Distractible

Comedy EN ↓ 440 episodes

The Distractible podcast with Mark Fischbach, Wade Barnes, and Bob Muyskens is a space to have thoughtful discussions about funny, out there, or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life. Also an opportunity for three friends to remind each other they are not as smart as they think.

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Episodes

Pants 15.03.2024 49:36

Mark is running out of pants, so Bob and Wade are his only hope. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tear Down These Balls 11.03.2024 56:11

In a world of surge pricing, beanie babies, Kit-Kats, and sperm, Distractible always prospers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We Are The Main Character 08.03.2024 1:09:54

Are we living in a simulation? The dudes venture down the rabbit hole to finally discover the truth... maybe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Midfacemaxxing [Bonus Episode] 06.03.2024 26:46

Hey Mark, why the long face? Maybe the internet has some wholesome and definitely not horrific answers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Games Are Getting Older 04.03.2024 59:18

Time makes you bolder, video games get older, and the guys are getting older too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark Is A Visionary [Bonus Episode] 02.03.2024 24:00

Mark uses his new Apple Vision Pro for what it was designed for: terrifying Facetimes and VR porn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Okay, We're Engineers 01.03.2024 46:02

This episode has something for everyone: TIkTok miners, Warhammer PowerWashing, and boat sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This Is Our Roman Empire 26.02.2024 1:01:43

AI Will Smith, Helldivers 2, and listening to your heart. That's what Distractible is really all about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're Filthy Rich! [Bonus Episode] 24.02.2024 24:00

Wyoming has come to save us all with it's rare earth elements! And get your bald caps ready, because Wade has a special message just for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You’ll Never Believe What Happened 23.02.2024 47:41

Mark, Bob, and Wade meet Jesus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Council of Distractible 19.02.2024 1:12:27

Three hosts, one episode. After nearly two years, the floor is finally open to lay down the law and finish the first Constitution of Distractible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade Games 16.02.2024 1:02:11

They conquered the “Escape Room,” they outsmarted the “Riddle Realm,” but can Mark and Bob survive the treacherous challenges that await them in the “Wade Games?” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade Wins (Part 2) 12.02.2024 50:49

All hail, Wade. Wade is the king of Distractible. This is his episode, his kingdom. Everything is great. We are definitely not being held against our will. All hail, Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Breaking News (Part Three) [Bonus Episode] 10.02.2024 24:01

The stories just keep getting weirder in the Distractible NEWS HQ. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Bob's Real Boy Test 09.02.2024 56:10

Oh boy! Here comes Dr. Bob with a brand new test for Mark and Wade to see which of them have what it takes to be a "real boy." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I CAN FLY! 05.02.2024 52:42

Mark, Bob, and Wade discuss those new fangled flying machines the young folk are talking about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Breaking News (Part Two) [Bonus Episode] 04.02.2024 25:07

What does Walmart, ramen, the amish, and CSI: Miami have in common? Find out in this important BREAKING NEWS episode "live" from the Distractible studio. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Squid Game Too 02.02.2024 52:46

Players Bob (420), Mark (069), and Wade (000) discuss which childhood games would be perfect for Squid Game competitions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chess 3 29.01.2024 1:16:43

Mark is here to introduce to you and the guys the greatest game that the podcast world has ever witnessed: Chess 3! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Breaking News (Part One) [Bonus Episode] 27.01.2024 28:28

We interrupt this usual podcast schedule to bring you some breaking news headlines. Let's go "live" in the studio with Mark, Bob, and Wade to get the hottest scoops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're Getting Older 26.01.2024 46:58

Pull up a chair with lumbar support and pour yourself a cup of weak tea. Because it's time for the guys to face the facts that they are getting older. But only one can be the oldest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade Wins 22.01.2024 43:54

You asked, we listened. This episode has one goal: to make Wade the winner. We wouldn't want to disappoint the subreddit, would we? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wadey’s Wittle Phiwosophy Hour 19.01.2024 1:07:00

Would Mark, Bob, or Wade eat each other to survive? Find out during this wittle intewectual talk hosted by phiwosopher Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lens Chats With Mark: Part Two [Bonus Episode] 17.01.2024 24:33

Hop back into Bob's living room as the dudes discuss Mark's new hobby, Wade's YouTuber secrets, and a whole lot of pee. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How Do You Know? 15.01.2024 58:11

Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the times when they instinctively knew what to do. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices