Doctor Who: The Pharos Project Podcast

We take our last look at a classic Who story for a while as Mr Chris pokes The Ice Warriors at us. Time to get our Troughton.

Desperate for human contact during lockdown, the Projecteers resort to an examination of the final days of Sweaty Ron, as detailed in "Warriors of the Deep".

In a failed experiment to reverse the polarity of the pootron flow emanating from Little Pete's cack encrusted mitts, we've ended up  having to watch Delta and the Bannermen. 

To conclude our trilogy of lockdown themed episodes (yes, that was always the intention and not something we only just noticed) we look at the 1977 Tom Baker classic, Horror of Fang Rock.

Once more the Projecteers return, unedited and poorly recorded. We may be confined, but we take solace in the fact that we are not being menaced by red cauliflower footballs, kicked over the fence into the lady garden of evil. Unlike that lot in Terror of the Vervoids.

It's our 10th anniversary and everyone is on lockdown, so as we had bugger all else to do, here's a new episode. Sorry its Paradise Towers, blame Little Pete. 

This episode we are joined by Mr Other Chris as we pay tribute to the great Rutger Hauer and review 1992's Split Second. 

Hello again. It's that time of year when we muck out Pete's cage, so while he's out, might as well record something.  This time we've been forced into watching a musical by a supposed friend and a small dog. Fear not, as we barely manage to get around to it and by the time we do Paul is way to drunk to care. Ladies and Gentlemen, Grease.

In this episode, we gaze long into an abyss. The abyss gazes back for a bit, but finding nothing of interest, soon goes back to watching Bake Off. It's "The Void" from 2016.

This episode, we are joined by Mr. Other Chris from The Eleventh Hour Podcast, as we talk about the right load of old cobblers that is Michael Mann's "The Keep".

Put on your posh clobber and get the beers in, it's anniversary time again! This time we celebrate the 25th anniversary of "Last Action Hero". Sorry about the slight audio problems towards the end, we tried to clean it up as best we could.

In this episode, we talk around the 1998 movie "Godzilla".

Miss Natalie joins us as we talk about "Attack the Block"

In the Cursed Earth where the mutants dwell, there is no law just a living hell. Anyway, enough about Norfolk. On this episode we talk about "Dredd". Also, some bloke cuts the grass. Email: pharoproject@yahoo.com Twitter: twitter.com/pharosproject Facebook: The Pharos Project Group Page  

All aboard the 2:21 from Pharos Towers! Please be sure to keep your belongings with you at all times and try not to feed the wolfmen. This episode, we look at 2015's "Howl".

The apocalypse is upon us as giant monsters rise from the depths to crush our cities. Our only hope is to create giant robots to beat them off. No, not one of Pete's "special films", but Guillermo Del Toro's "Pacific Rim".

"At the end of March 2018, the Projecteers returned to talk all things Mad Max Fury Road. Nobody knew where they came from or where they went afterwards, but the smell lingered for weeks". - The First History Man

This week. We almost catch up with series 10 as we review Empress of Mars and The Eaters of Light. Email: pharosproject@yahoo.com Twitter: @PharosProject  

This week. Bill enjoys a cup of piping hot steam with her mum, Nodule becomes increasingly superfluous and the Doctor gets fake shot up his sparkle bracket. It's our review of "The Lie of the Land". Email us pharosproject@yahoo.com Tweet us @PharosProject Or think really hard about someone you don't know sending us a message, we'll get it.

This week. Nardole gets something nasty up him, Bill is once again cock blocked and The Doctor is confounded by a Fisher Price toy. It's our review of "The Pyramid at the End of the World". Email us pharosproject@yahoo.com Tweet us @pharosproject or just vent your toxic missives, safely into the atmosphere. We'll sense them.

This week. Nardole sticks his hand somewhere he really shouldn't, Bill gets cock blocked by the pontiff and the Doctor considers a subscription to Audible. Email us pharosproject@yahoo.com Tweet us @pharosproject or beat out your message in morse code, on a fish made entirely from mushrooms. Chris will receive it.

This week. One of Bill's costumes finally tries to kill her, Nardole lets slip that he copped off with the short one from Scooby-Doo and the Doctor is blinded by the requirements of the next episode. Take a deep breath, it's our review of "Oxygen". Email us pharosproject@yahoo.com Tweet us @PharosProject or whisper into a dog's anus, Peter will hear it.

This week. Bill gets new digs, The Doctor forgets how the sonic screwdriver works and everyone is under threat from David Suchet's knockers. It's our review of "Knock Knock". Send your thoughts on the new series in text or audio to pharosproject@yahoo.com Tweet us @PharosProject or shout into an empty pint glass, we'll hear it.

Reassuringly late, it's our review of "Thin Ice". 

Continuing our tradition of giving you last week's show this week, we present our review of "Smile". Still some technicals. but they are less than before.  Email and leave messages, audio comments, and other stuff at pharosproject@yahoo.com Cheers.