Dj Lipton

Mysticism and magic of the wondrous technology.

Kills the people she once saved.

Have you ever talked to a person and they constantly comparing you to someone else they know. It's as if they think that poorly of you and your individuality is not worthy of them.

Don'tcha talk the same shit about me... Don'tcha Don'tcha -Dussy Cat Polls

I was eating fresh walleye and it had bones in it. So I tripped out and thought there were bones in the potatoes that were served with it.

I'm not talking about herion, pcp, cocaine, crack, meth, etc. I'm talking about doctor prescribed drugs that have worse side effects than weed, alcohol, LSD and mushrooms. The doctor has had me on so many medications that my health is now failing not because I got drunk and stoned with my friends. Who's the pusherman!?

Dear Prudence...

Gin and tonic and chronic this ain't no joke. Or is it? Believe it or not???!!!

I blame Dj Lipton.

All we have at our disposal for the future of America is the casting runes to foresee the fate of our fair country.

If that's what I need in life. I certainly don't have any of the above.

Try Wolfen Weiners this Independence Day at your BBQ. Wolfen Weiners are made with premium mechanically separated pork and chicken. Take a big bite!

The universe doesn't care...get over it.

Long ago in 1989 a pimp was at large. He had many hoes but, one was his favorite (for the time being). One night around game time the hoes were out making their mans some money. A few of the hoes were talking about a crazy white boy called The Wolf. He was said, to take a bitch and beat her into oblivion (after having his way with her of course). The pimps favorite hoe caught wind of this story an...

Just you alone at home with the crunk monkey judging if these beats can stand by themselves.

Here's to an enjoyable Sunday filled with Crunk music. Cheers!

I just want to take my dog on a peaceful walk. I was going to a wooded area behind the neighborhood. Then the millionaire naked baby people moved in and their dog get out of the fence and attacked us. So I wrote them a letter and they ignored it like the garbage they are. Then I walked him around the circle like normal person would. Every fucking hillbilly trash lets their dog out and chases us do...

First they demonized cigarettes. Now they are demonizing alcohol. Soon we will be all zombies in front of a screen doing whatever is told of us.

Lucky you a whole weekend of mixtapes. Thanks for tuning in and enjoy. To my fans who listen to pretty much everything I do a note of gratitude to you! You make it worthwhile.

I thought in America you had to deserve a parade. I guess we have a dictator now. Like North Korea. I wonder if Space Force will be in the procession? This is your alternative to our president's parade.

I'm pretty much done with pork and red meat.

About goddamn time I made a new mix.

In the nineties sometimes I would hang out with people who had piercings. I even worked next door to a piercing shop. One of them either told me or I read about men getting their penis surgically cut in half and then put back together with piercing barbells. Me? Nope I have no piercings or tattoos.

Poverty's Paradise

The black and the ofay work the same jobs for the pay.