warning for the last third of the episode... specifically for people who get squeamish about eye stuff.

In this special special appendix, Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross read your PVP stories from Dark Souls III. LINKS OF NOTE: Puzzletheory Action Half Life

Kole, Ben, and Jala talk about Justin Roiland's new VR game, Rocket League Rumble, and we ask you about your favorite video game pack-ins. THE BRIEF: Steam changes review policy to stop key exchange reviews. Pokemon Generations is a new series of YouTube shorts. Justin Roiland is making a VR game with one of the Stanley Parable guys. MULTIPLAYER: What's your favorite video game pack-in? THE GRIND:...

Exdragonanza closes with a whimper on a glorified manticore, and what amounts to a gigantic sea turtle. Links: Dragonne - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — From a distance, the dragonne merely looks like a giant lion, with the exception of two metallic wings sprouting from its furred shoulders. upon closer inspection, however it becomes apparent that there is more to the dragonne than is first pe...

It's a legacy of value as we introduce THE DAYWALKER.

Now we enter a detour into the little guys, and hope we don't inhale a dragon faerie. Links: Dragonet (3.5e Creature) - D&D Wiki — This creature resembles a sleek, miniature dragon, slightly smaller than a housecat. It has a thin, long neck, fine scales, sharp, delicate horns and teeth. Its tail is roughly the same length as its body.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross blast off and crash down with Starflight and Toe Jam & Earl. This is the "Genesis Games that Want to be PC Games" special, as we look at two bizarre console titles from the early 90s. Starflight is the prototypical galaxy exploration simulator, with a wide world and tons of character. Meanwhile, Toe Jam & Earl is an early take on a rogue-lite whose style does...

Kris and Kole talk about logistics, propaganda, and true love. Update the schematic. New phone ordeal. My cat's a bitch. I found the beef. The best health, the best. Robobabies. All Hail Shizz. Car bang. Manbang. Have this snake, this is you. Solve problems for your lunch.

The ultimate lesson of this tech-demo stretched to full game is "be yourself." Also, if any viscous substance crosses our doorstep, we'll immediately start talking about ejaculate.

Too chromatic for the metal dragons, too metallic for the chromatic dragons. Here we have the misfits. The outlaws. The rebels. Links: Chromatic dragon - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia — Chromatic dragons are also very commonly evil. Steel Dragon (Dungeons & Dragons) - Dragons - Wikia — The sociable steel dragons prefer the company of humanoids to that of other dragons. Their reasons range from...

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Peeve Peeverson talk about the state of PVP play in Dark Souls III. LINKS OF NOTE: Peeve on Twitch Oro and Peeve No End In Sight Scot Jund, a very good pvp guy and source of good guides Hells Angels Dark Souls Haters

If Watch Out For Fireballs! can cover Dishonored, Check It Out Comrade! can cover The Witcher 3, god damn it. Actually, this very remarkable game carries a bit of indie spirit along with a successful take on the giant grocery list genre of RPG. One of the best games we've played this year, on the show or otherwise.

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Obduction, the Nintendo 3DS announcements, and then we ask you about your multiplayer blunders. THE BRIEF: Dolphin Emulator can now boot all GameCube games. Arkham Revisited gets a remaster. Valkyria Chronicles stuff added to World of Tanks. Nintendo 3DS Direct announcements. MULTIPLAYER: What's the worst thing you've unintentionally done to someone else in...

Let's dig deeper an deeper into Dragonalia, with elemental dragons that skip back and forth between irrelevant planes of existence. Links: Mist dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — The mist dragon, also known as the Draco Nebulus Obscura, is a type of dragon in the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy role-playing game. Mercury Dragon (Dungeons & Dragons) - Dragons - Wikia — Mercury dragons a...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross read your responses to Team Fortress 2. LINKS OF NOTE: [Alis Landale](phantasystar.wikia.com/wiki/Alis_Landale) [Errant Signal on Overwatch/TF2]( www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hj1haLcdI0 ) [Don't Give up Skeleton]( www.darkinsight.net/dgus/ ) Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

When the day is long, make sure you watch this video. It's the penultimate entry in the Year of the Sadpole, The Summer of Glum!

And the miscellany rolls in, both aloof and pointless. Links: Cloud dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — A cloud dragon is a neutrally aligned dragon which can take a gaseous form at will, and can exhale a powerful blast of air. Deep dragon - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia — Despite their large size, deep dragons were slender and agile, allowing them to crawl through the tunnels of the Under...

Nick Glauber joins us this week to talk about a misguided Christian FPS that's so bad, it makes us physically ill and destroys our computers. Special Guest: Nick Glauber.

A parade of depressing archetypes who will trap you into conversation, then leave you forever to go back to their home planet. Links: Metallic dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — Metallic dragon is a classification of dragon found in the role playing game Dungeons & Dragons. In this setting metallic dragons are of good alignment.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross read your responses to the Smouldering Lake. LINKS OF NOTE: New Boss, Same as the Old Boss. Poise DLC Trailer Popular Aldia Connection? Nick Capozzoli DS3 Review

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and Jala talk about Deus Ex Go, No Man's Sky Returns, and we ask you about your gaming white whales. THE BRIEF: No Man's Sky return debacle. Heroes of the Storm gets free characters. Nintendo characters are turning into cars. Resident Evil 7 details revealed by the ESRB. MULTIPLAYER: What is your gaming white whale? THE GRIND: Ben: No Man's Sky. Obduction. Dennis: No Man's Sky....

Welcome to the weirdo neutral dragons that time forgot, as their cruel creators shunted them into Monster Manuals with higher and higher numbers. Links: Gem dragon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — The following is a list of the gem dragons, a classification of dragon found in the role playing game Dungeons & Dragons. In this setting Gem dragons are typically of neutral alignment.