Bailey MacKenzie & Chelsea Sawyer

Does This Make My Ash Look Big?

Comedy EN ↓ 39 episodes

"Does This Make My Ash Look Big?" is a lighthearted and comical podcast where hosts explore all things cremation and post-mortem wishes with a twist. Occasionally special guests join in on the fun to share their unique and often funny thoughts on where they'd like their ashes spread, while diving into random topics from body and organ donation to dating, outdoor activities, and favorite travel destinations. With plenty of humor, personal stories, and a weekly unanswerable question, this podcast is a quirky and fun way to rethink how we approach life... and death. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...

Author

Bailey MacKenzie & Chelsea Sawyer

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

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Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

He Scattered Grandma's Ashes at Coachella.....Major Irk, Part 2 26.06.2025

In this continuation of last week’s episode, we dive back into the world of icks and red flags; the little things people do that make us run away. We discuss oddly specific turn-offs and unpack the things that either give us life or send us running. It’s all judgment, laughs, and maybe a little self-reflection. Cremation talk takes a backseat in this one, but don’t worry, the ashes are never far f...

He Scattered Grandma's Ashes at Coachella.....Major Ick 19.06.2025

We kick things off with ashes and authority, diving into where you definitely shouldn’t scatter cremains (no matter how good the view is). From Disney rides to protected lands, we talk about the strange, strict, and sometimes surprising rules around ash dumping. It’s educational… in a “please don’t get arrested” kind of way. Continue listening for a break down of the red flags, green flags, and th...

Ashholes with Poles 12.06.2025

In this reel-y special episode, we welcome Chelsea’s brother James to the pod! We dive into the bizarre world of turning cremains into fish food and bait—because why not haunt the lake and the bass? We swap fish stories, talk about the ethics (or lack thereof) of feeding Grandpa to a trout, and then switch gears to a nostalgia-fueled throwback of '90s movies and TV shows we wish we could revive. I...

Gushers, Tamagotchis, and Tattooing Cremains 05.06.2025

In this episode of Does This Make My Ash Look Big? , we’re diving deep into two things that leave a lasting impression—90s nostalgia and permanent body art made from cremains. We talk about the rising trend of tattooing a loved one’s ashes into your skin. Is it beautiful, creepy, or both? You decide. Then we switch gears to talk about all the things from the 90s and early 2000s we miss; can we inc...

Slapshots and Sudsy Send-Offs 03.04.2025

In this episode, we bring Mom and Dad in to lace up our skates and slide into a conversation about hockey husbands, water cremation, and the oddly specific logistics of post-mortem wishes. What happens when you want your ashes spread on a mountaintop, but your loved ones are not about that uphill life? Could a well-placed cannon blast get the job done? We explore the possibilities of airborne ash...

We're Harvesting Brains and Cutting Our Arms Off 27.03.2025

This week on Does This Make My Ash Look Big? , we chat about the harrowing brain harvesting operation in Bucksport, Maine, and why did it stop at brains? Then, things take a dramatic turn as we discuss the very real possibility of losing our hands in a hostage situation. How would we adapt? Would we get cool bionic hands or just learn to work with stumps? How many friends would we lose? So many qu...

Shamrocks, Shenanigans, and Sprouting from the Dead 20.03.2025

In this episode we explore the green side of going out — from turning ashes into trees to getting shamrocked on St. Patrick's Day. Ever wondered if becoming a tree is the ultimate "going green"? Or if drunk leprechauns would even notice a tree growing from your urn? We dig into the logistics of life after cremation and St. Paddy's party shenanigans. Grab a Guinness, brace for bad puns, and join us...

Put Us in a Glass Coffin so The World Can See Us Holding Hands 13.03.2025

This week, we’re joined by Chelsea’s brother for a wild ride through post-mortem possibilities—because why just settle for cremation when you can be displayed in a glass coffin or frozen for future generations? We debate the pros and cons of being cryogenically frozen (is it science or just wishful thinking?) and the undeniable power move of having a statue erected in THE parklet. We also get Just...

Cosmos and Cremation: A Winning Combination 06.03.2025

In the sixth episode of Does This Make My Ash Look Big? , Bailey and Chelsea are joined by their friends Holly and Morgan for a laugh-out-loud conversation about post-mortem wishes that’s equal parts hilarious and oddly heartwarming. The crew dives into how Holly and Morgan want their bodies handled—with some unexpected and amusing twists—while also dishing on the art of acting and the origins of...

Cremation Fireworks and the Gravestone Hustle: Death but Make it Chaotic, with Sara and Matthew 03.03.2025

In this episode of Does This Make My Ash Look Big? , we’re joined by not one, but TWO special guests for a hilariously morbid deep dive into all things death and beyond. One of our guests owns a monument shop, so naturally, we grill them on the wildest headstone requests they’ve received and what it’s like to sell eternal real estate. Of course, we also chat about their post-mortem wishes—because...

Cremate Me, Bury Me, But Don't Make Me Relive My Teen Years with Morgan and Sean 20.02.2025

In this episode of Does This Make My Ash Look Big? , we dive into the age-old debate: burial or cremation? We break down the options (without breaking the bank) and chat with special guests about their post-mortem wishes—because planning your final send-off is way more fun than it sounds. Then, just when you thought things couldn’t get more uncomfortable, we take a detour into the most awkward yea...

Cremation Station: Next Stop, Anywhere but Here 13.02.2025

In this thought-provoking (and maybe slightly morbid) episode, we dive into what happens to the body after death—beyond just the traditional burial. From the fiery finale of cremation to the scientific legacy of body donation and the eerie artistry of plastination, we explore the many ways a body can live on. Plus, for those who dream of a final journey, we talk about unique travel destinations fo...

Take My Kidney, Toast My Body, and Toss Me Off a Mountain 06.02.2025

In this episode, we explore cremation, organ donation, and the outdoor activities we all pretend to enjoy. We break down facts about organ donation, ask a burning question about cremation, and dive into all the so-called "fun" outdoor activities that are only tolerable when alcohol is involved. As always, stick around until the end for our unanswerable question of the week! Hosted on Acast. See ac...

Dating While Dealing with Ashes 01.02.2025

****Please bear with us as we navigate the first few episodes of our podcast; we are still learning!**** A mix of personal storytelling and deep, sometimes uncomfortable topics like cremation creates a unique dynamic. A way of discussing life and death while still navigating the funny, awkward moments that come with modern dating. It’s like looking at life from both the big picture and the everyda...

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