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Distract Me, Please

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Everyone else seems to be moving on with life… so why does it feel like we’re stuck? Distract Me, Please dives into pop culture chaos, viral moments, and the stories behind them and unpacks what they reveal about our generation, our insecurities, and the reality nobody posts online. This is for the girls who feel behind, overwhelmed, or just tired of pretending they have it all figured out. You’re not late. You’re just living it differently.

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Latest episode

Apr 20, 2026

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Episodes

Chocolate Milk 24.03.2022

It's just mid. Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated if you make a purchase after clicking on my links Instacart: instacart.oloiyb.net/41B5M Audible plus trial: https://tinyurl.com/distracted-reading

not today satan 17.03.2022

Listen, there's not much happening in this podcast episode but that's what makes it fun. Today I discuss VeggieTales, Dior being my new favorite brand, and why I watched 3 girls get their nipples pierced within the same hour of meeting them. Anyways I'm tired of typing and wanna go to bed, goodnight y'all and enjoy the pod! Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva This post contains affiliate links...

We got kicked out of the Illuminati 15.03.2022

Imma be honest, this is one of the wildest podcast episodes I have ever recorded. We started talking about tiddys, conspiracy theories, boys, weddings, smoking, and a whole lot of weird noises. We were sober in the making of this, and I have to say that because it just gets weird.  Just press play and expect nothing xoxo -a confused host (the reason I changed the title https://twitter.com/iefteyez...

The woman was too stunned to speak 10.03.2022

This week I literally just talk about my life, what I've been up to, what my new interests have been and more. At the end of the podcast I also get waaaaaaay too personal but we're not gonna talk about it. That's literally it, if you're new to the pod I do not recommend this as your first episode because it gets, como se dice............. *dull*.  Links to support Ukrainian <3  https:...

Philosophy explained by a philosophy major 06.03.2022

This episode includes all of my dating secrets, because my dating life is kinda hectic at the moment. I literally only talk about dating and philosophy in this one, but don't worry I also sing like 3 different songs in this episode. Please join me for this real chill podcast episode. #Enjoy #LiveLaughLove #SmileyFace Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva This post contains affiliate links, and I...

This is just ghetto 27.02.2022

YUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR  Y'all I am slightly off the deep end a.k.a too much caffeine in this episode. All clips were recorded before the gym, after taking pre-workout and it shows! I talk about being burnt out and the term "good hair" in the black community. I also discuss so much more but I wanna save that for the episode. AND THERE'S A TEE RICH SONG AT THE END! #enjoy :) This episode is bas...

Major Bag Alert 23.02.2022

Bro you're confused? Im f***ing confused!!!! like I have no idea what this episode is, but it exists so it is what it is. Also I'm living for this tiktok trend so enjoy my title LMAAAOOOOOO. I talk about dating and booty bands in this one #RAWRXD.... I'll leave now.   Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva     This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compens...

Crackhead Dream with a Pinch of Podcast 18.02.2022

Bro this show will literally make you lol, it will have you roflmao in real life. We leave no topic undiscussed. Why can’t men compliment a woman’s body but woman can? Do men wash their balls? Roaches live in water? Pubic hair or no pubic hair? Can men handle getting their chest wax? Worst Brazilian wax story ever, first time getting a Pap smear, big tiddys suffocating you at the doctors office an...

He told me throw it back ABOW 06.02.2022

Soooooooooo, this podcast is very sexual so listen at your own risk. We talk a lot about boys, and music, and sex, and slurs for some reason. This is also a part two from Wednesday's episode, so if you missed that go listen to it now!!!!! #PleaseDontCancelMe  Socials aka just tiktok: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva  Kam's Ig: pajamakam  This post contains affiliate links, and I will be compensated...

Tinder Horror Stories (part 1) 02.02.2022

I am so scared to click upload. Mom if you found this episode, no you didn't. I need everybody to buckle up for this very sexual yet funny as f*** podcast episode. Spotify is already asking me to read their rules, and I believe I broke almost all of them in this single episode. 🤣 It gets wild and we leave no topic undiscussed. #PleaseDontCancelMe Socials aka just tiktok: https://linktr.ee/bryanna...

That's a big word for Elmo 28.01.2022

Basically... I deleted my social media accounts because I desperately needed a break and discovered I have a hardcore addiction to social media. This is such a random episode, but its really funny. Grab your dancing shoes because there is a dance party in the middle of this one! ROLE THE PODCAST INTRO LINDA! Socials aka just tiktok: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva This post contains affiliate links...

You can't buy this kind of entertainment off the streets 24.01.2022

Its been a hell of a week and I am not living for it. I talk about selling feet pictures, my newly single crush that I've been patiently waiting for, the Jamie Lynn call her daddy podcast episode, and so much more. Welcome to the distract me, please podcast extravaganza!  Socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva 

Raw dogging it, the way God intended 21.01.2022

It’s a mini episode because podcasters haven’t been posting and I couldn’t be apart of that group 👀

Who got you smiling like that? 14.01.2022

Welcome to this bonus episode since I didn't post Wednesday... oops  Listen to my in car shenanigans with my creative director  Creative director twitter: @BSeamanB All my socials: https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva

Ayo bring me a shot 09.01.2022

This is the roller coaster of emotions and symptoms I felt, after getting the moderna booster. First few hours were great, but the ending hours TOOK ME OUT! like literally wanted someone to bring me a shot, liquid or metal. This is one of the funniest and most pointless episodes I have ever recorded.

It's about drive it's about power 05.01.2022

Finally, an episode where I rant about my day and tell you all about my favorites. Warning this episode is completely unhinged because I recored late at night after being wired on caffeine all day. :) #Enjoy  (Socials) https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva

Material Girl 02.01.2022

please don't make me actually type out information about this episode... Girl I'm too tired for this, just click play. Okay fine I’m just talking about reality house.                                                                                                                             -xoxo Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen (Socials) https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva

Go Little Rockstar 27.12.2021

This super lazy podcast was very therapeutic for me. If you don't like it, oh well, go touch grass I needed to say this out loud. Also who tf is making hot chocolate in toilets? (skip to the end if you wanna understand that question)    I am the villain in this story   (Socials) https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva

Pull up in the Sri Lanka VLOGMAS DAY 24 25.12.2021

The best part is the ending... I wish I was joking. This is a regular podcast vlog where I take you through a regular day in my life. The only exciting parts of my day is when I decide to be a menace. :) Also are you a Nicki fan? (Socials) https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva

Sorry for party rocking 23.12.2021

I’m just giving updates 😌✨ go listen to other episodes to catch up before i release the next episode 🔥❤️‍🔥 I love y’all

Listen to our trauma with Dani part 2 VLOGMAS DAY 22 22.12.2021

TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️ (SHOOTINGS AND MENTAL HEALTH)  This episode starts light hearted, because it was supposed to be a fun episode, but it turned into a conversation about school shootings. Dani's sister called her asking her if she heard about national sh**t up your school day. I believe this is a very important conversation to have because this is our every day reality here. This is part two of th...

We need to talk about shootings in America with Dani VLOGMAS DAY 21 21.12.2021

TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️ (SHOOTINGS AND MENTAL HEALTH)  This episode starts light hearted, because it was supposed to be a fun episode, but it turned into a conversation about school shootings. Dani's sister called her asking her if she heard about national sh**t up your school day. I believe this is a very important conversation to have because this is our every day reality here. socials https://linktr...

I stopped a terrorist attack in Paris (not clickbait?) VLOGMAS DAY 20 20.12.2021

I know the title sounds like a lie, but it's not sadly!!! like true story 😂 even though I wish it wasn't! I also talk about depression setting me back a little bit, but don't worry I'm a strong girl! ANYWAY ENJOY THE EPISODE AND FOLLOW ME ON THE SOCIALS  socials https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva

Keeping Up With the Wannabe Influencer VLOGMAS DAY 17 17.12.2021

I’m in my mums car vroom vroom. Sike I’m in my car just sharing my thoughts because I’m bored and didn’t know what else to do. I’ve also been slacking hella hard on the Vlogmas content but I explain why in this episode and upcoming episodes so stay tune! AND IF YOURE NEW HERE WELCOME TO THE CRAZINESS I CALL MY LIFE!!! Also follow me on the socials https://linktr.ee/bryannasilva

Lets relive our emo phase (Listen with headphones) VLOGMAS DAY 3 AND 4 05.12.2021

TRIGGER WARNING SUICIDE AND SEXUAL ASSAULT ITS VLOGMAS DAY 4 AND I ACCIDENTALLY MISSED DAY 3 BUT NOW IM BACK! in this episode we basically relive our childhood. Like every part of it for some reason. I also decided to act like copyright isn't a thing.... point being blow this episode up because I'm bringing you back to the good ole days with some bops that came straight out of my emo phase! FOLLOW...

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