Don't call it a book club.

Dan pitches his new business idea (7:45 to skip). Man, these guys need to figure out some better uses for their magic abilities, right? AI libraries are overrated. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. The post Ninth House: Part One first appeared on Don't call it a book club. .

Time for the AI talk (6:42 to skip). Dan wants to stop the AI footpocalypse and Luke doesn’t want to get his hands dirty. Glurp glurp folks. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. The post Dungeon Crawler Carl: Part Two first appeared on Don't call it a book club. .

Horse or knockout, pick a side (13:00 to skip). Dan’s going all the way past the 18th floor with his nitro-blast (patent pending). We’ve once again found a reason why Millennials are the best. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. The post Dungeon Crawler Carl: Part One first appeared on Don't call it a book club. .

Bikers rights (11:00 to skip)! New worst power discussion incoming. Chocolate cake is not food and Dan’s theory takes flight. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. The post Fourth Wing: Part Three first appeared on Don't call it a book club. .

Dan wants recognition for his restaurant loyalty (11:25 to skip). Violet is taking the chosen one trope to a whole new level and is the absolute most special. Liam is the greatest and his power is unstoppable. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. The post Fourth Wing: Part Two first appeared on Don't call it a book club. .

No warm up, things are hot enough already. Worst dragon power of all time? Also, who is growing flowers specifically for this purpose? Power to the scribes and we need education reforms now. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. The post Fourth Wing: Part One first appeared on Don't call it a book club. .

Controversial opinion: watching sports is a lot more fun if you cheer for the team that’s going to win (8:00 to skip). Adolin is unstoppable and Kaladin deserves a big egg breakfast. Also are you worshipping a god named Tanner? Next week we’re starting Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. The post Wind and Truth: Part Four first appeared...

Luke and Dan are living on hard mode sometimes (9:00 to skip). Is it time to conquer Shinovar? Does Odium follow daylight savings time? Are we peeing in the pool? Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. The post Wind and Truth: Part Three first appeared on Don't call it a book club. .

The fellas tell you how to host a proper board game night (8:40 to skip). Shin society seems quite stable despite some uh… shaky foundations. Kaladin needs to teach me some dance lessons and Adolin is way too into cards! Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. The post Wind and Truth: Part Two first appeared on Don't call it a book club. .

Luke and Dan don’t want your gifts (12:13 to skip). Its been a while since the boys have thought about Roshar so there is definitely some catching up to do. Never let anyone pack your bag and never bully a national treasure. Finally, get some lawyers on this case. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. The post Wind and Truth: Part One first appeared on Don't call it a book cl...

Dan has another run in with a weird boi (9:35 to skip). Is everyone in the future a big dummy or did they do a big mass mental seal day off camera? Starship Earth rocks and I can’t wait to hear about the reunion in a couple millenia. Next week we’re starting Wind and Truth by Brandon Sanderson! Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. The post The Dark Forest: Part Three f...

Movie watch (9:34 to skip)! Luke and Dan are not impressed. Get wallbroken, nerds. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.

Happy new year folks, today we’re warming up with all things pie (10:15 to skip). Apparently, this is a hot take, but we’re coming out strongly by saying that imaginary girlfriends are in fact uncommon and a problem. Also, listen to hear our preliminary plans and tell us how great we would be at the Wallfacer project. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. The post The D...

This one’s for the couch potatoes. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. The post Three Body Problem: Season 1 first appeared on Don't call it a book club. .

Christmas movies and tree decorating, hear our tips for getting into the christmas spirit (10:00 to skip). The age old question about magical schools arises; are the students too lazy? Zorian joins the NRA, and the primordials seem like a little much. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. The post Mother of Learning: Part Three first appeared on Don't call it a book club. .

This may have become the most educated podcast you are listening to. Luke is making space for Defying Gravity (7:25 to skip). Zorian doesn't realize what he is asking these teachers to do for him. Which is more important, technique or just getting reps? Also what even is money? Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.

Dan is out $15 and he is not happy about it (12:50 to skip). This character definitely needs to level up, but mainly in the rizz department. How many cycles is it taking you to ask out your crush? How many cycles is it taking you to try flaming chainsaw juggling? Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. The post Mother of Learning: Part One first appeared on Don't call it a book club....

Time for some pop culture throwbacks to see where our thoughts were a few years ago (10:30 to skip). Using a falcon in your coming-of-age ritual is cheating and invisibility is a villain power. Whose joining us in the rail cart olympics? Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. The post The Gunslinger: Part Two first appeared on Don't call it a book club. .

Its finally getting cool (for one of the boys) and it is welcome (5:20 to skip). Luke is getting notes of Mad Max and Dan is tasting a hint of Fallout 3. Also, Stephen is one horny fella. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. The post The Gunslinger: Part One first appeared on Don't call it a book club. .

Dan is a Bezos fan (10:31 to skip)? Vampire rights incoming and Catholic priests are the original nerds. Also, listen to the medical experts when they say a bad case of being a vampire is going around. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. The post ‘Salem’s Lot: Part Three first appeared on Don't call it a book club. .

Do you think you can pull off a fedora? Send us a fit check (8:00 to skip). Critical question during vampire infestations, how many safe zones do you get? If you’re sharing pasta with your cat, at least have the decency to add some meatballs. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. The post ‘Salem’s Lot: Part Two first appeared on Don't call it a book club. .

Bigfoot hunters beware: Dan is not buying it (13:50 to skip). Luke and Dan feel the siren song of becoming weird conservative guys but they resist. Also please stop putting spoilers on the back of the book! The nature of evil has an origin and it is the word, “jahoobies”. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. The post ‘Salem’s Lot: Part One first appeared on Don't call...

It's movie time again! Turns out Luke and Dan are all in on movie theaters these days (9:20 to skip). Dan and Luke's outskirter tribe is doubling down on storytelling and reaping the benefits. Having a cool name is now critical, and the Steerswoman rules continue to be a little flexible. It's spooky season folks so next week we're starting our first Stephen King book, Salem's lot! Special thanks t...

Don’t mind the number of times we refer to the star in Orion’s armpit (4:53 to skip). Dan gets a theory in off rip and Luke is tired of these phonies pretending to be deep. Also quick tip: if you see a mysterious alien looking egg DO NOT TOUCH IT. Nine times out of ten it is going to result in a horrible death for you. However, that one remaining time it is a dragon egg. On second thou...

Luke’s got a new mic and a new gym routine (8:10 to skip). The Outskirts are lookin rough, but maybe this big party makes it all worth it. Are you guys keeping a watch when you go on backpacking trips? Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. The post Outskirter’s Secret: Part One first appeared on Don't call it a book club. .