Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

We asked, you delivered, backseaters. Today, we bring you the first batch of your holiday hot takes and you are COOKIN! We look back on holiday fundraising for sports as teens, Dustin brings his Hottest Holiday Travel Tips, do we prefer Christmas with Teens over little kids? - PARENTAL WARNING, multiple sensitive spoiler Santa details in this episode, be advised around your young believers! What’s...

The Christmas season is finally here and it’s truly a miracle that we even have time to do this podcast, or that you have time to even listen to it if you’re a parent. You may be the backseaters, but we see you on the frontlines waiting in dark parking lots during practices and afterschool activities, stuffing holiday cards at tournaments, and postponing all of your pre-planned December Dr. appoin...

Today Dustin and Melissa join the Nateland podcast for Thanksgiving week! They debate whether Aaron is like a wine, whether Dustin looks like the Green River Killer, and most importantly whether the SEC or Big Ten is the superior conference. Then they eventually get into this week's topic of Road Trips by sharing tips, tools, and stories from the road. What’s your hottest HOLIDAY take? Travel? No...

We asked, and you delivered, Backseaters! Today, we drop your hot takes on Thanksgiving, and you didn’t hold back. Healthy sides? Turkeyless Tables? Ribs? Let’s hear it all! We also share some exciting family news and more! What’s your hottest HOLIDAY take? Travel? No Lights before Thanksgiving? Let us know at Dustin Nickerson Comedy Fans Facebook Group: http://www.facebook.com/groups/dustinnicker...

If you’re in the dark about entertaining your kids when the time change hits, you’re not alone, backseaters. We’re happy to bring you some much needed survival advice to make it through those critical late afternoon hours when you’ve still got homework and sports to go before the days end. Also, who is it that got your kid sick this season, is Dustin interrupting Mel too much, what are your thanks...

While we continue to recover from election anxiety on our way to Veteran’s day, we wanted to honor many of our listeners today that grew up in MIlitary families, like Melissa! From movie-like cafeteria insecurities to 2nd grade gaslighting, Mel shares with us the complexities of identity and belonging as a young daughter of an Air Force Veteran. We read your emails from your Military family experi...

It’s that time of year, and the studio got a spooky renovation! Mel really pulled out the art teacher vest vibes and went to town on the decor, and it wouldn’t be Halloween without it! Thanks for joining us today, we’ve got your responses from the Facebook Group question, “It Wouldn’t Be Halloween Without…?”. Some great stories you sent in via email, a sneak peak at Mel’s Fashion Report, Halloween...

Well Backseaters, it’s been a nice 9 years with ol Ant Sandy the minivan. As much as we’ll miss the broken handles, discolored floors, decaying arm rests, and hidden under-seat snacks, we’re in the market for a new ride! Should we get another minivan? Or an SUV? We’ve got so much to consider and we need your thoughts. Let us know in the comments or at the Dustin Nickerson Comedy Fans Facebook Grou...

We’ve been hoping and searching for a bridge, an olive branch, or some commonality us millennials can find with our Gen Zers and thanks to Spotify, we’ve arrived at such a solution. The answer may be more depressing than you expect, but serves up some nostalgic ear candy that you don’t wanna miss. Sulking aside, we’re curious about your post 20s supplements, Dustin takes on Austin City Limits, get...

Join us backseaters, by participating in ADHD Awareness month, letting us know on our Facebook Group all the wrong ways we should do about this. There’s a good chance we’ll have forgotten all about this by the time we reach the end of this show summary. For the first time, we are inviting a guest to the carpool, Greg Warren joins the show to chat about his new podcast The Consumers , co-hosted wit...

Finally, something Gen Z and Millennials can agree on…the joys of Autumn. Turns out, when your future looks bleak and ominous, it’s not hard to overly enjoy the smell of cinnamon pinecones at your nearest grocery store this month. We want your thoughts on who is the next BIG restaurant chain to start closing. Does Mel need to get her eyes checked? Why Gen Z and Millennials align on the fall season...

In retrospect, there may be a number of different choices we could have taken to make our lives better. And becoming a Disney Adult should have been on that list. While Dustin’s Seattle sports teams continue to send him on perilous emotional rollercoasters, we also break down the nightmare of public school schedules, the difference between a mall and shopping center, 2 pounds of salmon, how raisin...

We’ve got a small mystery and convincingly the worst social media trend on the planet to discuss on our hands today, backseaters. We careen through today’s topics, themed homes, if Tesla invented a minivan, Mel’s late night worries, the glory of the oncoming Fall season,  how band’s could cater to parents anf families, and all the while wondering; What’s up with Mel? Which “Home Themes” did we for...

“Good morning Backseaters, this is your captain speaking wanting to let you know we’re expecting smooth skies today, and to welcome our premium pet flyers Bailey and snickerdoodle on the flight, who’ve recently earned their Gold star miles and will receive a special nail and claw lotion from our attendants as our way of saying, that’s a good dog.”  Between animals on planes and adults sleeping lik...

It may not be a Sunday, but today Mel takes us to church backseaters. Bring and ring the handbells, because perhaps for the first time on the podcast, Dustin learns something totally new about Melissa. Between teaching us about Paper Maché, Native American headdresses, and other bad art attempts, Mel spends most of her weekend in the car. Do you also secretly wish your kid’s team would lose at Sat...

We’ve all sat in traffic, bad traffic, the worst traffic. But no traffic scenario compares to the school Drop-off line. Between lost grandparents and disorderly dads, is it even possible to escape that scenario with your sanity? We find out today while we also explore fun family names, illegal and dangerous lawn games, Elyse Myers, and more! Join us at  Dustin Nickerson Comedy Fans Facebook Group:...

It’s no small feat building your marriage and family for 20 years, and the Nickerons take their celebration to unexpected heights! This week, hear all about their very special surprise invitation to join Dustin’s favorite band, The Head and the Heart, on stage at Red Rocks Amphitheatre. We also very seriously consider where we’d rather spend our lunchtime shopping at Costco or IKEA. Why do millenn...

Back to school is upon us backseaters, and like us, did you ever feel a sense of betrayal by your favorite fall school supplies like Trapper Keeper, Lisa Frank, and Peachy folders? Was it all a scam to get us to actually like going to school? We expose the lie and more on today’s show, unpacking cities nicknames, Melissa’s arrival at her personal fashion definition, Dustin’s great south east hunt...

We have a couple admission to make first, Fort Wayne, we’re sorry. Watch for details. Secondly, is it possible to be TOO NICE? The Midwest know how to be “nice” more than anyone backseaters, but is there a limit? And, we think Dustin found it. This week, The Nickerson’s also found themselves on a lovely kayaking adventure in Chicago, moonlight hours with the cats, how kids behave on elevators, why...

Remember when we were young and the Olympics were the gauntlet for super-star athletes and childhood heroes?  Not even realizing the peril of adulthood that would follow medal-less olympians, unaware of the international pay gap, and cardboard beds. Backseaters, our eyes have been opened and we can’t look away. Amidst these concerns, we also consider Target’s customer service decline, back-to-scho...

Hey Back Seaters and Hello Folks! This week we have a very special crossover episode of  Don't Make Me Come Back There and The Nateland Podcast. Dustin and Melissa Nickerson join the hosts of the Nateland Podcast on the new Nateland set in Nashville, Tennessee. Why the crossover episode, you ask? Because we're excited to announce that Don't Make Come Back There is becoming a part of Nate Bargatze'...

What’s better than a date night pop in to a Nordstrom Rack, back seaters? That’s right, when it’s next to an IKEA. There’s nothing like the windowless, clockless, maze of interiors that really stirs up the romance, and we’re here for it! This week, we listen in awe as Mel shares about her flight with all 4 kids while Dustin leisurely scootered around Missouri State with the Nate Bargatze tour and...

We’re back from our summer version of a solid 15, refreshed, and excited to keep dredging through your travel horror stories. Dustin offers  a special summer message for parents, why the pool is is for everyone but maybe not at the same time, Mel gives us a Bingo Dingo on Inside Out 2, and is Summer overrated? Enjoy the show! Join us at the Dustin Nickerson Comedy Fans Facebook Group: http://www.f...

We’ve packed the water, snacks, and backup phone batteries, because while we love our children’s educational progress, there is simply no reason for arriving hours in advance for an hours long middle school graduation ceremony. Has the work even begun? While we wait, we discuss why we miss the Paw Patrol years, Mel’s 40th birthday surprise and what 40 feels like, our Joshua Tree National Park excu...

Get ready for a fun filled summer building questionable tree forts, riding your bike for miles beyond your neighborhood, playing in ravines, and defending yourself. At least that’s how it was in the 90’s, now summers are just skincare, screentime, and questioning the vibes. Dustin reminds us how we lived fortnite, why skincare should be banned on TikTok, summer ideas for your kids, proper concert...