Domesticated Savages

In this episode, Jake invites onto the podcast a couple rookies and a fellow salty dog. Fits and Jeremy couldn't make it out but no worries, we found some suitable replacements. Jake picks the brains of the young guys to see the differences between civilian life and police life. They talk about the mindset and experiences that have shaped them as they start their careers. Kyle tells a story from h...

This episode has some fun stories and reverie from the Savages. Topics included: - Personal stories of going to Vegas and sinning. - Teenagers in Vegas kill a fellow classmate in a fisticuffs brawl. They didn't honor the 1v1. - Some stories of fistfights during our youths. - Take an enforcer to your fights to protect you back... and to make you cookies when you lose. - Boxing matches to squash...

This episode sees the Savages bring back Nick from Sharps Bros. He's the Canadian who makes guns. WEEEEEIRD!!! Nick shares some of his new inventions with us. Stuff that goes "pew pew" and "stab stab". Description of some topics included: - Would you kill to save your kid? - OnlyFans feet pics to earn money for more guns. - Nick is propositioned by the guys to make them som...

The boys are back in town for this episode. We get down by telling stories right out of the shute. In this episode we have: - FNGs and pervies trying to get a glimpse of some nip action, good or bad. - Monster hunters continue their search for Nessie! We also talk Marco Polo, dinosaurs and giants (oh my!) - A Vermont man that unleashes his GTA skills to evade law enforcement - An encounter with a...

We invite our buddy, Special-K onto the podcast. Kris has stories for days and he shares a bunch with us on this episode. We start off by telling a couple national stories. - Landscapers mistaking a dead body for a training dummy. - Nuns using Nun-Fu and Nun-chucks to fight off vandals and thieves. - Crazy dudes eating pancakes in the middle of the road. Kris tells stories from his time in jail......

All of the Savages make it onto this episode of the podcast. We start this one off by talking about Halloween traditions and the differences we've seen throughout the years, especially how our experiences differ from our children's experiences now days. We stray into tangent central and go off the rails for a long period of time (what's new there?) Tangents included: Japanese Mafias Getting razor...

In this episode, the Savages pay homage to the Marines and Veterans everywhere by telling stories about Marine life. We celebrate Veterans day and the Marine Corps birthday. We bring on "The Coach" Robert, a US Marine turned rocket scientist (I know... not compatible), on the podcast. Robert is an actual rocket scientist who builds shit that travels into orbit... crazy! He's also a huge conspiracy...

We have Nicole back on the podcast and she doesn't have to worry about any toe sucking this time! She also gives us an update on her transition!  2 Las Vegas teens are charged with murder and attempted murder in a stolen vehicle A mother kills her 2 daughters to prevent them from going to their dad during a nasty divorce. We also go down the rabbit hole of "Inmate Tags" and the death...

Another day another guest on the podcast! Today we've got Gavin on the mic and he brings the heat! This is an awesome episode with laughs, some cries and of course, Gavin's rookie stories!   Joce tells a national tale of a Florida Man who tries to Christopher Columbus the Atlantic in his home built apparatus yet is shut down by the fearless Coast Guard... (Give me a break)   We then jump i...

We have another special guest on this episode. Steve finally visits the Savage Cave and tells us some stories! To be fair (to be faaaaaair), Steve came up several weeks ago, and for whatever reason, Fits did something and the episode never recorded. So, we kidnapped Steve and had him do it all over again! On this special guest episode we talk about Jocey Wine-y hands and the purpose for men having...

We present to you round 3 of conspiracies! Unfortunately, one of the Brothers (Allen) wasn't able to come up, so it's up to Dave to hold down the fort and tell us all about the aliens.  We break down interesting events such as: - Incident 40 (Project Grudge) - The Phoenix Lights incident of 1997 - Roswell - Area 51 - The Philadelphia Experiment But, as you know, we don't let a topic hamper us in o...

Josh's mom called and he had to go home, but the Savages kept recording because we're grown ass men and we do what we want! We keep the party going and the laughs steady. - We talk about a story of people getting stuck upside down on a ride for several hours. - The US Army refusing to pay benefits for the death of a soldier. - Fits gets redeemed for his rookie story about the Indoor Clean Air Act...

As we melt through the summer, we bring a super fun episode with a special guest: Josh! He's a fellow cop with the Savages and also serves in the United States Army. This is a fun episode filled with hilariously gross stories and, we wrap things up an amazing Savage of the Week! - Josh tells us all about his exploits as a cop in various agencies and as a 20-year US Army Soldier. He also tells us a...

We've got the whole gang back together, and as expected, we go off the rails on this one! Jake and Joce start off this shit sandwich by telling us about their "upside down pineapple" adventures.  We roll right into National Stories where Fits regales us of lottery winners, we give tips for fighting off bears, a judge having special meetings with prosecutors in their "chambers", and Jeremy tells us...

Macho Man Jake makes an appearance on the podcast! We tell a story from Mexico of a stabby jealous lover. Then, we visit Michigan Bill who might be one of Macho Man's opponents... Actually, it's a new bill proposed by the state of Michigan to recuperate money if/when a new officer leaves to go to a different agency. We find out that Georgia has really pigeonholed themselves into what kind...

In this episode of the Domesticated Savages podcast we try to keep the train on the rails for a hot minute but fail spectacularly! Within no time we're talking about Bee Lives Matter protesters, Prison Vampires, Healing Crystals, The numeric levels of power attained by witches, The benefits of a medical ass blasting, Going on naked campouts with Jeremy's uncle, and a whole lot more. Tales...

In this episode of the podcast we have some phenomenal stories for you. We start off by telling some stories from Florida and Georgia. We discuss the new law in Florida and how if you mess around with little kids, you'll find out with the death penalty. We talk about the pedo village in Florida that serves as a haven for segzual offenders... (WTF?!?!) We discuss the new laws going into effect that...

This episode of the Domesticated Savages has a grip of stories for you to enjoy. First, we tell a story of Cedar the goat and how he met his demise. We then introduce you to the story of Mrs. Han(d)cock and her devious machinations. (You'll see what I did there) That leads us to our Tales from dem Skreets: - An introduction to the Savage Daddy concept - Silly kids with bling belt buckles - A naked...

In this episode we talk about some crazy stuff that will prove to you fact is stranger than fiction. We have Justin back on and he tells us some homicide stories which will certainly produce nightmares... I know those experiences haunt my dreams. We also talk about: - A crazy guy who tries to open an airplane door mid-flight - Some of our work stories about suicides (building jumpers) - A story ab...

In today's episode we bring back a retired OG of the department, Justin! This man has stories for days. He has so many that we already have plans to bring him back for more episodes. Justin's stories include: - Naked warrant services with a dude's junk swinging in the breeze - Sex swings - Swinging on backyard gates (lots of swings, apparently) while chasing a crazy Samurai We also tell some other...

In this episode, the Savages go off the rails on the crazy train! So many crazy topics that will have your head spinning. Weird stuff galore, as we discuss things such as: - A Florida pair arrested for filming sexual acts with their dog - Someone passing Flipper's skull through airport security and is caught by TSA - Fits: The zoologist/marine biologist/troglodyte - Fits catches a Beast-Master......

On this episode of the Savages, we tell some stories from the land of the Blitzkrieg and find out those crazy Germans might be housing Doctor Frankenstein. We also investigate a mysterious man overboard from a cruise ship and ruminate on how long Fits would survive if such a scenario befell him (spoiler, not very). We introduce a new segment: Just the Tip and share our tips on life... life hacks,...

In this episode the Savages bring on the new addition to the podcast (Mort) and find that, apparently, the 2nd chair has character which seems to be passed on from the former bearer. Fits shares some news stories and the crew weighs in on the ridiculousness of it all. The Savages dole out some stories from them skreets, including:  - A story with some fun adult novelties and a jacuzzi - A gen...

We start 2023 off with a bang and a brand new season of Domesticated Savages! Unfortunately, we also start off with some bad news regarding Jeremy being fired from the Savages. However, this opens up a position on the podcast, so keep an eye out for an application opportunity if you want to join our team! In this episode we relate a ridiculous story about a man and his adult sized relationship dol...

Savage Squad, we bring to you a very interesting episode where we bring in one of our dispatchers, Derek, to tell us what it's like being on the other side of the radio. He tells us some rookie stories and the Savages discuss some misconceptions between dispatchers and police! This is an interesting episode with advice on what types of objects were not designed to be inserted into the human body a...