Douze Points! - The Eurovision Podcast

Send us Fan Mail This week, it's our fourth episode of Spain in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1995 - 2007. Tonight, we stumbled upon an absolutely unexpected song translation, we hunt for a rumoured third, fourth AND fifth nipple (that Liz may have made up), and we join Las Ketchup for a swing through Duty Free! Check it out!  #eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eu...

Send us Fan Mail With all the drama around Vidbir 2022, Alina Pash and the deployment of Russian troops around Ukraine's borders, Jack and Liz thought they'd drop in and try to parse out the drama that has rocked Eurovision for almost a decade. Will Alina Pash be disqualified from the Contest in Turin? What's all this about fraudulent documents? And is Jamala carrying some kind of c...

Send us Fan Mail This week, it's our third episode of Spain in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1971 - 1994. Tonight, Jack finds the dress he'll be taxidermied in, we hear the song so nice Spain had to perform it twice, and we ask 'who the hell is sailing our boat!?' Check it out! #eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan Mail This week, it's our second episode of Spain in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1971 - 1982. Tonight, Spain send one of the most beloved entries to never win of all time, Sergio runs around Spain waking up sleeping women and dragging them to Eurovision, and Betty Missiego thought it was 'Bring Your Kids To Work' Day. Check it out! #eurovision #eurovisionsong co...

Send us Fan Mail This week, it's our first episode of Spain in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1961 - 1970. Tonight, Massiel takes home a controversial first trophy, a muppet-clad Salome invents dancing, and who knew Francisco Franco was such a good lyricist!? Check it out! #eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan Mail This week, it's our second episode of Slovenia in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 2007 - 2019. Tonight, a fashion crime ignores a fashion rhyme, an unplugged pair of headphones drive us up the wall, and Slovenia takes the concept of 'brotherly love' just a bit too far! Check it out! #eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #e...

Send us Fan Mail This week, it's our first episode episode of Slovakia in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1993 - 2006. Tonight, we wander through a capital built on caves, as Slovenia deliver a drag act so controversial that the EU had a say on it, the nation leaps into the 90s with some ethereal ballads, and Karmen Stavec has us saying 'nah, nah, nah'. Check it out! #eurovisi...

Send us Fan Mail This week, it's our one part episode of Slovakia in the Eurovision Song Contest. Tonight, we meet Slovakia's less-good answer to Jedward, Kristina comes dressed as a forest floor, and Max Jason Mai distracts from his song by taking his clothes off. Check it out!  #eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan Mail This week, it's our one part episode of Serbia & Montenegro in the Eurovision Song Contest. Tonight,  Željko Joksimović returns to sweep us off our feet and almost win the Contest, the band No Name bring some questionable outfits, and we meet a basketballing cat.  Check it out! #eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan Mail This week, it's our one part episode of Serbia in the Eurovision Song Contest. Tonight, Serbia makes a stunning sorta-debut, Željko Joksimović delivers the Serbian equivalent of 'je ne sais quoi' (Не знам шта), and Milan Stanković makes us question everything we've ever known about intergalactic life. Check it out! #eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisio...

Send us Fan Mail This week, it's our one part episode of San Marino in the Eurovision Song Contest. Tonight, Valentina Monetta steps to the plate  four times  for Eurovision's smallest competitor, we fall head over heels for some tiny waving robots, and Daddy Serhat sweeps us off our feet with not one but TWO bangers! Check it out! #eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #...

Send us Fan Mail This week, it's our second and final episode of Russia in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 2007 - 2019. Tonight, Peter Nalitch puts in zero effort with his props, Polina Gagarina raises us up with the sound of a million voices, the Russian Grannies party their way into our very souls, and score records tumble as Liz is swept up in a sea of sexy Russian men. Check it out!...

Send us Fan Mail This week, it's our first episode of Russia in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1994 - 2006. Tonight, Russia makes a mighty debut (with a questionably reproductive outfit choice), TaTu smash our ear drums to pieces, and Dima Bilan emerges from a piano and into our hearts. Check it out! #eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisio...

Send us Fan Mail This week, it's our second and final episode of Romania in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 2007 - 2019. Tonight, Paula Seling & Ovi bring us double-piano fire, Voltaj tug at our heartstrings, an awkward kiss wrecks a stellar entry, and Cezar blows one of us off our feet and into the stratosphere! Check it out! #eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #...

Send us Fan Mail This week, it's our first episode of Romania in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1993 - 2006. Tonight, Broadway's  Stomp  seizes the Eurovision stage and propels Romania onto the podium, Mihai Trăistariu takes us to the dance floor, and we ask the question on everyone's lips - have you ever wondered what are the French for? Check it out! #eurovision #eurovision...

Send us Fan Mail This week, it's our fourth and final episode of Portugal in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 2005 - 2019. Tonight, national final controversy follows Suzy to the Eurovision stage, we wish Nonstop would come to a complete and immediate stop, and Portugal collect their first ever Eurovision trophy, along with the highest score of all time! Check it out! #eurovision #eurovi...

Send us Fan Mail This week, it's our third episode of Portugal in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1990 - 2004. Tonight, the best dressed award goes to a throw cushion (with fringe!), the Portuguese spice trade gets an awkward shout out, and we're equally enthralled and appalled by some men in snow glasses whispering at us sideways. Check it out! #eurovision #eurovisionsong contest...

Send us Fan Mail This week, it's our second episode of Portugal in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1977 - 1989. Tonight, Adam Driver and Doris Roberts take Portugal surging up the scoreboard, Nevada take some fashion tips from Hyacinth Bucket (the lady of the house speaking!), and we give out our highest fashion score of all time. Check it out! #eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurov...

Send us Fan Mail This week, it's our first episode of Portugal in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1964 - 1976. Tonight, we run into the deepest voice in Eurovision (or better yet, world) history, Simone de Oliveira blows us away with her spectacular fashion, and we come face to face with the single most revolutionary song in the history of the Contest. Check it out! #eurovision #eurovis...

Send us Fan Mail This week, it's our final episode of Poland in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 2007 - 2019. Tonight, Poland bring out their big guns and take them churning for a 3 minutes nobody will forget anytime soon, Michal Spzak gets cold feet (literally), and we get our Fire of Love burning bright. Check it out! #eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionau...

Send us Fan Mail This week, it's our first episode of Poland in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1994 - 2006. Tonight, Poland makes an (almost) perfect debut, a man mumble raps his way across the stage surrounded by his ex-lovers, and who moved Warsaw to Spain!? Plus, Liz regales us with the saga of a Vietnamese roll, a misplaced tooth and a brand new accent.  Check it out! #eurovision #...

Send us Fan Mail This week, it's our final episode of Norway in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 2009 - 2019. Tonight, Alexander Rybak takes home the trophy but divides our hosts, Jack is swept away by a monster ballad, and we ask the question...were Keiino robbed? One of us says definitely yes (and says it A LOT!) Check it out! #eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eur...

Send us Fan Mail This week, it's part four of Norway in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1996 - 2008. Tonight, we spot a song the Chicago Bulls would like to distance themselves from, Tor Endresen takes us to the wrong parts of San Francisco, Jack gives out his biggest score to date, and Liz asks...why ain't anybody loving me? Check it out! #eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurov...

Send us Fan Mail This week, it's part three of Norway in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1984 - 1995. Tonight, Jack and Liz agree on practically nothing , as Dollie De Luxe bring a shocking hair game to the table, Ketil Stokkan single-handedly brings down the Berlin Wall (and our standards), and Norway's first two wins make us slam our piano lids (which is a good thing!). Check it...

Send us Fan Mail This week, it's part two of Norway in the Eurovision Song Contest, covering 1972 - 1983. Tonight, Jack and Liz spot a last-placed entry with a first-place outfit, Anne-Karine Strøm becomes Eurovision's only 'Reverse-Johnny Logan', and we meet a couple that should have gone to marriage counselling instead of Eurovision.  Check it out! #eurovision #eurovisionsong...