Don't Look Under the Internet

Mike and Doug tackle a live recording through discord that went, okay at best. We cover the weird and mostly explainable missing 411 topic, is it bigfoot, is it aliens, are people just really really stupid sometimes? Yes, the answer is yes.  *Note, the audio on this is NOT great so sorry about that and all the vaping noises* don't judge us.  Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use thi...

As we take our small Hiatus from recording, please enjoy the Kim Kardashian of Cryptids (I already regret referring to it like that) one of the weirder lesser know beasts that walk this earth, The Babi Ngepet! Babi Ngepet Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?refer...

Aliens! Conspiracy! Wake up, sheeple! Mike has a lot of feelings about this one and he isn't afraid to yell. Jason, Doug, and Mike dive into what exactly the Majestic 12 is, who founded it, and what it was supposedly researching.  It's confusing, but when do we really make sense.  Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up...

The King in Yellow, Hastur the Unspeakable, Fenric, Dweller in the Depths, Thing in the Lake, Him that Slept Beneath, Great Prince of the Old Ones, and Johannes Van Der Berg. These are just a few names taken by the Outer God, Hastur. Join Jason and Doug as they blast Mike and Matt with as much of a description of this Lovecraftian deity as they are able (unspeakable horrors and all that). A perfec...

Guys, we had an ARG made for us. we played valiantly, and the creator might think we are... UNIQUE,  but we made it through! Now, we interview the creator! Join Mike, Jason, and Doug as they talk paranoia with the man that turned our lives upside down for a few months! IT'S RIPSAW!!!! Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up...

All you can eat buffets have been around since before man walked the earth (probably). This is a whole new beast. Enter the world of Muckbang and see why this subjectively disgusting genre of YouTube videos have caught our attention. Jason, Doug, and Mike power through the mystery that is Kate Yup (now with new information!). Kate Yup Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to re...

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More cryptid goodness! This one is a little less well known, but holy crap did we have fun with it! Could Gary Busey be a cryptid?   Join Mike, Doug, and Jason as they learn about the Murphysboro Mud Monster! Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr.ee/dlutipod Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid ac...

This was considered one of the most controversial stories available on the internet. Was it because an actual Russian paramilitary organization was involved? Maybe. Join Mike, Doug, and Jason as well as Mike from Undefined Graphics as they fall down the weird (and short-lived) story that is Junko Junsui. Junko Junsui Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon...

Someone get Rayban on the phone. They're going to want to hear about this... Twitter user TheSunVanished recounts a harrowing story of one fateful day when the sun failed to rise. Join Jason, Doug, and Mike as they pick apart the details and regale you with this fantastic Twitter Horror experience. Leave your sunscreen at home, you won't need it. The Sun Vanished Support the show Startin...

Hey everyone! So, originally we were going to keep this as a bonus episode.  However, the ARG we are currently entangled in is quickly becoming much bigger than we thought.   So, here's the episode where we talk about what's going on! Join our discord to help us discover who SIDS is and what they want with Ripsaw and Orthon! Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to re...

What happens when an unknown passenger appears on a flight to Japan? Even better, what happens when this man isn't supposed to even exist? Join Jason, Doug, and Mike as they try to figure out which dimension John came from, and what he was doing in Japan! John Zegrus: the Man From Another Dimension Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr.ee/dlutipod Starting...

There is a very specific reason I do not record myself while sleeping, and this is it. Doug was in Vegas, so we decided to build a new one. Only problem is, this Doug keeps calling himself Nick and insisting he went to college with one of us. I'm not convinced. Anyway, join Jason, Mike, and "Nick" as they pick apart a very strange and unsettling story from Reddit user u/Redwantsblue...

Make sure all your body parts are normal sized. If not... THINK. Join Jason, Doug and Mike as they stumble down this analog horror. Don't answer the door.  Don't answer the door.  Don't answer the door.  Don't answer the door.  Don't answer the door.  Don't answer the door.  Don't answer the door.  Don't answer the door.  Don't answer the door.  Don&apo...

Part 2! Wooo! Let's tie this incredibly creative analog horror together with the 2nd season of the Monument Mythos! There are crabs, spectral trees, mass deafening,  and a death elevator? Join Doug, Jason, and Mike as we wrap this topical journey up! Say thank you to Alex everyone. Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr.ee/dlutipod Starting your own podcast?...

God we love analog horror. It's so much fun! And this week, Jason, Doug, and Mike dive headfirst into an analog horror channel that is gaining some serious traction. It's ALEXKANSAS: The Monument Mythos Season 1! (Season 2 next week!) American monuments are housing a terrible terrible secret... Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr.ee/dlutipod Starting...

All work and no play makes NightMind a dull boy. I'm sure you guys know Jack Torrance from the Shining... but he has nothing to do with this! Jason, Doug, and Mike have some thoughts and feelings towards this ARG. Join them as they hop into this tailored rabbit hole and talk Jack Torrance! Jack Torrance Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr.ee/dlutipod Star...

The center of all of reality. The Nuclear Chaos. The Daemon Sultan. Azathoth! This week, we are bringing back Cthulhu Corner and gazing into the void. Come see what might gaze back as Doug, Mike, and Jason explore this Lovecraftian nightmare that might be responsible for everything around you. Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr.ee/dlutipod Starting your own p...

We recently got some very interesting information regarding possible cult activity in our home state. This led Doug, Jason, and Mike to dive into some potential cults that could be operating near you! Just a heads up... the content in this one is real, and should not be taken lightly. Group-think is a dangerous game. Let's dive this internet mystery together! Find us on social media, and anyw...

It's kind of like... the Sarlacc pit from Star Wars meets Osmosis Jones: nightmare edition. Grab a t-shirt and a commemorative cup while you're there! Take a picture with some giant bacteria! Take a nude slither into a wet, dark orifice and hope it makes you horny instead of dead! It's Mystery Flesh Pit National Park! Mystery Flesh Pit National Park Find us on social media, and anyw...

It feels good to be doing our regular content again! This week, Jason, Doug, and Mike dig through the internet to follow one of the more mysterious internet phenomenons: Lake City Quiet Pills! Take your medicine, stupid (we love you). Lake City Quiet Pills Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr.ee/dlutipod Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20...

After way too many technical problems, we were finally able to release our listener episode! Join Jason, Doug, and Mike as they endure some bone-chilling tales directly from our incredible listeners! And yes, Mike is back. And he has a lot of things to get out of his system... A huge D.L.U.T.I. tha k you to Barb, Lissa, Tim, and DXPhoenix for sharing some amazing horror stories that happened to th...

WARNING. THIS INFORMATION HAS BEEN DEEMED CLASSIFIED BY THE FOUNDATION.  ONLY THOSE WITH LEVEL 3 CLEARANCE OR HIGHER MAY PROCEED. We all rely on technology every single day of our lives. From phones, to computers, to incredibly haunted and sadistic GPS systems. Were giving you guys another sneak into what you can find on Patreon! Let's tell Doug all about Elevix and their electronics. SCP-312...

Doug has a treat for us today.  After our normal shenanigans we dive into his favorite creepypasta: Abandoned by Disney! Remember, next week is listener week so send us your creepy stories! Abandoned by Disney Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr.ee/dlutipod Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid a...

Happy Analween everyone. I don't know why we call it that anymore but that doesn't matter. What matters is you're about to hear Jason's favorite creepypasta: NoEnd house ! Find us on social media, and anywhere podcasts are hosted! https://linktr.ee/dlutipod Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with buzzsp...