Distractible

As we enter the Thanksgiving season, the guys start with discussing what things make them say NO THANKS! And yeah, Mark's eye surgery is on my list too... (VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What are "Ghosts?" Are they real? If so, what are they made of? Watch as the guys try to solve the mysteries of the spiritual world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From Michael Myers, to Freddy Krueger, to Nemesis, to the Gingerdead Man, who comes out on top as the ultimate horror villain? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are Bob and Wade's knowledge of horror tropes as particular and knowledgable as Mark's? Find out on today's spooky gameshow... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ah! You scared me! But what does it take to scare the guys? Find out as Wade, Mark, and Bob discuss what makes something truly horrifying. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yes, Mark has obsessions. And many times, those obsessions are expensive. Today we find out if Bob and Wade have any obsessions that they feel are worth the questionable cost. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob makes Mark and Wade take personality tests. They discuss how accurate their results are and if they were even worth doing in the first place... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The wickedly talented Wade enlists his contestants to find their favorite giraffes-- I mean gaffes, sorry. Find out if Mark and Bob actually listen to their host or if the episode becomes one big gaffe in itself. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark elicits Bob and Wade to give him advice for a variety of average problems. Of course, they can't give true legal council, so they give illegal or otherwise unscrupulous solutions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob and Wade punish Mark. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark rips off Bob and Mandy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Breaking News: Wade challenges Bob and Mark to go out in the field to find the most juicy, mind-blowing, and controversial news stories that are sure to make headlines... probably. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If points were breakfast, our ulotrichous host allows but a jentacular tittynope for our nonplussed contestants to fight over. Find out what that insane sentence means on today's episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark explains his nearly inexplicable hatred toward a redditor who posts high resolution pictures of the moon and wonders if Bob and Wade have any similar situation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Put on your Drew Carey glasses, hawaiian shirts, and bald caps! This episode is an homage to the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do Mark and Wade have the knowledge and friendship to escape Bob's magical, whimsical, and sometimes sexual universe of puzzles? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In quintessential Distractible fashion, Wade asks Mark and Bob questions which their "distractible" nature makes quite difficult to answer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark's reign continues, but this episode honestly goes in D Tier for: "Didn't We Already Do This One?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today Mark has two random friends on the pod to talk about his favorite things: hard drives, weird news, and space. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The King of FNAF himself hosts another Tier List, acting as arbiter for divvying up the "citizens" of his domain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An extremely enthusiastic Wade invites Bob and Mark to ponder several philosophical questions and ends up with varying results... but does anything really "end" anyway? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Whatever these guys are doing, they're definitely doing it wrong. Watch as Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss the various things they do wrong on a daily basis. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bird hit window. Mouse in pool. Raccoon with... Grandma? Some time animal in place it shouldn't. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's no place like home. But what makes a place feel like home? Is it the memories? The amenities? Or maybe it's Ohio. Yeah, it's probably just Ohio. Also, have any of you seen Baldermort anywhere...? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Reddit nemesis Marq-Eye-Blier urges his fellow burls to pitch him their best (and worst) Distractible episode ideas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices