Drunktor Who: A Doctor Who Podcast

We watch "Kill The Moon" (Series 8, Episode 7) where potential companion Courtney goes on a field trip to the Moon with the Doctor and Clara. Whilst said tripping of the field is occurring, the Moon goes into labor, Clara weighs in on Roe V. Wade, the Doctor tries out for the role of absentee father, and Courtney wisely decides to go back to school and leave space/time traveling for the adults. Wh...

We watch "The Caretaker" (Series 8, Episode 6) where we Yanks learn that this title means "The School Janitor." Whilst said learnding is going on, Clara tries to find a work/life/dating balance and The Doctor tries to save the Earth from... an easily confused exploding robot? Sigh. So keeping with the confusion theme, Danny thinks The Doctor is Clara’s dad, The Doctor thinks Danny is a Phys Ed Tea...

We watch "Time Heist" (Series 8, Episode 5) where the Doctor and Clara 'Doctor’s 4' an impenetrable space bank vault. After recruiting various criminal masterminds they recover items from the vault that fix their unwitting compatriots: Psi gets a brain implant, Saibra gets liquid courage, and the Teller gets their broken heart repaired. Whilst said heisting was going on, the Doctor discovers he wa...

We watch "Listen" (Series 8, Episode 4) where Clara has a disastrous first date with Danny Pink and the Doctor has an existential crisis with the thing under the bed. Whilst said events are occurring, Clara gets to timey-wimey a satisfactory conclusion for her date with former soldier Danny Pink, timey-wimey a new name for orphan Rupert Pink, and timey-wimey a safe return home for (great grandson?...

We watch "Robot of Sherwood" (Series 8, Episode 3) where the Doctor takes Clara to 12th century Sherwood Forest to prove to her that the legendarily definitely mythological Robin Hood does not exist... until he ends up being very real. Whilst failed proving is occurring, Clara rocks an amazing frock, the Doctor and Robin Hood spoon, plus the Sheriff of Nottingham ends up being a robot in wolf’s cl...

We watch "Into the Dalek" (Series 8, Episode 2) where the Doctor and Clara voyage into a Dalek. Duh. Whilst said fantastic voyaging is occurring, the Doctor doesn’t shrink from his heroic responsibilities, Clara gets all pink from her meet-cute with Danny, and Rusty the Dalek thinks they found a kindred spirit with this Doctor. Plus properly killed Gretchen gets to the Promised Land and encounters...

We watch “Deep Breath” (Series 8, Episode 1) where Clara and the newly regenerated Doctor travel to Paternoster-Era London for some oddly misguided age shaming. Whilst said thinly "veiled" shaming is occurring, the Doctor reaches out to the homeless, Clara meets a missed connection for brunch, and Cogsworth practically "falls" for the temptation of flesh. All this plus the latest incarnation of th...

In this very special episode, we intend to discuss "An Adventure In Space And Time," the TV movie that ponders the creation of 1963’s seminal science fiction show we all know and love: "My Favorite Martian." But since I couldn’t find the torrent for the pilot, we instead watch the more on brand 50th anniversary origin of “Doctor Who”. Whilst said torrenting was downloading, we banter to and fro ab...

We gather once again in order to shed some light on a very serious problem: the end of another season of Doctor Who. So your hosts shoot the shirt and discuss the extensive seventh season (we include the various specials of the Xmas and anniversarial varieties because… we just can, that’s why!) and toss assorted topics at each other to try and keep your attention. And since this also coincides wit...

We watch “The Time of the Doctor” (Series 7, Episode 15) where we discover the answer to that age old question: What Happens When an Arbitrary Number of Maximum Timelord Regenerations Casually Mentioned in the ‘70s is Finally Reached? (Takes a breath…continues…) Whilst said ret-conning is occurring, Clara brings a naked Doctor to Christmas dinner, the Cybermen get wood yet Handled and we see where...

We watch “The Day of the Doctor” (Series 7, Episode 14) where we finally get the answer to that age old question: When did the Doctor Marry Queen Elizabeth the First? Whilst said marrying is occurring, the Doctors and Clara get an assist from a previously unacknowledged iteration of himself in the form of non-contractually-obliged iOs Doctor Version 8.5. (Ah… would it have Hurt if Eccleston came b...

We watch “The Name of the Doctor” (Series 7, Episode 13) where we finally discover the answer to that age old question: Why is Clara the Impossible Girl? Whilst said answering is occurring, the Doctor and Clara get an assist from the Paternoster Gang who show them this season’s big bad was inside them this whole time. We then revisit archival footage of (selected) past Doctors ‘green screened’ wit...

We watch “Nightmare in Silver” (Series 7, episode 12) where the Doctor and Clara take the universe’s most awfullest children to the universe’s most awfullest amusement park: EuroDisney… I mean Hedgewick's World of Wonders! (common mistake, my bad…) Whilst we cheer for said children to be exterminated as soon as possible, the Doctor attempts to recruit Wicket or Griphook but finally settles on Porr...

We watch “The Crimson Horror” (Series 7, Episode 11) where Madame Vastra, Jenny and Strax are hired to find out why normal Yorkshire citizenry are showing up like cooked lobsters… deep red and just as dead (tho still tasty with butter). Whilst the Paternoster Gang is investigating said mysterious goings on, the appropriately named Victorian era villain Mrs. Gillyflower blooms onto the scene ready...

We watch “Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS” (Series 7, Episode 10) where the Doctor and Clara encounter call-backs to the first, third, fourth, seventh, ninth and tenth Doctors. As well as call-backs to his own eleventh Doctor time line! Whilst all said call-backs are occurring, the TARDIS defends herself from scrap dealers, Clara searches for a ‘big friendly button’ and this Doctor tries to ge...

We watch “Hide” (Series 7, Episode 9) where the Doctor and Clara travel to Tom Baker’s fourth Doctor era (that’s 1974 to you young uns!) and encounter alternate history’s Wolverine in an un-aired episode of Ghost Hunters UK. Whilst in said groovy era, this Doctor makes several call-backs to other past Doctors (holla to 3rd Doctor for Metebelis III blues stones and 10th Doctor orange space suit) an...

We watch “Cold War” (Series 7, Episode 8) where the Doctor and Clara travel to Peter Davison’s fifth Doctor era (that’s 1983 to you younguns!) and encounter Jon Pertwee’s 3rd Doctor era villain: the Ice Warriors! Whilst said encountering is going on, Matt Smith’s canonical eleventh Doctor tries to warn the scientist portrayed by the prototypical bad guy from nearly every movie made in the past for...

We watch “The Rings of Akhaten” (Series 7, Episode 7) where the Doctor takes latest companion Clara to the storied planetoids in the Rings surrounding the planet Akhaten. Whilst surfing said Rings, Clara befriends a little girl with stage fright (Damn right she should be scared!), the Doctor barters goods with sales people using life experience (Like a Weeping Angel? Nasty!), and the planet Akhate...

We watch “The Bells of Saint John” (Series 7, Episode 6) where the Doctor hopes that hiding out in the 13th century will protect him from having to provide tech support for friends. (Spoilers: it doesn’t!) Really committing to the Nerd Herd role, the Doctor returns to modern day London to suss out a WiFi issue. Whilst said sussing is happening, the Doctor re-meets the plucky eggs loving Clara for...

We watch “The Snowmen” (Series 7, Episode XMAS) where the Doctor mopes around Victorian London, bemoaning the fact that Rory and Amy are now free to live normal lives without his constant interference. Whilst said moping is occurring, the Doctor is unwillingly drawn into a mystery by an eggs-ceptionally mysterious young barmaid/governess named Clara. And…whoopsies…she’s dead. Will this be the last...

We watch “The Angels Take Manhattan” (Series 7, Episode 5) where the Doctor battles the Weeping Angels from taking... you guessed it… Manhattan! Whilst said taking is taking place, the Doctor takes in the Statue of Liberty, Rory checks into a hostel, Amy journals, and River Song gets handsy. All joking aside, in this episode we bid adieu to the Ponds: my favorite duo of any-time-Who companions. An...

We watch “The Power of Three” (Series 7, Episode 4) where the Doctor meets up with UNIT: The Next Generation and the Ponds are bored by alien cubes that do nothing…until they need to do something! Whilst the exploration of said cubes is occurring, Amy and Rory go about their lives, the Doctor pops in and out occasionally and life essentially continues unaltered. Until it doesn’t. When that happens...

We watch “A Town Called Mercy” (Series 7, Episode 3) where the Doctor and the rest of this Whoby Crew land in 19th century ‘Merica and meet another Doctor who does not appear to be from 19th century ‘Merica. Whilst there, the Doctor Back-To-The-Futures’ his right to become Town Marshall, horses point out they’ve been misgendered (you go Susan!), and Amy and Rory…help?…exist?…get paid? So join us i...

We watch “Dinosaurs on a Spaceship” (Series 7, Episode 2) where the Doctor and the extended Pond family join forces with (Yas!) Queen Nefertiti and that other actor from Sherlock (no, the other one) to battle Filch on… well… a spaceship full of dinosaurs. Whilst there, Amy shoots dinosaurs with hallucinogens (cuz it’s legal in Illinois now y’alls!), Rory and Pops Weasley ride dinosaurs (cuz why wo...

We watch “Asylum of the Daleks” (Series 7, Episode 1) where Amy and Rory attend the most eggs-ceptional couples therapy session ever. Whilst there, the Doctor falls for an eggs-specially obvious trap by his old pals: the Daleks. Then in the aforementioned Asylum, the core threesome are guided in their eggs-ponentially difficult task by the never ever to be seen again expert computer hacker Oswin....