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After receiving a mighty gift from Valkur, the party does exactly what everyone tells you never to do: they go up against an Elder Kraken, in its lair, underwater! Oh, and did we mention that it is accompanied by and controlled by a mind flayer elder brain?  Who will sacrifice themselves to save their friends from the awful doom that is Slarkrethel?

After battling aggressive starfish in what became the most disgusting hallway ever, the party meets a crazy lady and then descends to the ruins of Ascarle by loudly banging a gong to distract the shoggoth guardian. Once there, they meet up with an old friend, bluff their way into the underground portion by convincing a Kraken priest he's needed elsewhere, fight some sahuagin and merrow, and try to...

In the town of Vilkstead in the Purple Rocks, a series of disgusting interactions convinces the party that the mind flayers are in control! The culinary rivalry between the Hornraven brothers escalates to Galron murdering some fishermen with his fishing rod! The temple of Valkur has been defiled and the town must be cleansed, so they call in their troops and allies while they take on the mind flay...

In Neverwinter, the crew picks up their Halruaan skyship and rechristens it the Morning Glory! They check in with old friends and learn that while some have prospered, others have fallen on hard times.  Looking for allies, the party sails to Uttersea on the volcanic island of Tuern to look for the githyanki and are surprised to hear that the locals aren't aware of the red-dragon-riding extrap...

In the Nelanther Isles, the crew infiltrates the headquarters of the Black Armada and battles Sea King Tentrix and his minions!  What happens when you put a cow in a portable hole for longer than its air supply will allow?  How many party members share responsibility for killing Yngvar again?  Who is controlling the Black Armada and where will the trail lead? Includes material from...

Mouse stays behind to lead the firbolgs of Norland! At Caer Moray the crew fights wereboars and meets Balandor, a reincarnated paladin of Valkur! At Caer Corwell, they intervene in a standoff between beseiged Harpers and angry fey and find their old frenemy Captain Callous! Sailing to the Nelanthers, there is a fire and Barnacle Bess finds a beau! In Skaug, they hear of a tribe of sahaugin led by...

In Ruathym, the Hall of Black Waves has been taken over by the Storm Maiden and her frost giant followers, bent on desecrating it and turning it from Valkur to Umberlee! Mouse returns home to the Moonshaes to help the firbolg tribes fighting humans there, but it causes a rift in the party when Lallagh, leader of the firbolgs, suggests destroying Rogarsheim and all the humans in it. Will Mouse lead...

In a cave behind a waterfall on the northern coast of Ruathym, the party discovers a stone giant desperate to recover a necromantic crown for his lich liege.  Just one problem - the Crown of Obadai is being worn by a Death Slaad protected by ballista-firing ogres and ogre zombies.

While Mouse recovers from his near-death acid-to-the-face experience, the party divides Garrundar the Vile's treasure with the mist dragon Thalagyrt and Galron gives a guided tour to the field trip from the Order of the Many-Starred Cloak. Mardred the Many agrees to fix up their damaged Halruaan airship and the party sets sail for the island of Ruathym to find the drifting ship formerly known as Y...

In Neverwinter once again, the party meets up with old allies and gets new leads, then goes to see the black dragon Garrundar the Vile to see about purchasing a wrecked Halruaan skyship.  In all his vileness, Garrundar tells them to go kill his mist dragon rival Thalagyrt north of Port Llast, but the party instead makes a deal with Thalagyrt and brings him back to Garrundar's lair to take on...

After rescuing Galron from a hag's man-trap and meeting their creepy new fan in town, the crew sets sail for the wreck of the Sea Marshal to retrieve a huge statue of Valkur. However, a Hydroloth and its minions are already there, and anxious to retrieve it for their own Master.  The Hydroloth steals Mouse's memories and makes his escape, and the statue is raised and loaded onto the Sea Ghost...

The dastardly Gellan Primewater is holed up in his villa, so our heroes go in spells-blazing and glaives slicing to take him down, going up against a bunch of pirates Mouse freed and an aldani wizard Mouse once attacked.  Doing battle over 3 floors of villa, the heroes are eventually victorious, but one of their own will perish!   Afterwards, they are given the house they just parti...

The forces of Gundbarg assault the sahuagin hive, and the crew is tasked with getting the front gate open for the main force, and then taking on the Spawn of Slarkrethel!  On the way they meet a prisoner named Elmo and the hilarious impersonations ensue! In the battle against the Spawn of Slarkrethel and the sahuagin priestesses who attend it, the crew's fate hangs in the balance and they mig...

After selling powerful magical items to an evil wizard and getting Galron's magic fishing rod back from his childhood bully, we take on the challenge of spying out the sahuagin lair!  With the help of a few spells and potions, Mouse pretends to be a sahuagin prophet and the rest of us slip in behind him, and things go better than expected!  Yngvar faces a solo fight to the death in the a...

The crew explores the abandoned Calishite mine complex of Berranzo and gets in a huge fight! It started with some cranium rats that Mouse tried to befriend but everyone else tried to kill. Then there were the rust monsters.  Then Galron stumbled on a Grick Alpha; a mind flayer and its thralls came out to see what all the noise was about, and lots of people took falling damage from jumping int...

Heading to the western side of Gundarlun Island, the crew get into a messy fight with some rot trolls, then visit Fiskrbak and sample the local catoblepas cheese. When Yngvar fails to properly bless the crops, they go investigate the town's missing druid and her family at what turns out to be a crashed mind flayer starship containing a mostly dead githyanki raiding party and the enormous wormlike...

The crew cleans out some smugglers from the sea caves and runs afoul of an oversized cave fisher! Mouse tries to lead an army of horses but they all get fireballed and once again his animal friends perish! Yngvar and Mouse both fall in battle but are saved by Galron's secret healing potion stash!  Yngvar discovers that cave fisher blood is highly alcoholic and possibly his new favorite thing!...

As the crew take on the job of clearing out a supposedly haunted mansion, Yngvar develops a newfound fear of both giant weasels and balconies! Galron picks which room he wants to be his, Mouse shows off his "rogue skills" by smashing locks when they won't open for him, and Grimm slices and dices everything in his path.  They take on snakes, ghosts, devils, a bodak, and a guy from Shake Shack!...

After a brief recap (audio trouble on episode 7), we go through the Arbitrage Report (tm) and get deep into a battle at sea with some sahuagin! Thunder and lightning! Mouse bursts forth on a griffon again! Yngvar dives into shark-filled waters to take out a sahuagin damaging the hull but gets mauled by sharks! In Gundbarg, the crew of the Grimm Prospects makes a deal to repair and upgrade the ship...

The crew of the Grimm Prospects investigates a mysterious dead drow gunslinger on the street outside the Seven Sails Inn, then drops in on the Uthgardt Elk Tribe selling slaves to other drow and some Calishites!  A battle ensues and Yngvar demonstrates how not to go through a Blade Barrier! The drow of House Tanor'Thal escape, the Elk Tribe loses their chief Zokan Thunderer and many of their...

Thankful for the rescue of their iceberg, the Harpers hand out treasure and want to find the secret Luskan recipe for brassla! At Fishers Float, Mireene Driftman offers to cook breakfast but holds out on information, so the crew invades her basement and fights chuuls, cultists, a deep scion, and a red slaad! Yngvar learns to hate druids! The deep scion escapes but a cultist reveals that Slarkrethe...

In Neverwinter, it seems like everyone and Grimm's brother is giving the party new quests! We start with an arbitrage marketplace report and some adventures Yngvar and Mouse had between sessions, then the party meets with a succubus named Rohini who wants revenge on whoever ordered the murder of the aboleth Kzixxaro, Mardred the Many who wants a spellbook of the Arcane Brotherhood, Harbormaster Le...

As the crew come into Neverwinter they come under attack by Captain Callous and the Devil's Fin! Yngvar puts their ship in a trench but the captain and some bearded devils attack anyway, but part as friends after Galron's Charm Person finally works. In Neverwinter they catch up with old friends, at least one of whom is acting weirder than usual. They meet some Harpers, some ex-pirates, some druids...

The crew explore and defend Firewatch Island against hordes of undead and, after conversing with a local seagull, trace the evil to it's source, the sunken remains of the Tammeraut .    An undersea battle drops party member after party member, leaving only Yngvar to face the powerful undead enemy! Includes content from Ghosts of Saltmarsh.

We start a new campaign at level 7!  Grimm Crommor, Paladin of Lathander, returns as the captain of the longship Grimm Prospects, accompanied by his storm-blessed cousins Yngvar and Galron Hornraven and their firbolg friend Mouse. They fight harpies at sea, make contact with Clan Stoneshaft in Thornhold, and head to nearby Firewatch Island to find Yngvar's lost crush and a dwarf who owes Thor...