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It's a TEENAGE DIRTBAGS SPECIAL REPORT! Time to end our contract with Christian Slater. We don't mind stealing bread, and hopefully you don't mind listening to this episode. And a bonus 8-bit version

When will someone think of the merMEN!?!?

Alive and dead at the same time, Jake Chambers finds comfort. This week, Kole is joined by Jeremy Greer and Paddy Smith to talk about "Key and Rose", the chapter that looks at Jake's fate after the events of The Gunslinger and The Drawing of the Three . He's an ordinary boy living his life in Manhattan in 1977, but he's also a living paradox. Driven insane by the memories of events that never were...

Let's attend to the question of Kole's sandwich paradox.

When I'm old and crazy, shove me in a pommel.

Gary Butterfield, Kole Ross, and Mai Sinclair whirl through the broad strokes of Nioh. This is a very cursory glance at a very huge and complicated game. We extend a great deal of thanks to Mai for letting us borrow her expertise! Links: Funzo - YouTube Atlus USA Trailer: Disgaea: Hour of Darkness - YouTube Thomas Derrick - Wikipedia

Nick and Brayton blast off with FTL and get mysterious with Able Black.

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the Far Cry 5 announcement, Hollow Knight, and we ask you if you buy Early Access games. The Brief: Red Dead Redemption 2 delayed. Far Cry 5 takes place in Montana. Lone Echo has a cool looking VR mode. Porn star answers question about Warframe. The Multiplayer: What’s your relationship with Early Access games? The Grind: David: Warframe. Hollow Knight. Ben:...

Somehow these are way cooler than they have any right to be?

Live from the Midwest Gaming Classic, Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross talk about Nintendo's little-loved Pilotwings series. Afterwards, we talk about our experience at the convention. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Warner Bros. signed R.E.M. at the height of their popularity as an alternative rock band. Imagine their surprise when the R.E.M. they got sounded nothing like the R.E.M. that released Document just a couple of years earlier. Peter, Mike, Michael, and Bill had decided to swap instruments around. Peter picked up the mandolin, and a few folk ballads made their way into the mix. Given all of this uphe...

(In a full grown man's voice) Daddy, daddy, bring me a boy.

Kris and Kole talk about the wrong kind of seasonal affective disorder, body farms, and architecture. ALSO: Whatever it takes. Spring weirdness. Take that, stepdad. Deer shouldn’t eat that. The black dog of depression. Fuck this van, fuck this table. Architecting your life.

This entry hits the Tark mark.

Don't leave your music on shuffle during sex if the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers theme song is in your library.

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross read your responses to Let It Die.

Ok, folks, this is where the episode order gets weird. This week we're covering two episodes: No Mutant Is An Island and Obsession. "But Jeremy! But Gary! No Mutant Is An Island is on the fifth DVD! Why are you covering it now?!" you ask. I hear you friend, but these were intended to be next, but due to major issues with the animation studio, they were aired drastically out of order. This is going...

This one goes out to the little guys.

Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about putting your Sonic OCs (do not steal) into games, a smattering of old games, and we ask you what game you spent the most time customizing. The Brief: Sonic Forces will let you make your OC. Toys ‘R’ Us will get Switches. Humble Indie Bundle 18 is a thing. Build-A-Bear gets Squirtles. The Multiplayer: What game did you spend the most time customizing? The Gri...

Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross read your responses to Crimson Shroud. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

Let's Go to, sigh, Daily Motion for some bouncy weirdos, courtesy of Liam McCann! Let's get literal!

Let's ruminate about ruminants.

A brief period of calm gives way to action, insanity, and direction. This week, I'm joined by Autumn Greer and Evan Jones Thorne to talk about the first chapter of The Waste Lands . After a whole book of sickness and struggles, Roland, Eddie, and Susannah have had a chance to recuperate and train in the woods. But there are two problems: Roland is losing his mind, and there's someone in the forest...

The League of Extraordinary Hams has united. Will Alan Rickman, Dennis Hopper, and Tim Curry make it across the country to see Robin Williams with their friendship intact?

I'm led to believe that an outfit called the "Blood Hound Gang" has conceived of a theorem for determining the behavior of two mammalian entities.