Downhill Fast

Part one this week's downhill fast episode takes a turn with Tamara trying her hand at marriage counseling. With literally no experience with marriage counseling this will surly go downhill fast.  Let's call it more of personality test.  The episode includes a story about a sprained ankle, and to be fair this is not your average pinecone. You can be sure, the pinecone won, and someone mi...

Uphill Slow adds another guest bringing the total hosts to five friends telling all kinds of stories. This includes some “myths” of Waterpolo according to PimpSmack, Gigalo, and Cinnamon. It also happens to have been PimpSmack’s birthday when we recorded. Did we sing? You will have to listen to find out. 

Season 2 Ep 19, Anal Stacy writes in with an RV update. We talk all things Portland and Voodoo Doughnuts, and then discuss whether or not we should go get some facials. 

This week’s episode includes Tamara telling two stories just to share a story that goes downhill involving a boat bathroom. Not to be done there, she goes on to share some of her fears, or concerns rather, at RV sex, sex on the beach, or ways animals could interrupt having sex outside.  One thing is for sure there will be some over sharing, merch ideas, and laughter that comes out of this episode....

Episode kicks off with a story about grapes that goes downhill fast. We field a question talking about bush, and we are not talking about the President. Tamara has some questions about 805 and a hat she was gifted. The underlying question  Tamara is asking is can she rep a brewery when she doesn't drink beer. Episode goes downhill when the topic of makeup and how crazy it is to run with your...

Brand new episode with special guests PimpSmack and Cinnamon.  This is a special segment called Uphill Slow that will be a review of past Downhill Fast episodes.  , PimpSmack kicked off this first episode with her concerns about Girth and Rodeo.  There is a tangent on bathroom sex and a story about possible roommate murder that is sure to go uphill slow. 

Rheannon kicks off the podcast talking about pickup lines.  Tamara shares her thoughts on some of the problems of pickup lines. First dance suggestions this week has Tamara calling in back up with this weeks suggestions. Tamara is shocked at the idea that the first dance song might be a blow job song. Rheannon shares the story of the time she tried auditioning for the Last Comic Standing as it exp...

Tamara is BACK from vacation.  Two weeks off and it feels great being back! Disneyland is the happiest place on earth and Tamara lived her best life visiting.  Rheannon shares stories of run ins with animals on her way to Disneyland and while at Disneyland.  Tamara has a run in with an escalator, and the escalator wins.  Luckily there is a hipster man with a beard there to help. Tamara of course h...

This weeks episode kicks of with a baby shark rendition from Rheannon and a handwriting competition on the Instagram story.  Rheannon gets distracted by boobs, and there is a discussion about cleavage and neck lines.  After checking out some cartoons Rheannon has a theory that Rapunzel is gay. 

Rheannon attempts to question Tamara about her love of soap Operas and specifically Young and the Restless.  After a trip to Seattle Rheannon has a story that went downhill fast at a Starbucks.  Tamara and Rheannon seem to have different opinions about how exhausted you should be on your wedding night, and whether sex should be on or off the table.  Finally the pair talks about car fires, and Tama...

On this episode Tamara and Rheannon share a new game that they have just learned about that just might change the way you look at RV names forever.  A game that normally is played on the highway we are going to create the social media contest #AnalRVGame.  Ghost Undies bring a lot of joy to Rheannon.  There is a correction corer around Lent.  This week we need your help coming up with the best Joh...

This episode kicks off with some Peanut M&M's being consumed.  Hopefully it isn't to distracting from the stories, if it is please email at downhillfastpodcast@gmail.com (really any questions, comments, or feedback would be welcomed).  Rheannon shares an update from the kill room, which to be clear involves a dog chewing on things and not actual murder.  Tamara shares how she wishes...

This episode starts off going downhill fast! Tamara tells the story of how when she learned her friend didn't like the word girth in a similar way that other folks don't like the word moist, well she couldn't stop saying it.  Rheannon had a trip to the westside take a turn when edibles got involved. Well less the edibles and more the copious amounts of food that were ordered through...

This week's episode was recorded on Valentines Day.  Tamara and Rheannon talk about what emoji's are romantic or not romantic to send a partner.  There also might have been a little confusion about Tamara being accidentally sent a kissing emoji.  Tamara tried to even the score by sharing a poop emoji and a poop story.   Rheannon has had a fat baby join the family.  Finaly a story about a...

Even though the Super Bowl have been a snooze fest Rheannon and Tamara talk about how it all went downhill.  Tamara shares about her crazy work schedule that will surely be crazy.  With the impending snow storm coming Tamara shares a story of the danger of sledding that literally went downhill fast.  With how much Tamara hates the cold it just might be related to the second time she got hypothermi...

So this week's episode goes downhill fast right from the start with a story with a sick kido in it.  Rheannon just wanted to take her nieces skiing, but unfortunately not everything can always go to plan.  There is a question that Tamara has to settle about the water challenge, and maybe does so n a heatless fashion.  Although Tamara's love of board games cannot be questioned as she nerd...

Rheannon shares the joy of a burn pile to Tamara, who did not grown up with burn piles in her life.  Tamara tells a story of how she negotiated the sale of a snow board, so she could flit with a boy.  It really did not include a lot of flirting, might have been more just talking, but it is an inside look at Tamara's flit game.  Rheannon and Tamara talk about Rheannon's upcoming ski trip....

This special Friday recording of the podcast goes a little extra downhill fast.  The animals seem just as hyped up as the humans, and there is a animal play session that gets loud and a little extra input from John Wayne.  Tamara and Rheannon share how they learned to ski, and talk all things skiing from last weekend. The age old question of how short can jeans be and still be cool is investigated...

This week's episode Tamara and Rheannon talk about the upcoming ski trip. Tamara is hoping to coast downhill will very little sweating. Rheannon is going to be prepared with a mid day sock change, due to the foot sweating. Time will tell which one is right, and Tamara might literally go downhill fast.  Rheannon tells Tamara all about the filters on kids phones these days which is bananas.  Ta...

This episode is kicking off the New Year and season 2.  To start the year off trying new things Tamara and Rheannon try homemade Dandillion Wine.  The holidays include watching so many movies.  Rheannon shares her new favorite movie The Big Lebowski, and talks about the other movies she watched that fell short. Tamara rang in the new year with a hot tub that was a wee bit too hot.  

This episode will go downhill fast as we start the episode off with a game of Guess the Drink.  Tamara has prepared two drinks with mystery ingredients and Rheannon has to do her best to guess what is in each drink.  Nothing like a stand off with a squirrel, but luckily Tamara wins this round. A trip to the Lady Dr. is never a fun trip, and a trip to a new doctor has the potential to go down hill...

Tamara and Rheannon talk about the difference of professionalism expectations between men and women.  Tamara manages to get Rheannon pretty fired up about dress codes and a shirt with a collar, AKA a polo. Even if koozies is a hard word to say (for both Tamara and Rheannon), we are still excited to have them up on on the website. Tamara loves painting and tries to talk Rheannon into letting her he...

Tamara asked for a hair cut from Rheannon and was very confident until it got started.  Once Rheannon's girlfriend is not supervising Tamara quickly loses confidence and it all goes downhill. Very simple questions like trying to agree on how big is an inch or is the goal to cut the hair straight takes a serious tone. Rheannon bounces back and tries to navigate the hair cut conversation as a g...

This week's episode has Tamara getting excited for a hair cut from Rheannon.  Who yes has no experience cutting hair, but what could go wrong? We get an update about Ashe Guadalupe who got a little banged up.  Tamara has to weigh in on how much is too much to spend on socks and underwear and can you have too many pillows.    

Rheannon & Tamara discuss high quality ski pants, the affects of drinking 80 ounces of water a day to avoid getting punched in the face.  There are some questions about how Tamara's next haircut will go. Updates from getting a new podcast mic, wearing headphones, and random glass breaking.  Tamara's less than scientific hazelnut allergy test.