Domestic Don

The Don goes on vacation with his family to the mountains.  He's a horrible skier, a worse drinkers, and a lousy human.  But at least it was Valentine's Day weekend with no love lost.  

The Don has a run in with a leaf blower wielding biker, talks about his obsession with a member of Congress, and women with puffy body parts.  He's all in on this episode.  Enjoy.  

The Don discusses getting another job, California snow hysteria, and people who pay with change.  Get in line for your anal Covid swab.  You'll need it after listening to this disaster.  

The Don is on no sleep, no sleep at all.  He talks about his new gig, how to "brand" himself, and why someone would steal cinderblocks.  It's important and he seeks change.  

The Don talks about another Karen, people who have too many bumper stickers, and why women are still protected.  Go down with the ship with him on this episode.  

The Don recaps the holidays, his newfound attempt to stay sober, and his want to befriend an albino.  He's making this journey for everyone.    

The Don gets personal on this one.  He talks about taking a break from alcohol, describes a near accident with a witch in a Honda, and how the Hannukah horror movie genre is widely misrepresented.  It's a merry time.  

The Don meets a Karen in this episode.  It goes south.  Due south.  And something about shooting birds as a child and mall Santa's against gun rights.  It's a cheery one.  Eat an eggnog burger and enjoy.  

The Don details his Thanksgiving trip to Tahoe with family.  He rails on about expensive burgers, being cheap, and Patagonia people.  Happy Holidays!

The Don gets festive on this one while talking about eating stuffing through masks, unaware pedestrians, and "gurus" as self-absorbed shills.  It's a dandy.  Happy holidays! 

The Don talks the state of the new lockdown, making a fantastic chili, and weird people with pets on their laps.  Plus parrots.  Happy Thanksgiving.  

The Don gets patriotic with this one, discussing how we are all heroes, not being able to get girls in high school, and how people are upset with the lack of potatoes at fast food restaurants.  It goes deep.  Take a listen. 

The Don gets a little political on this one but he doesn't know anything about politics.  Plus Halloween PVC tube trick or treating, why daylights savings time is a farce, and other fun barbs.   

Happy Halloween!  Nice and positive episode where the Don talk about pissing in a bottle, California woes and Sunday brunches.  It's fantastic.  

The Don went to the pumpkin patch with his family.  It didn't go well.  Plus he talks about Teen Wolf and his first boner.  Listen up.  

The Don explores topics like Elvira, American's obsession with food, and heroism for doing your job.  

The Don goes deep on this one: 80s movies being the best, the plight of current Hollywood, and something about being canceled.  Wooo pig!!!!  

It's another shit show of love and support for me.  

I had a physical.  It didn't go well.  I'm probably dying but more angry about being duped.  

Come down the trail with me into a pit of positive outlook and mental awareness.  

I'm 42 years old today and shed light on the fire state, softball players, and why there's so much baby oil in ruined porn.    

Another fun talk about being an asshole and idiot.  

Camping in California glory.