Dr. Fix Me

Dr. Fix Me meets Bread Greeland, who is afraid of being murdered by his cousin. Evil orphan Challah Greeland wants the inheritance left by their grandfather. This episode is regrettably sponsored by Goat Ghosts. Seance expert Madame Mimi communicates with spirits to conjure up advice and brings up Dr. Fix Me’s past mistakes.  Will Dr. Fix Me save Bread from Challah? Cast: Hoover Wind, Aaron Shore,...

It’s Halloween season in Central Town USA! Dr. Fix Me learns why neighbors Mona Freetz and Professor Dinana “Dina” Napolene are terrified by their unofficial Home Owners Association. This episode is sponsored by Johnny with the Guild of American Apple Growers, encouraging everyone to eat more apples this Halloween. Today’s expert is Dr. Payne...or is it? Can Dr. Fix Me solve this spooky situation?...

Dr. Fix Me meets Sergey Ivanov (AKA Ben Whiteman), a Russian KGB spy, who has doubts about his spy wife and her true loyalties. Sofia Ivanov (AKA Jen Whiteman) describes her ideal spy husband, and explains her actions regarding the “Belarus Hesitation.” Chuck Wilson (AKA Andrey Petrovich) shows off his patriotic tattoos. This episode is sponsored by Max With Services. Today’s expert is Jim, an FBI...

Dr. Fix Me learns that the “Resident of 999 Row Lane” is haunted by two support beams in his house. The support beams reveal themselves to be demons named Eveleff and Sasimenos and they delight in the Resident’s suffering. This episode is sponsored by Sherwin, formerly of Sherwin Williams. And the City of Salem, Massachusetts offers their advice. Cast: Joe Gianni, Joshua Zuar, Lauren Levine, Austi...

Dr. Fix Me meets Brittany who has difficulty babysitting Hunter. Hunter, a tech-whiz kid at 6 years old, reveals Brittany’s dirty tricks, as well as Dr. Fix Me’s past employment. This episode is sponsored by Geoffrey R’ Us, who teaches the motivational philosophy “Do sh!t yourself.” Cast: Christina Salesberry, Wes Davis, Alex Taylor, and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix Me Enjoy the show? Let us know!...

Dr. Fix Me meets Jimmy, who has yet to see any physical results from his workout subscription service. Tony Pilate explains his workout process and the importance of breathing exercises. This episode is sponsored by Dino, Dino, and Kids Licensed Practitioners. General health expert Gwenyth Paltrow offers the best of Goop to help Jimmy achieve wellness.  Cast: Steve Gast, Robby Appleton, Lou Garcia...

Dr. Fix Me meets Petunia, owner of Zaksby’s restaurant, who has a problem with her employee, Gus. Gus (pronounced “Us”) reveals Petunia’s sinister secrets to her success. This episode is sponsored by Ezekiel’s Old Fashioned Roofies. Expert Willy Wonka lends his Oompa Loompas to aid Petunia’s business. Audience member Frankie propositions Willy Wonka for the services of his Oompa Loompas. Cast: Aus...

Dr. Fix Me meets restaurateurs Rick Headley and Leo Barrufaldi, who have an issue with their co-owner, Clifford Ramirez. While Cliff Ramirez is a mild-mannered angel investor, he can’t help but become the gregarious “Cliffordo Lasagna” when triggered. This episode is sponsored by Bernerd’s Live ASMR. Professional skin enthusiast Johnny Skins offers his expert advice. Will Dr. Fix Me fix this Dr. J...

Dr. Fix Me welcomes Christian Morales and Phillip Diamond, who are plagued by their “Pick Up Artist” teacher, Ig Nigma. Ig Nigma appears in a puff of smoke to elaborate on his methodology. This episode is sponsored by Jelly Donetra with Solano Community College. Carpenter John “The Sandman” Goodie from ATL offers advice on how to approach women. And audience member Isaac Carol shares first hand ex...

Dr. Fix Me learns what constitutes an interview thanks to Dr. Alan Abernathy, professor of Interviewology at the University of DeVry, and author of Interviews Interviews and More Interviews: The Study of the Interview. Dan the Janitor explains why he is a protege. This episode is sponsored by Gavin Gilcrest’s Gen-Z Super Social Media USA Rockstar. Linguistics expert Dr. D.M. Domato offers a cautio...

Dr. Fix Me learns what Blake and Dillon miss about their best friend, Doug. Doug explains what caused him to stop fapping. This episode is sponsored by Kelly with Nana Betty’s Bathtub Gin. Experts inside Doug, Wally and Filbert, offer insight into what happened to Doug internally. Will Dr. Fix Me restore Doug to his former self? Cast: Joshua Zuar, Lauren Levine, Shawn Mayer, Christina Salesberry,...

Dr. Fix Me learns why Rudy Buday feels competitive with his brother. Rudy’s twin, Evan (formerly Booty) Buday, justifies why he changed his name. This episode is sponsored by Brialtech’s Bidet Bot. Sibling rivalry expert Dr. Tom Timmons suggests a simple game of catch to reunite the brothers Buday.  Cast: Lou Garcia, Elias Martin, Shawn Mayer, Joe Gianni, and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix Me Enjoy...

Dr. Fix Me helps Duncan Bedding gain a level of certainty. Duncan’s barista, Clifton, explains the unique traditions of Bell Hollow, Pennsylvania. The episode is sponsored by Beans a la Riviere. And Duncan Bedding Sr. is finally proud of his son after 30 years.  Cast: Shawn Mayer, Joe Gianni, Elias Martin, Lou Garcia, and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix Me Enjoy the show? Let us know!  drfixmeshow@gm...

Dr. Fix Me reconnects Lance Legstrong with an old fling he met in Las Vegas. Lance’s fling, and former kindergarten teacher, Krystal, has since moved on to someone else. This episode is sponsored by Terry, Dr. Fix Me’s personal, court-ordered, sobriety sponsor. Reincarnation expert Gary Klein determines everyone's soulmate. Will Dr. Fix Me need a drink after this episode? Cast: Austin Guttery, Dan...

Dr. Fix Me uncovers why Brennan needs to build a railroad tunnel through Mr. Toastick’s mountain. High atop mount Bertha, Mr. Toastick “gets in your head” to defend his position. This episode is sponsored by Campisi’s Restaurant. Mudbutt, a professional schoolyard bully, offers tips on how to terrorize Mr. Toastick. Will Dr. Fix Me help Brennan bully his way through a mountain? Cast: Nick Demos, C...

Dr. Fix Me learns why Petunia relies on her romper for parties. Her dry cleaner, Porsche, renegotiates his poorly written business contract. This episode is sponsored by Real Sneaky Like. Non-human expert Stanley advises the implementation of a Ponzi scheme. Does Dr. Fix Me have what it takes to become a real “Boss Babe?” Cast: Danielle Seright, Austin Guttery, Chirag Rathod, Nick Demos, and Micha...

Dr. Fix Me learns about running casinos from Franki Stix, who has to fire a family member for being a rat. Franki’s brother, Giuseppe, and their mother, Ma, explain the family dynamic. This episode is sponsored by Cid’s Chips n’ Dips. “Sharon Stone,” of Casino fame, offers an opportunity for the family to reunite.  Cast: Nick Demos, Kyle Slagell, Nicole Perez, Joshua Zuar, Lauren Levine, and Micha...

Dr. Fix Me meets musical duo John Michael and Squigy, who explain why they haven’t had a gig since 1983. Their manager, Spiff, justifies his lack of faith in the band. This episode is sponsored by Hakuna Matata Potato Potato. Boardgame expert Gregory Franklin offers punny advice.  Cast: Joshua Zuar, Lauren Levine, Nick Demos, Nicole Perez, Kyle Slagell, and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix Me Enjoy th...

Dr. Fix Me is a “chongo,” according to Caiden “Flipz” Birmingham. Caiden’s mom, Maggie “Flips,” explains why it is necessary to take her son’s game across state lines. One of Caiden’s stepfathers, Jimmy “Flips,” crashes the episode, and reveals his expectations of “Flipz.”  Cast: Austin Guttery, Danielle Seright, Byron Dow, and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix Me Enjoy the show? Let us know!  drfixmes...

In his first extended-length episode, Dr. Fix Me meets Jerri and the Creamer who are being evicted from their storage unit. Dawn “The Divorcée'' explains why she’s set against her neighbors. This episode is sponsored by Avery Avery, with Iron Toast. Expert Stripez, king of the racoons, offers advice from The Art of War by Sun Tsu. Cast: Austin Guttery, Danielle Seright, Steve Gast, Avery Brooks, B...

Dr. Fix Me does his best to mend the relationship between Parrot and his curse of a roommate, Clarence the gnome. This episode is sponsored by Benji’s Concrete. Expert Dr. Patti gets to the root of Parrot and Clarence’s tension.  Cast: Danielle Seright, Austin Guttery, Shawn Mayer, Nicole Perez, and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix Me Enjoy the show? Let us know!  drfixmeshow@gmail.com

Dr. Fix Me learns it isn’t easy to live with Carolyn. Her former roommate, “The” Abraham Lincoln, shares how passive-aggressive she can be. This episode is sponsored by Psychic-topia. Friendship expert Monica Geller offers surprisingly effective advice. Cast: Nicole Perez, Shawn Mayer, Danielle Seright, Austin Guttery, and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix Me Enjoy the show? Let us know!  drfixmeshow@g...

Dr. Fix Me fails to dissuade Tony from entering a duel. Tony’s therapist, and helicopter-reporter for “FOX NEWS 5” Jamis Johnson, has an eagle-eye view of the duel arena. Janis, from “ABC 27 NEWS,” attempts a balanced counterpoint to Jamis. This episode is sponsored by Lil’ Tim’s Big Guns. Expert choreographer Jessi Bessy offers unorthodox dueling advice.  Cast: Lou Garcia, Byron Dow, Shawn Mayer,...

Dr. Fix Me learns the history and significance of Martina’s heirloom, a golden refrigerator. Her roommate, Doug, details his line of work.  This episode is sponsored by Stedman’s Headphone Repair. Tensions arise as Dr. Elias Ph. D. offers competitive advice.  Cast: Danielle Seright, Carl Bley, Nick Demos, Elias Martin and Michael Kim Lewis as Dr. Fix Me Enjoy the show? Let us know!  drfixmeshow@gm...

Dr. Fix Me dives into the world of weed-dealing and the nuance of possession with Treebark City, leader of The Treebark gang. Treebark’s right-hand man, Daffodil Plaza, explains his role in the gang. Mrs. Treebark City tells how she came to marry her husband. This episode is sponsored by Jared’s Wellness Center with the support of Frank Dennis, police chief of the DEA. Invasion experts, who share...