Duck Call Room

Uncle Si learns about Australia’s infamous “emu war” and can’t believe a country actually lost a battle to birds. The boys dive into a crash course on platypuses, while Hunter’s the only one brave enough to fact-check Si’s new favorite animal. Jacob shares his epic Canada hunt with his 82-year-old grandpa, and a listener's email delivers a shocking prophecy that Martin might be destined for anothe...

Uncle Si welcomes comedian Tim Hawkins to Louisiana with a crash course in culture, gators, local game, and his band’s original songs. Si’s tales of high school glory have Tim cracking up, and John-David and Tim bond instantly over high-end toilet tech as they officially found the Bidet Bros. Martin stuns Tim by revealing his grandma’s unforgettable system for labeling squirrels in the family free...

Uncle Si falls hook, line, and sinker for a fake news story about a man escaping police on a giraffe, then somehow ends up online shopping for one. Martin discovers a museum that has Si dreaming of silk quilts. John-David and Hunter lose it over an animal name that sounds just naughty enough to send them straight back into middle-school humor. Godwin tries to remember the last time he wore pants,...

Uncle Si’s wife, Miss Christine, relives the night she knew Si needed serious help and rushed him to the ER. True to form, Si was cracking jokes before the nurses even hooked him up to an IV. Si calls her a cougar since she’s older than him and “has claws,” but Christine sets the record straight on that story. Together they dish out the marriage and parenting wisdom they’ve learned in nearly fifty...

Uncle Si is alive and well after a brief hospital stay, and Phillip was there to witness just how tough Si was when he woke up in a pool of blood one night. Martin declares that Si has officially reached Robertson family legend status, while John-David takes the death of Si’s beloved cat, Sweet Pea, pretty hard. Martin proclaims that squirrels are, in fact, NOT cute, and Si proposes a plan to whip...

Uncle Si has come down with a massive, miserable sinus infection—but Jay Stone was there when he caught it, and the two of them had an absolute blast in the process. John-David loses it over a hilarious new nickname making the rounds in the Duckmen crew. Martin starts to wonder if John Luke might be showing early signs of a midlife crisis with some of his recent choices, and Godwin confesses there...

Uncle Si is in rare form as he relives his run-in with an Alaskan grizzly, shocks the boys by disagreeing with Trump’s stance on PBS, and explains why his family buried cash in mason jars instead of trusting banks. Jacob Mayo takes on the challenge of tracking down a replica of Si’s legendary silk dragon jacket — the one he swears helped him win Miss Christine. Phillip reveals the embarrassing but...

Uncle Si opens an enormous window into his psyche by sharing a dream that leaves the boys speechless, and wonders if one brutal football hit is the real source of his crazy brain. His daily diet sparks a round of shock and envy, with perpetual jump-roper John-David admitting he’s jealous of Si’s legendary metabolism. Martin confesses that every time he sees a game warden his bowels go watery, even...

Uncle Si reacts with pure bewilderment to Gen Z dating after hearing about Hunter’s “date night” antics, and admits he’s unlocked a brand-new fear thanks to Rucker’s late-night experience in the dark at home. Martin gets launched into full “biologist mode” over the aftermath, and John-David takes it upon himself to beg the German people for clarity on one of Si’s wildest cultural claims. - Learn m...

Uncle Si relives the first time Phil Robertson got hugged by another man and the priceless look on Phil’s face proves he was definitely not a hugger. Godwin reveals his new grandpa name, Martin shares the trick he used for introducing a newborn to the family dog, and John-David roasts Hunter the producer’s love life while he’s away. The boys are finally ready to laugh about their favorite Phil mem...

Uncle Si wades into the debate about Christians celebrating Halloween and agrees to let the boys choose his costume this year. Martin takes his sons on their first dove hunt, but the twins also come face to face with their worst nightmare. John-David argues over which game shows the Duck Call Room hosts could actually win, and Phillip admits he’s been beaten up by women—twice! The boys close with...

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Martin comes up with a wild idea for Si’s ashes someday, and Si calls it the coolest thing he’s ever heard. Jacob lobbies for a life-size wax figure of Si, though the price tag is a little steep. John-David highlights the hilariously random beef Si has with Shaquille O’Neal, and the boys cap it off by dreaming of a Robertson takeover on “Family Feud”—all while admitting they’re not exactly the sha...

A routine check at the deer feeder turns into a nightmare when Martin comes face-to-face with a rattlesnake, and he just might need a change of pants after that. Uncle Si piles on with his trademark snake paranoia, recalling the night he refused to get out of bed after finding one in his air conditioner—and the time a rattler nearly claimed his family jewels. John-David discovers the dumbest way t...

Uncle Si teases a full makeover—fresh teeth, a barber session, and maybe even a tattoo—while Will Robertson shocks him with the “left-arm only” tattoo rule, backed up by his wife Abby’s reasoning. The crew jokes about getting Si inked live on-air, but John-David is fully freaked out when Si shares how he once bit a horse that bit him first. Martin offers a reminder for young listeners to be cautio...

Uncle Si is both shocked and amused by the wild Vegas bets on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement. The boys agree they’re rooting for the couple to make it and serve as a strong example of marriage for the generation watching closely. Si admits he roasted his rump during a seven-hour road trip with the seat heater cranked too high. Phillip is fired up about Si’s upcoming dental overhaul, Ma...

Uncle Si opens up about his wild dating years—from a streak of Italian girlfriends, including one whose family made the stinkiest yet most delicious pizzas, to drive-in movies and the occasional late-night run-in with the law. John-David takes notes from Si and Godwin on how to greet his daughter’s future boyfriends, and Jacob admits it took time to win over Willie when he started dating Bella. To...

Uncle Si finally gets back to his long-lost love of horseback riding thanks to his son’s new wild mustang venture, and the boys can already picture him riding bareback into his equestrian era. Si goes in the red big time at Jase’s birthday party, and swears Willie fleeced him. Martin literally looks pain and suffering in the eye, John-David shares a grim tale from the car pickup line at his kids’...

Uncle Si welcomes Army veteran Blake Cook, a former 82nd Airborne paratrooper whose story takes him from a would-be Call of Duty gamer to a real-life combat soldier surviving an IED blast and a brutal parachute jump. Jay Stone reveals both what he was paid to narrate Si’s autobiography and the personal price he paid for the experience. John-David lights up at finally having another gamer in the ro...

Uncle Si cracks up over the most “Miss Kay” moment of all time: Miss Kay forgetting that Sadie is her first namesake when a new great-grandchild is born. John-David reveals the reason he came this close to being fired by Willie when he was his assistant, and Bella drops by fresh from her first trade show as a Duck Commander employee, where she helped wrangle a surprise appearance from Willie that...

Uncle Si recalls the glory of his on-screen “ninja skills” and reveals the risky knife-throwing game he and Martin used to play — a pastime that could easily cost a couple of toes. Martin offers up the marriage tip that saved his relationship, and Si delivers no-nonsense advice for young people looking to build a successful life. John-David reveals the traumatic event involving mayonnaise that he...

Uncle Si gets ready to head to the dentist for a brand-new set of pearly whites, with Phillip planning to play chauffeur. Martin thinks Si’s teeth could double as valuable advertising real estate, and the boys have plenty of ideas for what kind of bling might go best with his new smile. John David is thrilled about his wife’s new second-grade teaching job, especially since it might be the unexpect...

Willie Robertson fills in for Johnny D and ends up acting as his assistant’s assistant while swapping fast-food secrets and behind-the-scenes stories with Uncle Si. Willie relives his on-set scooter crash, the gender reveal that rattled Christian, and the $1,000 Chick-fil-A bet Si never saw coming. Rucker shares how he may not be alive today without the Robertsons and their TV show, and Martin rev...

Uncle Si and the boys get emotional sharing a goosebump-worthy story about a friend overcoming stage-4 cancer after Si and Phillip prayed for him. Godwin gets a little too comfortable with a pillow meant for pregnant women, sparking jokes about his future shopping plans. Martin horrifies Si by revealing a childhood scarred by a recipe the boys find questionable at best. Phillip experiments with AI...

Uncle Si is already plotting to replace Godwin with 10-year-old viral phenomenon “Juicy,” whose fun personality and instant internet fame have the boys cracking up. Martin is psyched to take Juicy out on the pond and nearly helps him break his personal record, while John-David is not-so-secretly hoping Juicy can hook him up with a Post Malone meet and greet. Si delivers some cautionary life advice...