Drunk Bible Study

Emily reads some of the King James Bible just to see how archaic and confusing it is. Dedeker drops some knowledge about the history of the KJV and Jase shares some stits and stats about who uses the version today. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy...

Jacob and his mom plot together to trick Isaac into blessing him instead of his brother Esau by disguising him as... a goat-man? Jacob meets Rachel and then trades 14 years of free labor to get her. But it's ok because they throw in a bonus wife and kids with the package deal. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, co...

Jase has a LOT of trivia and random information for us after this one. Sometimes we are surprised by the stuff we didn't intend to learn but we end up learning anyway. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand...

Genesis: The Next Generation! Today we move on from Abraham to his son, Isaac, including some visits to familiar places. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Isaac has a new wife but today we're going to learn a little more about the servant who found her and Rebekah's backstory. Then we play a new game, Guess the Miracle! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Today Abraham wins the award for best dad... NOT! Actually it's kinda scary. And he is totally the rightful owner of a cave now. Let there be no questioning that fact! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand...

Today we are showing Emily the Professor Brothers video about Soddom and Gomorrah because she can understand bible jokes now! This video is explicit, but so is the Bible so... listen at your own risk. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme musi...

Fire and brimstone rain down on Soddom and Gomorrah today and it is WAY more messed up than we expected! We also learn that Abraham and Sarah may be the first con-artist couple! #relationshipgoals If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is...

Sarai gives her slave, Hagar, to Abram so he can have a son. An angel makes some interesting promises to Hagar about her son Ishmael and his descendants. Oh yeah, and God decides Abram isn't a cool enough name and renames him to Abraham. Aaaand... also you gotta cut off all your foreskins... If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series...

Let's take a moment to look up some more info about where this is happening in the world. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

We're back to the breakneck speed of Genesis! Abram and Sarai go to Egypt and meet Pharoah, Lot and Abram split up their lands, Abram is a military badass and rescues Lot with his 318 trained men, and finally God makes a covenant with Abram. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at P...

We decided to bring in an expert to see if we actually understood ANYTHING that happened in Job. J.D. once again shocks us and opens our minds to just how much more there is to learn, like the fact that Satan wasn't a single character but more of a title! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘par...

We finally reach the end of Job. God and Job both said their final words and Eliphaz, Bildad, and Zophar were given their instructions. And we guess it's a happy ending? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anan...

God finally speaks up and puts Job, Elihu, Eliphaz, Bildad, and Zophar in their place. In this penultimate episode of Job, we finally hear from God and it's... confusing. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Ana...

After SO much buildup, Elihu finally drops his transcendental wisdom on Job and friends. Elihu might even make Dedeker cry today... If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

A new challenger, Elihu, shows up out of nowhere and is "full of words." He keeps threatening to drop some wisdom on everyone but will he actually deliver on the promise? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Ana...

Today is the end of Job's speeches and he goes out with a bang! He earns his title Job Fangbreaker, teaches us our favorite new sexual euphemism, and talks himself up to no end. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh...

Job finally tells us what wisdom is. And they talk a lot about orphans and widows... and worms... If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Round three... Fight! Actually, Job and his friends seem to be less angry this time around as we continue their debate about the nature of God. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

As if things weren't bad enough in Job's life, it seems like his relationship with his friends is starting to reach a breaking point. Or is it? (Also, Bildad tells some good ghost stories!) If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book C...

We start the next round of Job's friends exchanging insults by creating the Job Drinking Game! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Finally, Zophar gets a word in edgewise and dishes out some harsh dunks on ol' Job. Job, not to be outdone, has some comebacks of his own. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

In this bonus, we continue our conversation with Cooper, asking him to give Emily some more background on Catholicism, since Dedeker and Jase were raised protestant and only have that experience. We also go into more depth about different translations of the Bible. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becom...

Today we are joined by guest reader Cooper S. Beckett as we continue with Job's friend Bildad giving his advice. There is a lot of sassing back and forth that starting to come out between these friends. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme mu...

Today we leave Genesis to begin reading the book of Job, including his losses and the advice he gets from Eliphaz. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .