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Avery McClure joins Carly and Victor to chat about his thing this week which is The Great British Bake Off. If you’d like to know Avery’s favorite desserts, his thoughts on health insurance, contestant archetypes, and his least favorite country (it will surprise you, trust), then listen/watch this episode!!

Carly and Victor examine what it’s like to move to a new space and have hard conversations all the while appropriately writing a Christmas list with respect and honor toward the asker of said list.

This week a new hot waiter has joined the team at SUR. Sammie Mayti steps onto the dance floor and busts a move conversationally with your favorite hosts. And honey, he’s serving down boots. DANCING BOOTS! BOOM! The gang chats about Dancing With The Stars, Flavor Flav, Vanderpump Rules, and the dastardly psychology of a reality TV Star. Listen to the end to hear, Sammie give his best advice for fa...

Carly and Victor chat about The Wizard of Oz, Wicked the book, Wicked the movie, and wicked the stage play. Carly gave birth to a giant dog and recounts her time as Aunty Em. As a San Diegan, Carly drops a bomb about burritos. Also, your favorite hosts field a jaw dropping Listener Thing and criticize the Mormon Church.

On this special holiday week re-release episode, Carly and Victor host the brilliant Richard Perez for an intimate examination of their recent crush, hemorrhoids, Governor J.B. Pritzker, the grapefruit method, and the name Tyler. Originally released 8/12/25

Carly and Victor wax poetic about horses and the feeling of pride. Saddle up to hear about Carly’s Dad’s Surprise party, the evolution of horses: where they were, where they are, and where they soon will be. If you have something to be proud about or a horseback to ride, gallop over and hit play. This week, your favorite hosts take on hearing what YOUR things are via voice memo! FUN!

On this week’s episode, Carly and Victor are joined by none other than Do Tell IT Girl and Thing Wizard Stuart Hicar! Among his many things explored are the Denver Nuggets, midday visits to the driving range, matinees at the movies, true crime documentaries, and ultimately, becoming a working actor. Plus: Squidward, Groot, MoviePass, Ashton Kutcher’s investing app, dumbass cops, and Hollywood’s gr...

In this very special episode of Do Tell, Carly and Victor's dear friends Tilda St. Clair (Samantha Scissor) and Sandra Bart (Messica) take over the podcast to promote their new movie.

On this episode of Do Tell, Carly and Victor discuss protecting your skin from the sun, your partner smelling like corn chips in bed, diamond-encrusted wired headphones, and who Taylor Swift should have pwn’d instead of Charli XCX, before diving into their things: the vital pursuit of quality sleep and Isaac Asimov’s science fiction short story The Last Question.

This week on the pod, Carly walks Victor through the magic and mystery of the menstrual cycle’s phases, and then Victor walks Carly through his emotional response to each individual track on Taylor Swift’s The Life of a Showgirl. Plus, impulse ear piercings, TSA precheck, Winnie the Pooh, whispers of a Christmas list, and Crest White Strips gifted from mom.

On this week’s episode, Carly and Victor welcome actor, writer, TikTok favorite Mackenzie Barmen to take the students of the pod down a scientific conspiracy worm hole, including 3I/ATLAS, the death of the dinosaurs, and celebrity reptilians Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. They also workshop their Hermione Granger and Keira Knightley impressions, send love to Scrap from Ice Age, reminisce about perf...

In this week's episode, Carly and Victor discuss finance guys, the weakness and sensitivity of blue eyes, free massages, megachurches, dadadadada, before diving into the teachings of Jesus Christ and Carly's past as a corporate girly.

Carly and Victor welcome theatrical triple threat Matthew Scott Montgomery for a breakdown of his thing right now: Slavik pop star Adéla. They also discuss and demonstrate various accents, their dream Coachella headliners dead or alive, full frontal theater, listening to ABBA when you’re sad, and Nonna Grande (RIP).

Carly and Victor discuss work trips, the trolley song, skibidi toilet, tumblr soft core p*rn, Renée Zellweger mix-ups, and gay guys back in the day, before breaking down the psychical stylings of Sylvia Browne and the phraseological impact of Jerry Maguire.

This week Carly and Victor chat with writer and performer Tim Murray about NSYNC choreo, puffins (derogatory), things straight men say to one another, tree-themed musicals, and Tim's genius signature ice breaker: What are your three favorite American cities you've never lived in?

On this week's episode, Carly and Victor discuss middle school talent show dance routines, french butter gifting, freakier friday, how to vision board (victor's version), the importance of having a funny pilot, and best practices for effective public speaking, all while Victor's neighbor actively saws wood right outside his window.

On this week's pod, Carly and Victor synthesize Swiftie easter egg numerology, (unpaid) promote a local foot massage parlor, and discuss Chappell Roan timeless bangers, skin serums, mental torture, watercolor turtles, and birthday treasures.

On this week’s pod, Carly and Victor discuss anxious doctors, Backstreet Boys founding members, newly discovered big boobs, free people stylists, and Nicole Scherzinger’s sister Jessica.

Carly and Victor host the brilliant Richard Perez for an intimate examination of their recent crush, hemorrhoids, Governor J.B. Pritzker, the grapefruit method, and the name Tyler.

Carly and Victor reminisce about the love letters and romantic screenplays they wrote in their youth, and their campy relationships with pop stars and celebrity cooks. Other topics include: working out in a three piece suit, conversation starter bucket hats, and Stanley Tucci's linen pants. Bon Appétit!

Carly and Victor reflect on their recent vacations, fairly odd parents impressions, kissing your children on the mouth, mean girl Megan Fox, and the natural predators of Crested Butte.

Carly and Victor talk with Hulu's Deli Boys breakout star Jake Prizant about Bravo masterpiece Below Deck, nepo baby names, fingerboarding for Chappell Roan, and crying while watching Avatar 2 with your boyfriend. New episodes every Tuesday. Like, rate, subscribe, review!

Carly and Victor discuss Materialists, weddings, Harry Daniels, stan culture, and the merits of kicking while fighting. Make sure to review and give us 5 Stars. If you don’t like it, first of all you’re lying, second of all don’t write anything bad.

Carly and Victor chat with comedy superstar Jamie Linn Watson about the liminal space that is T.J.Maxx, boardroom brainstorm Cheez-It collabs, and film a controversial new Ad Campaign.

Carly and Victor breakdown the humiliations of childhood theater (more on that later), Fabletics as a concept is born, the importance of baking for your partner, all that and more secrets are revealed… Say Less. NO! Say more :)