Distractible

Comedy EN ↓ 440 episodes

The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.

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Episodes

The Boys Bet It All 01.08.2022 1:13:47

Mark whips up a new timed gamemode where Bob and Wade race to Google topics. The slower they take to find their topic, the more points they get deducted and added to the winner's pot... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Before We Die 25.07.2022 1:03:49

The boys play Hot or Not: Bucket List Edition, plus share some of their personal Bucket List items. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Conspiracy Theories 18.07.2022 1:06:21

The Aladdin Exception, Ghost Kitchens, Snowden & The NSA: today the guys dive deep (but hopefully not too deep) into some of their favorite conspiracy theories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Worst World Records 11.07.2022 1:12:44

Bob shares the story of Sir Hugh Beaver, while Mark and Wade fight to find the most shocking and disturbing World Records. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anything Goes 04.07.2022 1:01:08

Mark leaves things up to chance in this new game-mode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Atrocities of Summer 27.06.2022 1:14:25

Bob and Wade trade stories about summer injuries, while Mark shares a story about... um, Penis Man? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don't Laugh 20.06.2022 1:01:16

Wade creates a new point system pitting Bob's laughter against Mark's laughter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who's The Worst 13.06.2022 1:04:58

The guys play a game of "Morals OR No Morals?" and end up focusing on the latter... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Bobs & The Bees 06.06.2022 1:10:33

Mark and Wade play Daddy, teaching little Bob life lessons in only the ways they can. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We Got Screwed 30.05.2022 1:12:36

Labyrinthian healthcare services, customer service "assistance," and unobserved restaurant reservations: today the guys rant about getting screwed!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

F*ck You Energy 23.05.2022 57:12

Those times where rage and annoyance get transformed in the most interesting and productive of ways. Show 'em who's boss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade's Secret Words 16.05.2022 56:24

In this new episode format, Judge Wade lets listeners in on his special point system, but leaves Mark and Bob in the dark as they scramble to collect as many points as possible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So Bad It's Good 09.05.2022 1:02:57

Junk food, the Scary Movie franchise, The Fall of Slenderman, sometimes things are so bad that they come back around to being good. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aliens Among Us 02.05.2022 59:35

The 10th Planet, tic-tac ships, and tardigrades, today the guys launch into the great unknown to discuss potential evidence for life elsewhere in our universe... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh No, The Future UwU 25.04.2022 57:23

Today the guys discuss fears of things yet to come... Plus, Mark tries to keep Wade on topic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Serotonin 18.04.2022 1:07:20

Completing "In Space with Markiplier,” bad auto-tune TikToks, nostalgic games by The Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium, today the guys dive into what gives them a serotonin boost. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We Die On Your Hills 11.04.2022 1:04:24

Inspired by the previous Distractible episode “Hill I Will Die On,” the guys scour the subreddit (r/distractible) and discuss listeners’ most upvoted hills to die on. Visit the Distractible Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/distractible/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Self Confidence 04.04.2022 1:01:17

Wade wonders where he and the guys got their confidence, while Mark and Bob share their tips and tricks for public speaking and dealing with self-doubt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Superstitions 28.03.2022 1:03:21

Bob hosts while Wade reveals his secrets for Cincinnati Bengals' success and Mark theorizes how compulsions might come from “the simulation.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Disappointing Our Parents 21.03.2022 1:00:03

Quitting jobs, sneaking porn, having a run-in with the police, today the guys chat about times they upset their parents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pet Stories 14.03.2022 1:00:59

The guys reminisce about hilarious, chaotic, and pet-related memories. Prepare for poop pick-up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hill I Will Die On 07.03.2022 59:48

Prepare for a lot of hot takes... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Criminally Subliminal 28.02.2022 58:53

Love them or hate them, we live in a world of advertisements. Today the guys discuss nostalgic commercials, the psychology behind ads, and how they approach recording their own. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Worst Piece of Sh*t Episode Ever 21.02.2022 54:08

By the way, Wade’s dogs are doing fine. Thanks for asking. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Distractible Threesome 14.02.2022 58:59

Happy Valentine’s Day! Today the guys show their devotion by answering The New York Times “36 Questions that Lead to Love.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices