Donkey Shane

Mortitz Lenzen answers the big questions: How do you say "Blue B---ls" in German? Does Hanseln mean to bully? If he had to pick one, would he rather do German or English comedy? We play INSULT or COMPLIMENT with German words and Mortiz tries American snacks!

Patrik almost fought two kids on the way to this podcast. Do people actually say Muckibude or Multi Culti? Tito got a visa! Patrik explains why Balkan people study Slavic in Vienna. Plus a killer Vienna vs. US slang quiz!

We decode and rate bathroom signs, talk teaching, do a financial German quiz, translate Barenaked Ladies, and the word of the day stumps both Tito and Terence. Just the three of us!

"Paul Jacobs" Seiringer tells us about his Diabetes, Terence ran the Berlin Marathon with one lung, we talk about the Texas German dialect (it's real!), we guess movies from the German tiles and end with a VOCAB QUIZ!

Muckibude is the word of the week, we cover train cancellation vocab, how to ask about air conditioning and we do a song and a VOCAB QUIZ!

Terence eats Vienna street sushi, the gang discusses Seehöhe (not Meerhöhe), break down accents by sexiness (once and for all) and work on a B1 practice exam.

Marina slept here for a week! We talk about the Berlin wall, Michelle Pfeiffer, and German rhymes, plus we do a speaking activity where we plan a trip to Köln for Fasching!

Marina has no patience for our mistakes, but we also chat about Celsius vs Fahrenheit, the 23rd district, and the Meidling L! FIRST GUEST OF SEASON 2!!!

That's a mullet! Vorne Kurz Hinten Lang. Is it Nachgedacht or Nackt gedacht? We sing about it. And Tito and Terence do impromptu presentations!

We dissect a sign Terence found in the wild, take a lesson in Passive sentence construction, plus gather opinions on nudity, theater, and the difference between Ruhig, Leise, und Still

What's the difference between a pancake and a palatschinken? Can we bring "sport" back? How do you write an email without sounding stupid? ALSO WE SING A SONG AT THE END!!

Verb pictionary and a B1 reading exercise! Do Tito and Terence have what it takes to pass the B1 reading section by reading an email?

Prepping for B1 exam writing and reading parts! Plus a great story from Tito about dinner, an update on Jacob's Croatian and a bunch of songs and voices.

Tito and Terence try to write an email to prep for the B1 exam! The gang discusses their fandoms! Sorry the sound was bad! It is fixed for next week's episode.

Tito and Terence do a B1 level exam. Also the gang reviews relative sentences and sings two bad songs!

Jacob does all the Simpsons voices, we write a song to remember the dative and accusative prepositions, and we tackle adjective endings.

Tito bought more VHS tapes, we learn the "easy" ways to determine adjective endings and case, and we sing the Dative prepositions to the tune of "I Want it That Way" Topics: Adjective endings Dative vs. Genitive Case Conjunctions (Weil, Dass, Wann)

Making friends with Austrians is hard, but so are prepositions. Topics: Weil, Dass, Wenn, Wann, Als, Seit and other conjunction words Prepositions with Dative and Akkusative Bleib Gold Pferdbub!

Do Austrians know the difference between fun and funny? Does Tito have a VHS problem? Can Modal verbs help you sound like a not-idiot?  Topics covered: Adjective endings Modal verbs

Jacob hammers home the three basic tenses! Tito and Terence barely understand! I wanna speak to the Werden! Topics: Present tense Past Simple with Haben Future Tense with Werden

Tito and Terence embark on their journey to B1 with the help of their teacher Jacob! Topics: Introducing yourself Accusative Nominative Genetive Dativ “W” questions

Is comedy in Germany exploding? Is German too exact to be funny? How does a Hamburger end up in Vienna? Are “Austrian cellar” jokes officially hack? Follow Jelle on IG! @jelle-stolze

In this VERY SPECIAL episode, John Smile convinced Terence and Tito Perez to try comedy in German for the first time. They talk before and after the show and we have even included some of the jokes they told in German!  Follow @iamjohnsmile and @titoperezofficial on IG! 

Do people in Alabama know where Austria is? Do Austrians have cars? How does the chaotic vibe-based bus schedule of Lisbon feel to the Austrian mind? Why does David only perform in English? Where will he travel to next? PLUS: We learn David's favorite Austrian idiom. Follow @davidhoenninger on IG!

Is Isizulu a click language or a language with clicks? How do you teach an African language in a European context? What are the top 5 languages according to a linguist? PLUS: Why does Terence have a thing for tennis?