Don't Get Me Started

Tonight on Don't Get Me Started: Jez hates Cher, at least THREE THINGS, plus some other stuff. Tune in, relax and enjoy this, the 117th edition of ranty, banty, daditorial goodness. Warning: Explicit content from the outset. This is comedy, don't take it too seriously. ========== Misc sounds provided by ZapSplat (zapsplat.com) Stock video provided by RoyaltyFreeTube (youtube.com/channel/UC...

Alex continues to travel the world and after his recent exotic trip to Singapore, this weekend took him to another exotic location... Bedford. Yes, it was as exciting as it sounds. Come hear the tales from the land of a thousand Shoe Zones, a land of clangers, Paula Radcliffe ̶p̶i̶s̶s̶i̶n̶g̶ running and idk, beds? Also, Jez has a new door but, obviously, there's a Shedstore like problem with i...

After a brief hiatus because Alex pissed off to Singapore, we are back! Bearing gifts and stories of being arrested for chewing gum, probably, join Jez and Alex on the sofa for the 115th edition of the rantiest, bantiest, Singaporiest live show on the internet. Warning: Explicit content from the outset. This is comedy, don't take it too seriously. ========== Misc sounds provided by ZapSplat (z...

The mission? Complete an episode of Don't Get Me Started in under two hours. Did we do it? Spoilers, but yes. Warning: Explicit content from the outset. This is comedy, don't take it too seriously. ========== Misc sounds provided by ZapSplat (zapsplat.com) Stock video provided by RoyaltyFreeTube (youtube.com/channel/UCDyoFl3axaufRwkpBA38-1w) Florian Renner (youtube.com/channel/UCzxihe6fXww...

Never before have two men made more content from the contents of your fridge. Nothing is off limits... ketchup in the fridge, eggs that might be brown or white depending on where you're from, and we even found some people who f***ed up and some asshole in there, too, as is the tradition. Warning: Explicit content from the outset. This is comedy, don't take it too seriously. ========== Misc...

To kick things off, we try to descripte our best slang for being drunk to Americans, before moving on to putting some truly rage inducing stuff in the sea and rounding it all our with some Am I The Asshole. Yeah, sounds good to us too. Tune in to the show the kids are calling #DGMS. Warning: Explicit content from the outset. This is comedy, don't take it too seriously. ========== Misc sounds p...

It's another Don't Get Me Started coming at your faceholes AND your earholes... maybe even some other holes, too. On today's episode, we revisit some weird af comments from TikTok, discuss some Controversial Opinions and generally get down like Snoop. Join Jez and Alex on the sofas for all the hilarity. Warning: Explicit content from the outset. This is comedy, don't take it too se...

Back for a new year of ranting, banting and chunking up content for TikTok. On this episode of Don't Get Me Started, we discuss our own fame in Going Viral before segueing clumsily into the story of a masturbating walrus. It's not suitable for work but it is funny.  Warning: Explicit content from the outset. This is comedy, don't take it too seriously. ========== Misc sounds provided by ZapSp...

In our final foray before the festivus (hooray for alliteration!), Jez and Alex bring you one last session of rants and bants before the big guy comes. Today, we play a christmassy game of Drinkety Drink, put some things in the sea so they don't make it to new year and discuss all the eff ups and assholes we can find. Tune in, it's fun! ========== Misc sounds provided by ZapSplat (zapsplat.com) St...

Don't Get Me Started rolls towards the festivus with more ranting, banting and present unwrapping. As always, we take your haps and naps in This is Happening, discuss Elf on the Shelf alternatives in Going Viral and answer the question on every Christian's lips... was Joseph cucked by God? Warning: Explicit content from the outset. This is comedy, don't take it too seriously. ========== Misc sound...

On this edition of Don't Get Me Started, Jez auditions as a human foley artists while Alex ponders why the Transformers never used the Nissan Note as a basis. We also start to get festive as we discuss Christmas decorations, music, food and movies - with raucous discussion as to whether Die Hard is a Christmas movie or not... ========= Misc sounds provided by ZapSplat (zapsplat.com) Stock video pr...

The gifts are already flying on Don't Get Me Started and it's not even Christmas! We do, however, get the bottom of when it is the appropriate time to put up your Christmas tree - you simply MUST know the answer. Also, Alex has bought a gift for himself and Jez isn't happy about it. ========= Misc sounds provided by ZapSplat (zapsplat.com) Stock video provided by RoyaltyFreeTube (youtube.com/chann...

Back from Munich and ready to rant! Kinda... Riding high on good vibes  and memories of Bratwurst and Sauerkraut, Jez and Alex do their best to  get started but mainly just confuse each other. ========= Misc sounds provided by ZapSplat (zapsplat.com) Stock video provided by RoyaltyFreeTube (youtube.com/channel/UCDyoFl3axaufRwkpBA38-1w) Florian Renner (youtube.com/channel/UCzxihe6fXwwqp5D...

As we prepare for the big move to the bespoke DGMS channel on Twitch, we go a bit story mad! Join us for such anecdotes as the kind man who would dramatically give Jez pound coins from his coin roll, fantasy football woes, racist dads and dads whose sons love our show! Pull up a chair and enjoy the randomness! ========== Misc sounds provided by ZapSplat (zapsplat.com) Stock video provided by Royal...

It's all gone a bit gangster on this week's Don't Get Me Started as Jez reveals a... unique ability. We also get talking about Alan Shearer, for some reason. ========== Misc sounds provided by ZapSplat (zapsplat.com) Stock video provided by RoyaltyFreeTube (youtube.com/channel/UCDyoFl3axaufRwkpBA38-1w) Florian Renner (youtube.com/channel/UCzxihe6fXwwqp5DhDE0KV_Q) Videezy (videezy.com) FREEDIO (htt...

Today on DGMS, we discuss the possibility of a breakfast show but concede that we probably don't get up early enough. We also create our own Australian slang and a brand new segment! A very random but hilarious episode. ========== Misc sounds provided by ZapSplat (zapsplat.com) Stock video provided by RoyaltyFreeTube (youtube.com/channel/UCDyoFl3axaufRwkpBA38-1w) Florian Renner (youtube.com/channe...

Riding high from a triumphant DGMS 100 in front of a live audience, Jez and Alex returned to the sofa of Boughton Towers to bring you the 101st episode of Don't Get Me Started (because that's how numbers work). In classic DGMS fashion, the star of the show was missing. That's right, the iconic pfft static transition was M.I.A. - probably still drunk from 100. Still, we persevered... ========== Mis...

The show we've all been waiting for has finally arived! Live on location  and in front of a raucous audience from Kipps Alehouse in Folkestone,  Kent, UK, Don't Get Me Started celebrates 100 episodes of ranting,  bantering, asshole classifying, eff up making and yeeting terrible  things in the sea. It's been a hell of a ride... and we're just getting  started. ========== M...

Prepare your jaunty trumpets, it's the final countdown, it's Don't Get Me Started #99! For those that can math, that's one away from #DGMS100... very exciting.  Join us as we throw back to something from our very first episode, throw some TV related things in the sea and tackle the homeless. Warning: Explicit Content from the Outset ========== Misc sounds provided by ZapSplat (zapsplat.com) S...

#DGMS100 is so close, we can almost taste it... it tastes like beans and shed felt... Tonight, though, Don't Get Me Started #98 emanates from Chez Jez with all the rants and bants you can eat. ========== Misc sounds provided by ZapSplat (zapsplat.com) Stock video provided by RoyaltyFreeTube (youtube.com/channel/UCDyoFl3axaufRwkpBA38-1w) Florian Renner (youtube.com/channel/UCzxihe6fXwwqp5DhDE0KV_Q)...

Broadcasting from Chatting House, we have a super improv-ey episode of Don't Get Me Started for you. Guaranteed to amuse, entertain and probably disgust, join Alex and Jez for the 97th installment of the ranty, banty live show! Warning: Explicit Content from the Outset ========== Misc sounds provided by ZapSplat (zapsplat.com) Stock video provided by RoyaltyFreeTube (youtube.com/channel/UCDyoFl3ax...

Don't Get Me Started returns from it's summer break and is now firmly on  the Road to DGMS 100! Join Jez and Alex on the sofas at Chez Jez for a  trip back to the 80s, apparently? Warning: Explicit Content from the Outset ========== Misc sounds provided by ZapSplat (zapsplat.com) Stock video provided by RoyaltyFreeTube (youtube.com/channel/UCDyoFl3axaufRwkpBA38-1w) Florian Renner (youtub...

The scene is set... Don't Get Me Started comes to you live with the fifth offering of Don't Get Me Cocktailed! Join Jez and Alex where we shall entertain you while libating. The theme of this cocktail session is... dogs. Surely Jez will have many a positive thing to say about that. Warning: Explicit Content from the Outset ========== Misc sounds provided by ZapSplat (zapsplat.com) Stock video prov...

*cough* Don't Get Us Remotely Started tonight as the gents broadcast live from their own homes. Jez has been unwell for weeks and Alex doesn't want any part of that! Still, we crack on with, this, the 94th offering of your favourite ranty, banty live show and all the assholes, eff ups, and things in the sea you'd expect.   Warning: Explicit Content from the Outset ========== Misc sounds provi...

Don't Get Me Started is Wednesday this week, live from Chatting House, with a midweek dose of rants (from Alex), bants (from both) and underpants (from the gnomes). Join us on the sofa as we discuss aliens, assholes and the usual miscellanea. Warning: Explicit Content from the Outset ========== Misc sounds provided by ZapSplat (zapsplat.com) Stock video provided by RoyaltyFreeTube (youtube.com/cha...