Don’t Ask Me To Talk

Stacy’s birthday and St. Patrick’s happened and so did Eric’s tea brack finally (if you like dried fruit, write in for the recipe)! Stacy’s been watching  The White Lotus , but more interesting than the show is the discourse  around  the show. Meanwhile, Eric discovered  Orange is the New Black  as part of exploring his Cultural Blindspots (Pro Tip: skip the intro). After a very revealing BuzzFeed...

It’s here, Stacy’s birthday! And a new episode of DAMTT. From talk of walking pads and crafts to St. Patrick’s Day food and Eric’s plan to finally make tea brack it’s another full episode. Their Cultural Blind Spots lead them this week to Costco and Trader Joes as well as dark comedy. Finally, they tackle their best chore (the Wheel O’ Topics) by discussing their worst chores. Follow DAMTT on Face...

Lest you forget dear listener, it’s still Stacy’s birthday month so leave a birthday message at (475) 999-2726 or better yet, share this podcast with friends! This week Stacy and Eric go from scenic Sedona highways to the Vegas strip in zero to sixty which is about how fast James Bond went to camp in  Diamonds are Forever . In a DAMTT first, Stacy and Eric welcome a guest! Kevin P. Henry, an emplo...

This episode drops on the eve of Stacy’s birthday month which you can celebrate by sharing a birthday message at (475) 999-2726 (belated greetings for Eric also accepted). Stacy and Eric also discussed Eric’s frustration with customer service and car shopping, a Vera update, vision boards, good ideas, and crunchy water (AKA celery). This time Eric’s Cultural Blindspot is Terminator 1 & 2 which...

Stacy and Eric record over Zoom this week since Stacy is exploring vortexes in Sedona while dog sitting for her friend’s dog Vera. Eric shares some tips since his dog Gertie has made him an old pro! Eric watched  Conclave  and they both agree it deserves two thumbs up; Eric was especially impressed with the sets while Stacy mooned over Ralph Fiennes. Stacy’s talks about her most recent binge watch...

On this episode of #DAMTT Stacy is back from vacation in sunny Mexico and Eric is back from cleaning up a mess at the grocery store's bulk section! Follow DAMTT on Facebook and Instagram @dontaskmetotalk. Email us at asking@dontaskmetotalk.com Next time: Hero Or Sidekick. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info...

Since Stacy and Eric don’t talk about the state of the world on DAMTT, naturally the conversation turns to oatmeal - Eric loves it for breakfast while Stacy enjoys it (without the raisins) as a cookie. The health talk continues with the saga of the treadmill eight years in the making before turning to valentine’s day; is Eric a Valentine baby? While discussing their Cultural Blindspots, Stacy shar...

Stacy and Eric start the episode with some follow up from past episodes; but HOLD please, first they need to talk about Muzak, weepy dentist office music, the hunky-dancer-guy-with-a-dog movie, and fish tanks. They also workshop ideas for dentist office ceiling distractions and ponder why Oral B and not A? The episode is filled with convo bombs including Eleanor Rigby and Stitch as Elvis. Speaking...

DAMTT: Posters Stacy and Eric start the show by shamelessly pleading for listener engagement (shout out to A Nano Miss) before diving right into their segment Cultural Blindspots in which they talk about binge watching  Younger  and  Severance,  catching on to shows like  1680  and  Baby Reindeer  and the ridiculousness of Bond films like,  You Only Live Twice .   The only thing more ridiculous mi...

This episode begins with no introduction as Stacy’s only willing to commit to “ok” while Eric finds himself in the “in-between.” Today Herve Villechaize lives on, Stacy shares her word of the year (spoiler: something Beethoven would be proud of) and Eric talks Stacy off the edge about a 21yo coworker not knowing Bob Dylan. He also makes a potentially controversial statement about the mustache spor...

Once upon a time we didn’t think we were going to make it past the year 2000, yet here we are! Eric’s resolution is toothy, and Stacy’s word of the year is TBD. To celebrate the new year Eric hung out with the young and sexy people while Stacy worked leaving her feeling old and grouchy. To help with their collective goal of reading, Stacy and Eric take a very scientific Buzzfeed quiz which ends as...

The Convo Kids are on a break this week so to tide you over until next week we bring you an encore of a Stacy Connects episode you might have missed when it first dropped. This episode is essentially a mash up of Don’t Ask Me to Talk (DAMTT) and STACY CONNECTS. It starts with the story of Coal versus a bobcat in which Coal loses 4 lives at once. Stacy’s -Ism is about curiosity, while Eric shares o...

DAMTT: Two Lies and a Truth (or is it the other way? ) On this Boxing Day and Crystymas edition of DAMTT, the Convo Kids take you on a journey through topics that include (but are not limited to) The Holidays and their aftermath, Stacy's Christmas movie marathon, what's more depressing Charlie Brown's Christmas or Black Mirror? Peanut Butter Buckeyes and so much more. Then today's topic from the w...

DAMTT: Cereal Talk Although Stacy and Eric are stocking-deep in trees, lights and gingerbread, they still found time to discuss their wrapping skills, The Fabulous Thunderbirds, the virtues of a gift bag, favorite stocking stuffers, Trader Joe’s three buck chuck and Charles Shaw. They also share the results of Juicy People from the last episode (Stacy won hands down). While talking cereal, they re...

Stacy broke her wee wee piggy toe but still made it to record so she and Eric could talk about mice, broken body parts, the Winklevoss twins, BINGO (the game, the app, the lifestyle), being hip to the scene, Decembeard, Eric’s undercooked turkey, holiday activities, trees, Halcyon versus salad days, stoopid toys (including Eric’s hot take on the most overrated toy), being a slave to the wheel and...

How do you prefer “living” your life, as fiction or nonfiction? Eric uses fictional Ozempic in accordance with his non-fiction finances. Other conversational tangents include makeup trends, the lifespans of various generations, disco naps, the fine falsetto of the Bee Gees, Emily Heller (no relation), passwords, of note holidays like Bathtub Party Day and Pawnbrokers Day, and the quaint system tha...

I’ll bet you think this episode is about vanity and it is, sort of, eventually, at the very end when Eric and Stacy talk about whether they’d consider cosmetic surgery and which type. But first, it’s “giving” Thanksgiving. DAMTT is like a traditional Thanksgiving dinner – the meat of it is the least of it; it’s all about the interesting sides and flavors that get layered on that make it memorable....

Stacy and Eric slide into memories of sprinklers and shady water fountains before slipping into embarrassing tales of things our parents say. The talk about gingerbread cookies starts out sweet and quickly gets spicy with talk of the gingerbread Busty Bait House and other strip club adventures. Stacy suggests pranking listeners by switching the topic from Pranks to Three Dames for Dinner (a follow...

Stacy and Eric don’t even make it through the intro before they go off on a tangent about tangents. Did you know drummers get the short (drum)stick when it comes to royalties? That would push our buttons and not just on Natl. Button Day! Stacy and Eric get kind of Goofy talking about Mickey Mouse, old socks, and cider before discussing who they’d invite to a dinner party. Since both pick all men,...

Stacy’s back in time for the election making her miss the vaping Tahitian hottie with his straw bag even more. Meanwhile, did you know many desserts in the UK are called “puddings?” Eric did! Can eyes have diabetes? Where in the world is peanut butter NOT a thing? Is Eric a stout man? Who was Sadie Hawkins and why did Eric sew his own pants for a dance? And finally, does birth order define us? Fol...

Radio or not here we come again! Stacy didn’t watch  Shawn of the Dead  yet, but she did watch  The Prince and Me  which did not impress Eric. The show is especially all over the place today which tracks since it’s the last day to celebrate ADHD Awareness Month. While Election Day is WAY more important than Plan Your Epitaph Day, only one made it on the Wheel O’ Topics. Speaking of topics, horseba...

Stacy got her nails done and her groove on with “oldies” reimagined by Muzak and Eric pre-functions for Halloween by continuing his foray into Zombieland vis a vis George Romero’s world of Zombie movies. Be aware of kangaroos, black cats, and kids with nothing to do on Mischief Night. Stacy will mention Annie in EVERY conversation about music, while Eric once again proves his musical depth pulling...

Stacy was willing to go all the way to Canada to get Mars for Eric, that’s friendship. Speaking of candy, is there a candy podcast category since in every episode of DAMTT Stacy and Eric discuss candy?! Have you seen Shawn of the Dead? Do you know about the Swallows of San Juan Capistrano? And would you rather…a cook, a housecleaner, or a driver? Follow DAMTT on Facebook and Instagram @dontaskmeto...

Eric found his best descriptor yet for DAMTT; we’re conversational off-roaders! Where else do the stories go from snorkeling in Tahiti (and reenacting Kim Kardashian’s iconic diamond earring debacle) to Taking Your Parents to Lunch with everything from Soul Coughing, Korean Tapas, a special font for sarcasm (Comic Sans?), corn, handbags, Yom Kippur, African Penguin Awareness, M&M’s, and Columb...

Eric went to jail. But first he visited his sister whose house is cold, bought a base layer from Ross in SF, saw the band Pulp, and walked a distance to get on a boat to Alcatraz. Meanwhile, Stacy visited some local trolls and avoided jail time. Today’s randomness includes talk of Taco Day not being on a Tuesday, how many people it takes to change a lightbulb for Change a Light Day, Fluffernutter...