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We're shaking off our glummies by returning to a mutual favorite. Enjoy this darke jyrney into the world of tech experts.

Can you fight a force of nature? Yes, but it would be boring.

From behind you, you hear a wheezing rasp. Before you can turn, you feel the rush of air. You know he's standing there, wagging both his finger and his hammer. As though to confirm the inevitable, you make the last movement you'll ever make. You wheel around. It's Kernel Kleanup. You've been deemed inpure. Oblivion awaits. Links: Pesterminator: The Western Exterminator - Wikipedia, the free encycl...

True love melts away, and all you're left with is some poison in your eye.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross read your responses to Irithyll Dungeon and the Profaned Capital. LINKS OF NOTE: Pig Masks Old Boy Corridor Fight Try This Million Dollar Baby as a verb

Who can be sure what a baby snake would grow up to? Would it grow a face? Would its spear become a part of its body? So snuff out the fireplace, sonny, lest you invite doom.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross cram-jam Super Mario Galaxy. 3D Mario is a tricky thing. Though Mario 64 forged a path, it arrived at a different feeling and flow than we were used to in our 2D Mario games. Over a couple of iterations, it feels like Nintendo finally arrived at the apotheosis of SM64-style play... and then they promptly abandoned it. So, let's take a close look at this weirdo entry...

Listen, sometimes life gets you down. Especially when you think of all those wasted tears. That's why we bring you the Mope-Ped.

Nobody has ever used these things in a campaign, and I wouldn't believe you if you contradicted me.

Kris and Kole talk about opiates, justice, and excess. ALSO: Improving your experience. A maker society. Toddler generals and existential fishing stories. Arrest my toddler. Solid gold toilet. Congressman Teddy Ruxpin eats his foot.

It's an also-ran on the level of Sparkster and Bubsy, an attempt to cash in on the mascot craze with the ugliest hero imaginable. It's Aero, the Acrobatic Bat.

You happen into a clearing and discover a small, pearlescent egg. This isn't an episode of Abject Suffering, but your world is about to change forever. Links: Elemental, Air Kin (Monstrous Manual) — Three months after conception, the sylph lays a pearly egg in a special nest, and summons an air elemental to guard it.

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and James Carter talk about Irithyll Dungeon and the Profaned Capital. LINKS OF NOTE: Cane and Rinse Retrofit Big Red Potion Richard's Excellent Youtube Series Midnight Resistance Patrick Moore...omg Storm King Not mentioned in the show, but here's another take on Seig that Gary likes but disagrees with The post where Sean references Seig a lot Gary's essay on DS3 NPCs...

This week, the Comrades explore two extremes: Factorio, which is a crunch crafting, optimization, and survival game... and Abzu, which is a serene exploration game with ThatGameCompany DNA.

Kole, Ben, and Jala talk about Mad Max, the game judgin' algorithm, and we ask you why you play games. The Brief: Algorithm might detect whether or not a game is good. Followup on Steam reviews. Valve delists game after developer subpoenas for player information. Berserk and the Band of the Hawk gets a release date. South Park delayed. Multiplayer: Why do you play games? The Grind: Ben: Mad Max. R...

If you kidnap a planar dummy, don't be surprised if he burns your life down. Links: Elemental (Dungeons & Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — Elemental creatures are composed of one of the four classical elementals of air, earth, fire, or water.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross read your responses to Starflight and Toe Jam & Earl. LINKS OF NOTE: 1979 Revolution: Black Friday This is indistinguishable from actual dialogue in Juno Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Here it is, folks, the finale of the Summer of Glum. Let's wash this taste from our mouth with a big slice of wedding cake.

Just in case you didn't catch them in the Player Handbook, they're back! Links: Dwarf (Dungeons & Dragons) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — Dwarves average four feet in height, with squat, broad bodies.

Are you ready for uncomfortable sexual situations? Are you too charming for your own good? Then the Dryad might be for you, sweet thing. Links: Dryad - Forgotten Realms Wiki - Wikia — Dryads are fey-maidens who act as the protectors of forests and trees. They appear to be beautiful women with delicate features seemingly made of soft wood.

This raffle-winner episode about a terrible, outdated isometric collectathon comes with a SEVERE content warning for the last third of the episode... specifically for people who get squeamish about eye stuff.

In this special special appendix, Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross read your PVP stories from Dark Souls III. LINKS OF NOTE: Puzzletheory Action Half Life

Kole, Ben, and Jala talk about Justin Roiland's new VR game, Rocket League Rumble, and we ask you about your favorite video game pack-ins. THE BRIEF: Steam changes review policy to stop key exchange reviews. Pokemon Generations is a new series of YouTube shorts. Justin Roiland is making a VR game with one of the Stanley Parable guys. MULTIPLAYER: What's your favorite video game pack-in? THE GRIND:...

Exdragonanza closes with a whimper on a glorified manticore, and what amounts to a gigantic sea turtle. Links: Dragonne - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia — From a distance, the dragonne merely looks like a giant lion, with the exception of two metallic wings sprouting from its furred shoulders. upon closer inspection, however it becomes apparent that there is more to the dragonne than is first pe...

It's a legacy of value as we introduce THE DAYWALKER.