Dont Chat To Me

Society EN ↓ 90 episodes

eavesdrop on our convos! random thoughts and discussions from 2 girls trying to figure out life in the dunya! We discuss the good, the bad and the ugly of growing up in a city far far into the deep dark depths of GB!So listen along to find out if these premature adults can survive and try balance life being a girl, brown, hijabi, student, doctor, pilot, spelling bee champ, surrogate mother...Disclaimer: please do not hold any of the following recordings against us. if you would like to take our views, comments and opinions personally, then feel free to do so.

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Dont Chat To Me

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Ungrateful prick. Samah sets it straight. 14.05.2022 15:43

Samah goes into how she plucked uo the courage to TELL THE TRUTH for once. She gives advice on those who are ungrateful

Habib takes the wheel (the irony 🚗👨‍🏫) - a fathers perspective. 01.05.2022 41:04

Hosted by BOXER KHABIBBBBB, words of wisdom and gems that a concerned loving father shares with his princesses!

Quick one from triple A 08.04.2022 0:12

Short and sweet. Exclusive interview coming soon

This is NOT an indirect podcast at all 08.04.2022 31:21

Time to be selfish and rightfully so. Give importance to yourself. You are your own main character in YOUR WORLD

Samah takes a tumble & shows her khumbol! 2022: the 1st trimester. 24.02.2022 31:50

Hows the first trimester of the year gone. Quite wacky to be fair. MR. TUMBLEEEEE… Samah tells us the 2 new most embarassing events of HER LIFE. And tia shares her traumatic emotional rollecoaster of events this year.

SCOOBY DOOBY DO ONE MATE!!!! (Ft Samahs national anthem) 12.01.2022 13:14

SEASON 4 AHAAAAAA here we go . Samahs national anthem intro too.

Samah’s squid game. Was 2021, the one? 02.12.2021 18:12

In this episode we discuss what we achieved. What goals were goaled!

appis JELLY IN THE BELLY 02.12.2021 12:16

recorded in manchester. On tias birthday. Appi shares her battle from within, and i aint chattin bout the post partum gas issues

Be like a BEE, not a PINE TREE!!!! 2022 were coming after YOU. 02.12.2021 23:05

Hadiths to stick by till death do us part. this is all about patience and mentality to keep. Real gems for the real ones!!!

FAMILY FORTUNES🔮 ft. Ozzie 31.10.2021 18:58

Positive podcast after speaking to ruby. FEATURING AMAZING OZZIE

FIESTY FIZA IS BACK! : the musical 26.10.2021 22:09

Exclusive gossip with fiesty fiza, tells all about uni, her insecurities and how cool she is. This hottest girl in town, has pride in her step…. But little people know what its like to walk in her clunky ass big ass shoes. Xoxo GOSSIP GIRL

24 hrs before leah left us. MARRIED TO MANCHESTER (24/03/19) 24.10.2021 15:03

THROWBACK TO THE NIGHT OF THE MENDHI. OUR THOUGHTS ON BIG BOY SISTER MARRIED AND OFF AND GONE. GET OUT. RIGHT NOW. ITS THE END OF YOU AND ME. ITS TOO LATE AND I CANT WAIT FOR U TO BE GONE. CUZ I KNOW… ABOUT HER … AND I WONDER

sacrifice & being nice. Why kindness is key. DO IT FOR THE DEEDS! 24.10.2021 32:18

In this episode samah thinks tia is a sociopath, does she EVER have a bad feeling bone in her bubu body? We discuss gifts that keep on giving- ad wont bloody stop! Samah chats about why kindness is a key part of deen- DO IT FOR THE DEED! tia back tracks on wanting more friends in life.

Samah reassuring herself for 21 mins straight whilst tia says yhhh to act like shes listening 01.08.2021 21:45

Part 2 from previous. Samah shites out some solid gems in this one. samah talks about how she is “so not the same person last year”

Caught a case of SAUDI RABIES! Cough cough 01.08.2021 12:45

WERE BLOODY BACK AND ON TRACK! The dua dream team once again come together to reconcile and discuss tia transition from student to … well basically another type of student AHAAAA. New action plans and lads holidays

ITS MAD... IM A GRAD! 24.06.2021 1:24

DO ONE I GOT A 2.1

BRACE FACE IS DEAD. Ft HORRID HENRYY 12.02.2021 15:22

Fiza tells us her life goals 2021 (kinda). Tia chats about her mood and how she feels overworked. Tias impressions too!

So far so good... building brain cells 26.01.2021 14:08

Evaluation if january... THE MONTH HAS GONE FAST... we discuss our islamic goals after being lectured by habib

2021 goals (spoiler alert: havent learnt our lesson from planning 2020) 28.12.2020 33:51

2021 goals and plans and just PTSD chat from 2020 ....

2020 REWIND... the plot, the predicament & the PTSD 28.12.2020 23:25

Well this was embarassing after re listening to our first 2020 podcast in february......wow *face palm*

WORLD AINT WORTH THE WORRY!!!!! 05.11.2020 10:20

Comfort zone is a killer!!!its just different. No bad vibes. Just ambition and we both dont want to leave 2020 as the same person. The world just aint worth the worry.

Tias tank engines ran out of fuel. SAMAH SAVES THE DAY! 24.10.2020 21:21

Moods have changed. Lifes gotten real. Not always pessimism but also not optimism..... confusing stage of life for tia and samah.

Samahs backs bleeding!!! Tias too!! 11.09.2020 1:38

Our cupping experience. R@ci$m is not tolerated in our podcast samah

Grattitudes’ the attitude! Lonely w/o the Lord! POSITIVE PODCAST YAYYYY 11.09.2020 21:31

POSITIVE OUTLOOK ON STARTING UNI. NEW GOALS AND WAYS TO IMPROVE OUR DEEN AND MINDSET. THIS ONES A GOOD ONE SAMAH!! . We talk about how we want to better our deen for uni, and also is piety equates to being prestige???

Tia is in danger! 27.08.2020 4:16

SOS. Samah save meh!! Ahhh cant hold it in- ive lost it in life- dont feel good :( give me sympathy, cry me a river!)