Don't Look Under the Internet

Mike, Jason, and Doug step into filthy waters today. Sad Satan is known throughout the online community as a mysterious game, found on the dark web. This one strikes a nerve for DLUTI and we have a few things to say. We navigate through the murky waters of "Sad Satan," the dark web's most elusive game, drawing fascinating parallels to the fading intrigue of an old hoodie and the eni...

Embark on an offbeat odyssey through the digital underbrush with us, where anime tunes and yearnings for Dragon Ball GT abridgments playfully intertwine with the quirky knowledge of Naomi, our social media guru. We'll meander through a wonderland of oddities, from the delightful to the macabre, sharing stories sparked by our patrons' inventive usernames and unwinding the humor that binds...

Glitter! Its Glitter! I don't know what else to tell you about it. It's f**king glitter. It defies science and makes us question natural laws, and also makes stuff sparkly. Oh, it also distorts reality. And can be used as a pest repellant! There is a lot to talk about and only 2 of us to do it! This week, Mike and Jason dive headfirst into a vat of the world's most mysterious substa...

What's up, brother? Prepare to have your reality tweaked as we embark on a journey through the Dead Internet Theory, mulling over the chilling possibility that the web might be teeming with more bots than humans. Doug is getting an update, or vacation or whatever, but Mike, Matt, and Jason try playing existential crisis simulator in his stead! None of this is confirmed true or not, so don&apo...

 We're toasting  our DLUTIhon champions today! Join Jason, Mike, and Doug as they unravel the mystery of celebrity number six that's stumped the internet. As we take a turn through the perplexing and the humorous, we unearth online enigmas that have brought together a subreddit of amateur detectives, and we ponder the peculiar phenomenon of a town that's on the tip of everyone'...

Our discussion tonight takes a turn to the speculative, musing on the potential of fungi in gene therapy and its unexpected side effects. Imagine a world where your amputated limb can not only regenerate but also connect you to a global network of sensations – is this the next frontier of medical science or an ethical minefield? Join us as we wade through the clinical details, personal anecdotes,...

We continue what we started last week. We finish Browning. We Brown all over you. I hope you're happy. Brown. Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664 Linktree Buy us a beer! Join us in Discord! DLUTI.com Undefined Graphics (Photography &...

My dad built a lab in his basement. He built monsters there.  Can anyone help me? DLUTI! Wait... Help? Maybe not. Talk passionately about? Absolutely! Join Jason, Matt Doug, and Mike as we take a look at a very... strange YouTube series. If monster flicks are up your alley, this one may just be for you! Daisy Brown is here! Daisy Brown Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to r...

MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MORE MEAT MEAT 2 mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm MEEEEAT girth. Vita Carnis Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664 Linktree Buy us a beer! Join us in Discord! DLUTI.com Undefined Graphics (Photography & Graphic Design) Ghou...

MEAT! ITS MORE MEAT!  This meat isn't very sleepy. It's more nightmare-y and stressful. Join us, your hosts Jason, Doug, and Matt along with the never predictable Madame Webb, as we dissect this hearty analog horror. Today, we're peeling back the layers of Vita Carnis and serving it up with a girthy side of trimmings. Part 2 next week! Vita Carnis Support the show Starting your own...

What would you do if you woke up and everyone was suddenly missing? We take a look at what it might be like this week through the TikTok user where_is_everybody Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664 Linktree Buy us a beer! Join us in Discord! DL...

Ever find yourself chuckling at the absurdity of a citrus-themed life metaphor while grappling with the very real emotional rollercoaster of your thirties?  *existential dread intensifies* Now, let's tiptoe into the shadowy corridors of Lovecraftian horror, where Shub-Niggurath, 'The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young', reigns supreme in her bizarre splendor. We'll m...

Prepare yourself for an audio adventure of epic proportions as we, your hosts Jason, Doug, Matt, Mike,  and the enigmatic buffering yodeler, unpack the mystifying world of Dluti Ball Z. As we wrap up our journey through this digital odyssey, we ponder the series' evocative ending and what it could mean for the fusion of art and mental health. The haunting yet beautiful videos suggest a creato...

We wade into the digital currents with a look at an online video series that's as much a feast for the eyes as it is a punch to the gut. The animation marries music to a narrative on life's darker struggles—think of it as a virtual rollercoaster ride through the human psyche, complete with nosedives into despair, looping tracks of hope, and the occasional jerky twist of humor. This week,...

Jason's not here this week because the midwest is frozen. So, Mike, Doug and Matt bring you ALIIIIIENNNNNSSS! What's the deal with this alien footage a user named ivan0135 uploaded to YouTube more than a decade ago? Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?r...

This week Jason, Mike and Matt start off the new year by wrapping up the old one. We look back at all the episodes we uploaded over the course of 2023 and share our thoughts about them. Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664 Linktree Buy us a bee...

Doug, Mike and Jason get self-deprecating as they cover this mysterious YouTube series that's about...something? I'm not quite sure. Hopefully you have a better idea than I do by the time you finish this episode. Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?refe...

We're doin' it again. In lieu of a single topic, Mike, Jason and Doug have collected more stories and weird places from Reddit and other spots around the internet. Plus, everyone's back in Mike's basement for some good old retro DLUTI fun! Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzspr...

Oh boy. Where do we even begin? You ever seen a tiktok of a girl in a clown mask locked in a dog crate? Well, there's a place for that, and much...MUCH more. Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664 Linktree Buy us a beer! Join us in Discord!...

This week we dive into a real classic. What's the deal with this very early (and very mysterious) YouTube vlogging channel? Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1671664 Linktree Buy us a beer! Join us in Discord! DLUTI.com Undefined Graphics (Phot...

It's just Mike and Jason this week, and they're bringing you an IRL mystery with a side of conspiracy. This week it's weird raining jelly falling from the heavens. It's the Oakville blobs. Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=167166...

Ever lived in an empty apartment complex that might be a front for something spooky? Wanna hear about the origins of a niche genre of YouTube videos? How about some advice on a lingering...personal scent that comes from your fingies? Let's dive in to the septic tank that is this week's episode! Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card wh...

What if your local Dollar Tree was hiding staggering secrets of the paranormal? It's all coming to you in this year's edition of Hometown Horrors! We read stories from listeners like you just in time for Halloween! Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?re...

Is it just a movie? Is it a cover up for something else? Is this man one of these other two men? What's the deal with this website...or these...70,000 websites? We unravel it all in this week's episode. Support the show Starting your own podcast? Use this link to receive a $20 Amazon gift card when you sign up for a paid account with Buzzsprout! https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=16...

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