Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway talk about seeing or not seeing Cocaine Bear, the guys haven't enjoyed the Magic Mike trilogy, Greg only watches The Bachelor so he can listen to podcasts about it, Kane has a list of his most hated people from all dating shows, and Kane reads some questions from his Going Dutch show. Also, What Does This Meme?, send so...

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, technical difficulties prevented us from getting our new episode up in time so we're dipping back into our Patreon to join Greg and his fill in co-host, Lil' Squirt Squirt for "The Donald Duck Party Starts When You Walk Out The Door", "Hard Tackle Touch", and "That's Right, I Know The Word Terraform"   J oin the DT...

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to the podcast that has never let you down, the guys love talking about golf, gone f*ckin', we're the Michael Jordan of podcasts, and a listener needs advice on how to meet women in real life. Also, What Does This Meme?, an elderly woman gives a date review, your career will absolutely tell you it is done wi...

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway have been watching Netflix's Perfect Match, Kane hates Shane, the guys aren't sure why Nick Lachey is hosting tv shows, the guys want Pat to be The Bachelor, a listener wants to know what happened to dating because guys have nothing to say, the guys love talking about food and their favorite tv shows, and Greg gets pers...

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number eight. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Short Pants For Fatty" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! We jump back in with whatever the hell Kane was going to do, a round of ti...

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt, Kane Holloway, and Producer Pat talk candy! Greg is off at sea so we're presenting two formerly Patreon exclusive Candy Casts. If you've been a fan of Greg's for any amount of time you know he loves his candy, so indulge your sweet tooth this week with "It's The Hot Dog Of Candy" and "F*ck Nuts All The Way." J oin the DTBFF Discord here...

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are getting into some pillow talk with Pat right out of the gate, Kane has a new puppy, we're working on a live show in San Diego, and a listener is getting needs advice with getting stuck taking care of her partner's son and not having sex. Also, What Does This Meme?, a listener sends in a poster full of memes, a liste...

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to movie phone, we play charlie dickaround, Kane tells Greg about a new Netflix dating show that draws contestants from other shows, Greg breaks Nick Lachey's heart, Kane is watching Break Point, Greg and Kane are performing at different shows on Valentine's Day, and a listener wants to know if all older guy...

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are fast today, we've fixed everyone's problems, Kane doesn't have money to just keep his neck warm, listeners want to know how to handle a bad compliment and how women should make the first move, Greg loves a good swerve, and Pat reads an article from Buzzfeed about what makes guys ghostable. Also, What Does This Meme?...

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway wish you a happy and healthy new year, we're changing the name again, a listener writes in for advice with dealing with food issues, food is a real f*cker, Kane doesn't wear shorts, Greg made his first vision board, and Kane starts every workout with a dick pic. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg's meditation pays off lit...

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway have advice on how to get your new year's resolutions on track, Greg has been keeping up with his fitness program, Kane only works out so he can eat like a pig, don't make us beg for questions, Greg and Pat tell Kane about the Andrew Tate/Greta Thunberg Twitter kerfuffle, Kane talks about his end of the year movie list...

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are doing a lean show, the guys talk about how they're not excited about anything Marvel, the guys go hard on James Cameron and his enormous ego, Pat reads from a Buzzfeed article about behaviors that give people "the ick", and Greg hates dinosaurs now. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane reads some f*ckboi quotes, it's ea...

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome comedian Katie K to the show, Kane is bringing segment three energy to segment one, Katie talks about getting body slammed on America's Got Talent, the guys are shocked that Katie met her husband on Tinder, Kane and Katie want to go on Bachelor in Paradise as villains, Greg is the only man in the room, we get an...

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to Too Hot To Handle season four, Greg is upset that the contestants are discount hot, FBOY Island gets the Golden Greggers, the dating shows lack diversity, and a listener writes in to ask should I break up with someone who finds my sense of humor annoying. Also, What Does This Meme?, our listeners are all...

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number seven. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Black Sweater Massacre" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! Pat's got some ideas for a live show, it's time for a round of titles, th...

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's the podcast's three year anniversary, Greg catches Kane up on some Love is Blind gossip, Kane's been watching Survivor, Greg meets Jeff Probst on Dave Grohl's tour bus, Kane has a meet/cute with J.K. Simmons, and a listener writes in for some advice on how to get over a lost love. Also, What Does This Meme?, w...

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg's abandoned his OnlyFans because it's too much work, we have some great merch at our RedBubble page, Greg and Kane need to become crypto/NFT bros, Greg is over Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, we check in on Greg's quest to become a ripped old man, they love to smoke on Love Island, and a listener writes in to ask...

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, you love them, you hate them...they're Real Man Quotes! Catch up from the very beginning and revel in that special kind of stupidity that can only come from Real Man Quotes. Enjoy! J oin the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our  Patreon!   Get your DTBF...

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome comedian Melissa Shoshani to the show, Kane and Melissa are old buddies, Melissa used to be a people pleaser, a listener writes in to tell the guys about her smelly date, Greg finds it hard to recommend getting on the dating apps, think about quitting, and Kane wishes more men would listen to the show. Also, Wha...

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, you're in good hands, the guys talk about the new season of Love Is Blind, what a person looks like really is important, the guys need to get their nails done, a listener writes in to ask how to deal with a family f*cker, his mom, and just block everybody. Also, What Does This Meme? you don't have to send memes, ev...

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Kane does it again, Greg wants to see Pat on FBOY Island and has been watching Love Island UK, Greg has decided he's going to be one of those super ripped old men, Kane recommends the One Punch Man workout and confuses Bruce Vilanch with Jack Lalanne, Greg has been doing a lot of comedy coaching, the show has been...

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number six. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Blood Red Metalflake" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! Pat gets snippy with the episodes, we have to talk about the Venmo thing, nob...

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway come at you right out of the gate like a bullet, Pat has his own listeners, Greg loves F*ckbuddy Mountain from the show "Reboot" so he and Kane pitch the actual show, the guys talk Bachelor in Paradise, and a new listener writes in to ask for advice regarding his friend who is not so secretly crushing on his girlfriend....

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you to the show, as a self help podcast we're a C-, the show is getting popular on Tik Tok, you either have to start doing something or stop doing something, Kane is a new Harry Styles fan, and we find out what brought some listeners to the show. Also, What Does This Meme?, an action is required, Kane has an anx...

This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome comedian and writer, Laurie Kilmartin, to the show, Greg and Laurie have a history of medical conditions together, Laurie takes a lot of bullsh*t from f*ckers, Greg and Laurie talk about writing comedy, Laurie is not on the apps, Pat reads some humorous new app suggestions, someone on Tik Tok said Greg is boomer...