Douze Points! - The Eurovision Podcast

Send us Fan Mail Ever had one of those days where you lock yourself out of your house...twice? Well, buckle up because in our latest episode, I share my hilarious (and unfortunate) adventures in home security and lock-picking, complete with a surprise cameo from a German locksmith. The tale features a desperate sprint, a bottle of booze, hot chips, and a pirate hat used in a way it was definitely...

Send us Fan Mail Are you curious about the secrets behind the slogans of the Eurovision Song Contest? Ever wondered why the 2024 slogan is a carbon copy of the 2023 one? We'll unearth the historical and sexual undertones that are often hidden behind these catchy phrases.  . So, get onboard, add to the conversation, and let's unravel the Eurovision enigma together! #eurovision #eurovision...

Send us Fan Mail Are you ready for a deep dive into a potpourri of thought-provoking topics? Let's chat about the liberating joy of removing your bra after a long day, and what's happening in Eurovision land. We're also looking at the serious side of life, with Iceland in a state of emergency due to a volcanic eruption. Wondering just how you can lend a helping hand? Tune in for som...

Send us Fan Mail Get set for a lively look at Eurovision! We ponder the economic aspects of hosting the grand Eurovision Song Contest, the potential struggle for smaller cities, and the staggering budgets some nations willingly invest. It's a serious look at the balancing act between grandeur and affordability, and we question if a lower budget Eurovision could lead to a unique resurgence of...

Send us Fan Mail Ever wonder why we dress up as ghouls and goblins to solicit candy from our neighbors once a year? Ready to sink your teeth into the riveting history of one of the most adored and feared creatures of the night? In our Halloween special, we take a broomstick ride back in time, tracing the origins of our current Halloween traditions Succumb to the mesmerizing notes of Lordi's &...

Send us Fan Mail Are you ready to rip the lid off some eyebrow-raising stories and best-kept secrets? Get set for a whirlwind ride with us on the Douze Points Podcast as we juggle between the uproarious world of OnlyFans, the exhilaration of the forthcoming Eurovision, and the lesser-known facts about traveling to Sweden. Brace yourself for a juicy tale about an OnlyFans creator that will have you...

Send us Fan Mail Want to know the maiden crushing history of Malmo, and your quickest route to Amsterdam's famed Sex Museum? We've got you covered! We'll be your trusty guides as you gain some surprising insights about Malmo's naming history (hint: it involves a girl and a mill). We promise you'll be entertained, educated, and maybe even a bit bewildered by the journey.  S...

Send us Fan Mail It's time to mark your calendars, friends! Would you believe that the Eurovision Song Contest is just around the corner, this May? We're sounding the alarm early; don't let the last-minute rush catch you off guard, secure that time off work for your Eurovision viewing party and, more importantly, the recovery days that follow. This isn't just for those lucky en...

Send us Fan Mail This week we discuss the recent cancer diagnosis of Danny Estrin, the phenomenal lead vocalist of Voyager and we discover the impact of cancer on some of our beloved Eurovision stars like Olivia Newton-John, who, despite their personal battles, became fierce advocates for cancer awareness and research.  Their stories serve as a reminder of the importance of vigilance and regular s...

Send us Fan Mail Ever wondered why Eurovision songs are capped at three minutes? Curious about the origin of this rule? You're in luck! This episode takes you on a nostalgic journey back to 1956 when there were no such limit. We discuss the impact of Italy's record-breaking five-minute and nine-second song in 1957 that shaped the rules of today's Eurovision contest. But wait, we don...

Send us Fan Mail Ever stared into the abyss of fame, the one riddled with obsessive stalkers and a violated sense of privacy? Join us, as we venture into this unnerving territory with our revealing discussion on the stalking nightmare endured by 2009 Eurovision winner, Alexander Rybak. Ranging from relentless emails to unsolicited house visits, we shed light on Alexander's struggle, as well a...

Send us Fan Mail TRIGGER WARNING. This episode mentions assault.  Imagine a group of individuals caught in the throes of a brutal conflict, yet daring to dream of grace, unity, and music. Picture them battling the uncertainties of war, armed only with the power of song. This episode chronicles the remarkable journey of Muhammad Fazlagic and  band Fazla, who amidst the horrors of the Bosnian war, p...

Send us Fan Mail You're about to embark on a riveting journey deep into the heart of Eurovision. Get ready to discover the incredible determination and resilience of the participants in the 1993 event, where post-Soviet Union and Yugoslavia nations vied for just three spots on the famed Millstreet stage.   So, tune in as we celebrate the undying spirit and passion that make Eurovision more th...

Send us Fan Mail What does it mean to truly be a Eurovision fan? Such a simple question, yet it sparked an elaborate discussion.. It's not about memorizing all 1,600 songs nor is it about watching the contest year after year. If you love the Eurovision, you're a fan - as straightforward as that. But wait, there's more to this episode. We're taking you on a journey through some...

Send us Fan Mail Everyone deserves the right to love and to be loved, yet, a terrifying trend of hatred and rights violations against the LGBTIA+ community is sweeping across the globe. Shockingly, this isn't just an isolated issue - from the USA to Australia, these acts of hate are widespread. We're here to break it down, discussing the fear-mongering tactics being used. But this isn&ap...

Send us Fan Mail Have you ever thought how animals can create unforgettable moments in a live music show like Eurovision? Well, in this hilarious episode, we're reflecting on some of the most unique and memorable animal-inspired moments in Eurovision history. We'll start with a hilarious tale from 2016 when Belarus petitioned to perform nude with wolves on stage - yes, you heard that rig...

Send us Fan Mail Are LED light-up pants the future of Eurovision? Join us as we chat with Alex Canion, the powerhouse bass guitarist from the Australian band Voyager, who gives us a peek behind the curtain into their Eurovision 2023 journey. He pulls back the veil on the extraordinary costs associated with creating a killer performance for this global stage. He candidly discusses the band's e...

Send us Fan Mail Ever wondered how AI's been shaking up the music industry? Picture this: AI crafting lyrics, as innovative as David Bowie using the William S. Burroughs Cut method in his prime! We're turning the spotlight on Eurovision this time, dissecting the 2020 AI contest winner, the stunning Australian entry ‘Beautiful the World’, and the deliciously irreverent runner-up from Germ...

Send us Fan Mail Liz finds something to believe in by the side of the road and you won't believe who! We also get far too emotionally involved with British Rom Com's  and take some bad castle invasion advice from Blue! #eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan Mail Liz lives some of the sad songs of Eurovision, as she is rear ended by a stranger and waves goodbye to her first love. Will she finally get her hot chips? #eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan Mail We look at some lost commandos arresting a Eurovision star by mistake, we find out not all publicity is good and we promote the value of a good education and an old-fashioned letter. Eurovision, but not as you know it! #eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan Mail This week we start a look at the sordid world of Eurovision stars who have walked off the contest and straight into crime and it's not just the fashion police on call. We look at which Eurovision stars have been arrested for everything from drugs to tax fraud, to ram raids, even accusations of human trafficking. This week we dive into drug crimes! #eurovision #eurovisionsong...

Send us Fan Mail We look at the artists of Eurovision currently showering the world in golden tours! Grab your towels Europe, US, Canada, Australia and Mexico? #eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan Mail Sam and Liz Cha Cha Cha down on some of the more quirky entries of Eurovision. We give thanks to the UK and we learn some rather odd shark survival tips. Are you ready for Eurovision 2023? #eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny

Send us Fan Mail This week we find out how Sam's Tinder date went and we marvel at the surprising comeback of paper mache at Eurovision 2023. Come join the ladies in their secret garden as we ponder if  we need to stop getting our dating advice from Eurovision. #eurovision #eurovisionsong contest #eurovisionpodcast #eurovisionaustralia #eurovisionfunny