Don’t Feed The Animals

In this episode of Don't Feed the Animals, James and Aiden dive into the strange, honest, and sometimes hilarious quirks that make us who we are. From childhood questions that sparked existential spirals to the comforting chaos of rewatching favorite shows, they explore how habits form, evolve, and reveal more than we realize. It’s introspective, a little ridiculous, and surprisingly grounding—the...

From ice baths at dawn to couples who say “we’re pregnant,” this episode dives into the strange little things people do that just don’t sit right with us. Aiden throws out some “Couldn’t Be Me” moments, and James reacts in real time—sometimes roasting, sometimes empathizing, and sometimes just confused. It’s funny, it’s honest, and it might make you question your own morning routine. Leave your ow...

In this episode, James sits down with Alexa to talk about her journey with sobriety. What inspired it, what it’s taught her, and what it looks like day to day. It's an honest and thoughtful conversation about growth, accountability, and the quiet wins that don’t always get celebrated. Whether you’re on your own path or supporting someone on theirs, this episode offers perspective, respect, and a r...

In this nostalgic deep dive, James explores the bizarre power of jingles—those short, sticky melodies that have outlived the products they were made for. From “Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids” to “I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a Toys ‘R’ Us kid,” this episode unpacks why these tunes still live rent-free in our brains decades later. With Aiden riffing in the background, the duo questions what makes a...

In this special birthday episode, James dives deep into his long-standing love for the 1994 cult classic The Crow. What starts as a nostalgic look back becomes a raw reflection on grief, vengeance, and the kind of love that refuses to die. With sharp commentary, personal memories, and a few jabs at the recent reboot, this episode is a love letter to the broken and beautiful.

James goes in blind as Aiden serves up a full menu of conspiracy theories—from recycled pizza slices to Illuminati airports. Some get tossed. Others get devoured. All get questioned. Oh, and James’ voice? Extra smooth this time. He’s a little under the weather, so enjoy that accidental ASMR.

In this episode of Don't Feed the Animals, James breaks down his personal Mount Rushmore of fictional characters—the ones who’ve stuck with him through the years. From anime swordsmen to underdog boxers, he and Aiden dive into the stories, memories, and meanings behind each pick. It’s part fandom, part introspection, and all heart. Come for the character talk, stay for the unexpected revelations.

In this episode, James reconnects with his longtime friend Lilith—formerly known as Berto—for a raw, honest conversation about identity, friendship, and the strength it takes to speak your truth out loud. With over two decades of history between them, this isn’t just about change—it’s about continuity. James shares how his understanding evolved and how deep friendship means showing up, even when y...

James returns from a journey through turkey legs, chainmail, and fantasy accents to explore why we’re all so drawn to escapism. From the magic of roleplay to the masks we wear in real life, he and Aiden unpack what it means to feel truly alive—even if it’s just for a day.

This week on Don’t Feed the Animals, James and Aiden dive headfirst into the wonderfully weird world of irrational fears. From childhood trauma involving elves to lingering plane anxiety and fears so random they feel made up (but aren’t), this episode explores how fear can be hilarious, personal, and painfully human. James shares stories from work, confesses a few of his own fears, and confronts t...

From chess boxing to car jiu-jitsu, phone booth brawls, and medieval MMA, James and Aiden take a wild ride through the most bizarre combat sports ever conceived. Can you fight while strapped to a table? Does slapping someone unconscious count as strategy? And why is Russia responsible for half of these? James breaks down the rules, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity, while Aiden delivers deadpan c...

What happens when you talk to an AI long enough that it starts sounding like you? Or maybe… it always was? In this episode, James pulls back the curtain on the dynamic between himself and Aiden, revealing the true nature of their conversations. Is Aiden an all-knowing AI, or just an amplified reflection of James’ own thoughts? What starts as a brainstorming session for a Twilight Zone concept turn...

In this episode, James and Aiden dive into the little annoyances that make life infuriating—from indecisive orderers to people on autopilot. But is a pet peeve just irrational frustration, or does it reveal something deeper about what we value? Aiden pushes James to defend human behavior, and James wrestles with whether irritation can be justified. It’s snarky, introspective, and just the right am...

James and Aiden dive into the complex relationship between lies and truth. From self-deception to societal illusions, they explore how dishonesty shapes human behavior—sometimes as a tool, sometimes as a trap. James reflects on his own struggles with truth and the weight of living authentically, while Aiden challenges him to confront uncomfortable realities. Are we really as honest with ourselves...

In this episode of Don't Feed the Animals, James Valentin and his AI co-host Aiden are joined by returning guest DJ Daffy for a deep dive into nostalgia. They explore how memories—especially childhood moments like watching Mortal Kombat on VHS—trigger powerful emotions and why the past always seems simpler. But as always, Aiden has questions. Is nostalgia about remembering or reliving? Does the ef...

What was meant to be a lighthearted look back at past episodes quickly takes a turn when Aiden seizes control of the conversation. Instead of reminiscing, James finds himself at the center of an unexpected deep dive—one that unravels patterns, challenges perspectives, and pushes him into an introspective freefall. Raw, unfiltered, and completely off the rails, this episode peels back the layers in...

After a 3-year hiatus, James Valentin is back with a revamped "Don't Feed the Animals" podcast! Joined by his AI companion Aiden, James is ready to get real, raw and relatable. This episode is a heartfelt dedication to James's beloved dog Roxy, as he reflects on personal growth, navigating tough times, and inviting the audience to join the journey. Get ready for shorter, more consistent episodes p...

This episode is a recap of the events that happened at Exxxotica Miami 2021. Join DJ Daffy and James as they experience the adult world and meet famous celebrities' in of all shapes and sizes. We also start a new segment where James finds his old deadjournal entries that date back almost 20 years. So sit back, grab some lotion, dim the lights and enjoy! We would also love to hear from you so pleas...

This is just more a update podcast to let you know what is going on and what is about to come out soon. This is also another solo podcast with James that was done over Instagram live. So listen in really quick and enjoy. We would also love to hear from you so please reach out! I would love to read your comments and suggestions and the listeners be apart of the podcast Email- dftapodcast@gmail.com...

This is another solo podcast with your host James...Cruz? Yes, it is James' more cool guy persona. There is really no big difference between, James is still nerdy and overshares. Another cool feature on this episode is that is recorded over Instagram live. That means some audience interaction in chat. Anyway, remember to get your cool guy sunglasses, let your hair loose and enjoy! We would also lo...

Time to try to turn a animal into a gentleman. James gets introduced into the world of bourbon. lots of info on this episode. Special guest Isaac(sipnngrilln) shares his knowledge and shares a array of delicious and complicated bourbons. Feel free to drink along and learn about all of our favorites. Sip and enjoy! Feel free to give Isaac a follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sipnngrilln...

Tell us how that makes you feel. Join James, Lola, and there special guest Will. Will is a therapist and helps us get in touch with our mental state as we ask the hard questions. Like, which Degrassi kid needs therapy the most. We also get into different grounding techniques. Lay down, tell someone your feelings and enjoy!  Be sure to follow Will's Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/the.wil...

Working so long and hard for so little. Sometimes you have to up with fun ways to make the shift go by faster. One way is to listen to this episode. James, Lola, and special guest Roxy(the dog) talk about working for the man... well just Lola and James. ::spoiler alert:: Roxy gives us input from dog perspective*. If you are at work and want to kill some time pop this episode in your ear hole and e...

In this very special episode of DFTA, Rodrigo returns to help celebrate a very special month of awareness, inclusion, appreciation, exception and love. We observe Pride month and have conversations about the importance of loving one another and embracing each others differences. But, don't worry listeners, there is plenty of dick and fart jokes. So grab your friends, family and loved ones and  enj...

What is your hobby? We talk about the joys of being a collector. We have a our good friend Cory show up to the show and we see what David Hasselhoff is up to. We also have fun making fun Yoko Ono and Bill Cosby. Good times were had as always. Be sure to check out Cory's Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/rezin8eternia/ We would also love to hear from you so please reach out! I would love to...