Don't Touch My Sasquatch

This week on the Don’t Touch My Sasquatch Podcast, we continue our story of The Dyatlov Pass Incident with Part 2, The Discovery. We discuss search parties, interior tent layouts, autopsy reports, all of the Yuris, Soviet expedition attire, Yeti, UFOs, 4’ 11” squared, more russian name pronunciations and Josh's Theory Time. Listen to find out how these Expeditioners were found and some of the theo...

This week on the Don’t Touch My Sasquatch Podcast, we grab our skis and head into 1959 Soviet Tundra as we look at the seemingly normal days of the expedition that led up to The Dyatlov Pass Incident. We discuss Uncle Co-Chairmen, expedition application forms, Russian names, tourism, illegal songs, motorized transportation, The Beard, ski noises and Russian Outpost Renovators. Listen to find out h...

This week on the Don’t Touch My Sasquatch Podcast, we once again climb aboard a sea dwelling transportation device and find out what mysteries the Queen Mary hotel of the sea has to offer. We discuss bad dreams Vol. 3, super ocean liners, Seg-ception, ghostly swimming pools, boiler talk, Stateroom massacres, hatch door 13 and ghost peek-a-boo. Are the souls of the past trapped and still haunting t...

This week, we brave the mysterious waters of the Atlantic, as we search for the deep answers to the Bermuda Triangle. We discuss the USS Cyclops, Flight 19, Petey (Pete) Pan, time dilation tunnels, electronic fog, Atlantis, Namor The Sub-Mariner facts and the return of Sh*t Facts about Ship Facts. Climb aboard your collier, which just so happens to be the biggest in the US Naval fleet, or hop into...

Ladies, Gentlemen, Squatches and all things Cryptid, as a gift to you from the DTS cast Boys, we are giving you a Patreon episode for your enjoyment. This particular episode is one of many in a recurring series we call “Small Town Tales”, where we examine small town legends and folklore. For more of this incredible content, sign up for 1 of our 3 tiers on Patreon to get extra episodes, main episod...

This week on the Don’t Touch My Sasquatch Podcast, we jump into our yellow submarines and dive into the conspiracy theory that questions: Did Paul McCartney tragically die and secretly get replaced by an imposter? We discuss John Lennon, Paul McCartney (surprise), George Harrison, Ringo Starr, Pet Best, Billy Shears, look-a-like competitions, secret clues and messages and The Beatles drinking game...

This week on the Don’t Touch My Sasquatch podcast, we grab out best elk hunting rifles and head out into the wilderness as we once again visit the strange world of the Missing 411 phenomena. We discuss rest stop Earth, Ozo or Ozal, doing the elk do, the McDonald family tree, Carl Higdon, The Idaho Triangle, David Paulides, Missing 411: The UFO Connection and sleep noises. Listen to learn about the...

Well everyone, with the close of 2022 and the beginning of our next year we decided to look back on our first year of the podcast and share all of our thoughts, memories and favorite moments with you. This week we discuss Sam Jackson, nervous public speaking, ADHD tapping, favorite topics to research, favorite clips, favorite bloopers, Josh's pronunciation mistakes, our favorite episode and 2023 n...

It's the holiday season folks and this week we are talking about holiday cryptids and legends here at the Don’t Touch My Sasquatch Podcast. We discuss soggy chestnuts, Santa's evil sidekick, obese home intruders, Krampusnacht, Krampuslauf, safe words, the knocking nights, Spinnstubenfrau and our commercialized society. Listen to this festive episode to learn of the German tradition of Frau Perchta...

This week on the Don't Touch My Sasquatch podcast, we hop in our favorite Air Force issued fighter jets and travel the skies hunting UFOs to defend our country as we talk about the 1952 Washington D.C. UFO Incident. We discuss saucer mania, ceiling walls, temperature inversion, high speed Whack-A-Mole, what MPH stands for, flying steamboats, the Robertson Report and Elon Musk the Fourth Avenger.&n...

Could it be that the Don’t Touch My Sasquatch Podcast has done another Ancient Aliens Episode? Well, you better believe it people we are back with another installment of the episode where we recount an episode of the incredible show Ancient Aliens. This week we discuss the Bermuda Triangle, the gates of wisdom, wireless electricity, Nikola Tesla, riding a flying horse bareback, Giorgio’s hair care...

This week, on the Don’t Touch My Sasquatch Podcast, we once again slap on our kilts and allow ourselves to be serenaded by bagpipes as we talk about the Loch Ness Monster. We discuss RSS James, D’Gordon,  Achnahannet, Nessiteras Rhombopteryx, Nessies distinguished WWII military career, Circus Elephant’s swim routines, the anatomy of misidentified whales and how one April Fool's Day prank resu...

This week, we slap on our kilts and allow ourselves to be serenaded by bagpipes as we talk about the Loch Ness Monster. We discuss Lochs, the 3 Spined Stickleback, asking a sea monster for directions, St. Columba’s traveling dance troupe, potos, flippos and Marmaduke Wetherell. Listen to find out what force scares one of the most elusive beasts that navigate our waters and how a simple grainy phot...

This week, on The Don’t Touch My Sasquatch Podcast, we leap into 1800’s southern folklore as we talk about The Belle Witch of Tennessee. We discuss Yippee Skippee Lets Get That Hippie, Doggits, witch gossip, Andrew Jackson's ghost hunting party, Witch tamers, cats as poison taste testers and death bread. Listen to find out what started as a harmless haunting and ultimately ended in a mysterio...

This week on The Don't Touch My Sasquatch Podcast, we hop on a ship and search for riches in the New World as we talk about the Lost Colony of Roanoke. We discuss colonialism, Viking expeditions to America, just how often did colonial ships run aground, Native American ambassadors in London, cartography, Scotland 2 and how to overreact properly to a missing cup. Listen to find out how 115 people v...

This week on the Don’t Touch My Sasquatch Podcast, we travel deep into the forests and mountains of Oregon and Washington to talk about the Sasquatch of the Pacific Northwest. We discuss Mt St. Helens, Skamania County tourism, Ape Canyon, the odd feet structure of the Bossburg Sasquatch, Han and Chewie, and the untold loss of the Sasquatch community to volcanic eruptions. Listen to learn about the...

This week, on the Don’t Touch My Sasquatch Podcast. We conclude our 2 Part Halloween Special by talking about Ghouls and Mummies. We discuss Jinn, Burros, The Book of the Dead, the ultimate packing list, graveyard buffets, Pangolins, the Curse of the Pharaohs and the “Unlucky” Mummy. Listen to learn what creatures to look out for when visiting a loved ones grave and how curses affected those...

This week on the Don’t Touch My Sasquatch Podcast, we begin Part 1 of our first Halloween Special. For the holiday we are talking about 2 classic horror movie monster legends: Vampires and Werewolves. We discuss Vlad the Impaler, Sekhmet, Vampire travel requirements, the best ways to become a werewolf, Sigmund and Sinfjotli, Gilgamesh and how to weaken or destroy these monsters. Listen now to...

This week on the Don’t Touch My Sasquatch Podcast, we conclude our Roswell series with Pt. 2 Cosmic Watergate. We discuss negative day, Stanton Friedman, Majestic 12, mysterious deaths surrounding the incident, The Matrix, EBE, The Roswell Report and misinformation schemes. Listen now to the conclusion of the Roswell Incident and all the secrets and cover ups it holds. Patreon: https://urlgeni.us/...

This week on the Don't Touch My Sasquatch Podcast we are talking about the biggest UFO case in United States history, The Roswell Incident. We discuss Corona, New Mexico, cows' electricity superpowers, strange hieroglyphs on your weather balloon wreckage, cover ups and UFO interest in nuclear sites. Listen to learn about the true history of what really happened and the massive cover up that follow...

This week on The Don't Touch My Sasquatch Podcast, we are looking at 2 more episodes of our favorite show History channel's Ancient Aliens . This week we watched episodes S0504 “Destination Orion” and S0702 “Aliens in America”. We discuss mythological gods, constellations, Giza pyramids mirroring Orion's Belt, Native American UFO GPS, secluded caves filled with international artifacts and how Alie...

This week on The Don’t Touch My Sasquatch Podcast we are discussing the history and hauntings of Alcatraz Prison. We discuss the abundant sea bird community of Alcatraz, Alcatraz's’ civil war contribution, the battle of Alcatraz, Al Capone, ghostly strangling's and what kitchen item holds the key to your escape. Listen to learn some history on how it came to be one of the most infamous prisons in...

This week on The Don’t Touch My Sasquatch podcast, we are discussing the phenomenon known as the Mandela Effect. Or at least we thought we did. On this misremembered episode we discuss Nelson Mandela, how many grams of protein are in a spoonful of peanut butter, logos and brands we are 100 percent confident have changed, famous misquotes in movies and did we actually slip into a multiverse in the...

On this week's episode of the Don't Touch My Sasquatch podcast, we firmly apply our tin foil hats and dive into the mystery of the Philadelphia Experiment. We discuss WWII, the USS Eldridge, Tesla and Einstein's genius, invisible time traveling ships and how to unlock your hidden memories by watching B movies. Listen to find out the mystery of the Philadelphia Experiment. Patreon: https://urlgeni....

This week on the Don't Touch My Sasquatch podcast we explore the incredible story of Travis Waltons extraterrestrial abduction. We discuss logging terms, augmented reality navigation equipment, the fantastic 4, radiation equipment and the Oka-Alamo space prison. Listen to hear how all of these things make up one of the greatest UFO abduction cases ever. www.patreon.com/DontTouchMySasquatch Instagr...