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🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Wednesday, June 25th, 2025 On today’s show: 🧑‍⚖️ Pastor Manning’s bid for NYC mayor involves... banning braids and fake hair? 😱 “Horse hair don’t belong in the hospital!” – Manning unveils his follicular legislative priorities 👃 A TikTok sniff freak girlfriend goes berserk over stolen skivvies 👨‍🏫 A pedophile philosopher named Galileo 2333 chimes in on immigration and...

🗓 Today on the Show: 🎖 Meade Skelton : Dreams of fatherhood, fantasies of Trump paternity, and confusing “sugar daddy” with being gay. 📉 His livestream has dwindled to one sad viewer, but don’t worry—he’s still fighting the liberal war on styrofoam. 🐶 A man gets into a shouting match with a dog… and loses. 📞 A Florida senior calls 911 over 16,000 times. Turns out he just really hates his neighb...

On Today's Show: 🕹️ Sonic Fans Must Be Stopped Meet Sammy, the Classic Sonic Fan, who flips his shit over Sonic criticism, Capcom laziness, and the injustice of disabled YouTube comments. A 16-bit rageball wrapped in autism and nostalgia. 📱 T-Mobile CEO Unhinged Tim plays a clip from a press conference where the head of T-Mobile drops F-bombs and uses “rape” to describe industry pricing. Your...

🦠 On Today’s Show : 🧼 Our favorite prostitute returns with tales of Middle Eastern dick, armpit funk, and under-stomach swamp rot 🍞 A woman makes a peanut butter & jelly sandwich during her virtual court appearance —the judge is not amused 📘 Tim receives an AI-generated novel featuring himself, mystical horses, and cum fart strategy meetings at Red Lobster 🐍 A Florida man gets bitten by a...

💥 English Lessons from Japan, Yeasty Pep Talks, and Big Dicks Rising! On today’s show: 🇯🇵 We revisit the legendary “Zui King English” program where Japanese gymnasts teach important English phrases like “I have a bad case of diarrhea” and “Thank you for spanking me, queen.” Educational AND arousing. 💌 Paying the Island Boys to congratulate your daughter on her first yeast infection. It’s weird,...

🧟‍♂️ It's Friday the 13th...and something sticky this way comes. In today's jam-packed episode of DV: 🔹 Flesh-Eating Semen : Tim reviews a very real, very ridiculous Friday the 13th porn parody featuring lethal loads and camp counselors with poor decision-making skills. 🔹 Drunk Live Stream Meltdowns :  - Facebook boutique owner Lisa gets blackout wasted and screams at Alexa to play “Pop...

✨ Today on the Show: 🕊️ Tongues and Tiaras : Religious zealots let their tongues wag for Jesus, and Tim breaks down just how unbiblical their babble really is (with scripture receipts). 📺 Pride Month Throwback : Re-exploring the glory of Trading Spouses' infamous God Warrior meltdown. Dork-sided? More like icon-status. 👓 Pastor or Power Lesbian? : An aggressive holy roller channels both div...

💥 On Today’s Insanity-Fueled Episode: 🐝 Bees Are Out for Blood! Tim recounts yet another nature attack, this time a bee ambush during his “old lady walk.” 🌎 Flat Earth Fails: A delusional debate turns hostile when one bubble-loving dumbass can’t comprehend gravity, weight, or why balls fall down. 🎢 Bouncy Castle Carnage: A South African school fundraiser takes a terrifying turn when high winds...

Best Of Show Today!: 🔹 Nickelodeon creator Dan Schneider accused of turning children’s TV into a foot fetish dungeon 👣📺 🔹 A man in NYC gets into a screaming match with a pantsless mannequin on the subway 🗽🧍‍♀️🗣️ 🔹 Elderly couple calls 911 on a Roomba—because robot shadows are terrifying 🤖🚽🚔 🔹 Church youth group gets disturbingly interactive with a “crucifixion” pastor 🩸✝️🔪 🔹 TJ Maxx...

On Today’s Show: 💩 Eating dog and cat poop on livestream — can this man really make scat content profitable? 🏁 The world's first sperm race is here: meet the Nut King, the jizz jockeys, and the cum-tastic champion, Tristan Milker. 🎨 An actual 19th-century condom engraved with clergy gangbang art is on display in the Netherlands. Safe sex, but make it baroque. 🚫 Idaho declares a truck nut e...

On Today's Show: Prepare your senses for an unholy sensory overload, because Timmy Boo is back with another clusterfuck of depravity and poorly repressed rage: 🗳️ A real-life student named Tuna Cunt runs for office... and WINS. Take that, Robert Faggot. 💩 A diaper fetishist gets caught trying to meet a child and proceeds to soil himself— live on cam for the world to smell. 🦶 In Modesto, a ma...

On Today’s Episode: 💨 Cropdusting Catastrophe : A woman claims her ex-boyfriend's fart gave her a sinus infection... for seven years . 💀 Clone Boning & Anti-Semitic Sci-Fi Rock : Listener Miss May shares the unhinged musical stylings of conspiracy nutjob John North Wright. ♞ Transgender Twitch Meltdown : A live-stream chess session goes from wholesome to holy shit when Dad accidentally o...

Segments and Stories 1. Great Moments in Customer Service Highlight : An Australian man rants profanely about booking a driving test in Victoria, fed up with bureaucracy and “cunts” in Croydon. Quote : “I want to make a boogie for this fucking bullshit so I can drive a car safely.” 2. Ethan Ralph’s Pill Stream Meltdown Submitted by : Sirosis of Liver (Discord) Story : Ethan Ralph, alt-right host o...

🇺🇸 Happy Memorial Day, freaks! Tim’s coming at ya in Daisy Dukes and dangling testicle fringe to celebrate the holiday with a short but unhinged episode. It’s a gift to America—and to your eyes. Yes, there’s a pic. 🩲 On Today’s Brief Program: 🦅 Tim's tribute to the troops… and his nutsack 🎶 A Winthrop High School “Don’t Say the R Word” musical PSA featuring special vocals and Waluigi-in-a-w...

On Today's Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:54:21 Super Mario 3 Music Lyrics 05:00:16 Woman Loses Her Mind Over Her New Low Income Phone 13:20:06 Using AI Legal Representation 16:26:11 The Blow Up Your Chromebook TikTok Challenge 22:32:16 The Global Sexual Assauly Conspiracy w/ Galileo2333 26:25:20 Subcribe To The Sideshow! 28:24:13 Violating Parole Because Your Mouth Was Too Hot 31:51:07 Steakhouse...

🎙️ Distorted View Daily Show Notes – Best of Episode (Originally Aired October 6, 2019) 🗓️ Released: Friday, May 23, 2025 Hey freaks, Tim here with a classic DV Best Of to wrap up your week! After a chaotic schedule filled with late uploads and bonus segments, we're capping things off with a listener-suggested gem from 2019—except, it might not be the exact episode suggested… but who cares, be...

On Today’s Show: 💥 Slap Fight Carnage : One man’s face swells like a ketchup packet until it literally bursts—blood sprays everywhere and audience members are puking in the parking lot. Just another day in the UFC’s Power Slap League! 👻 A Ghost With a Fat, Hairy Agenda : Will Blunderfield is visited in a dream by a spectral advocate for bushy vaginas. She’s not resting in peace—she’s spreading p...

On Today’s Lightly Toasted Episode: 🔥 Tim returns from a boiling-hot Ashtabula trip to assess his mom’s mysterious medical woes She’s got heel pain, a raspy voice, and a death wish involving slippery bathtubs Thyroid drama turns out to be... absolutely nothing. Thank you, cockatoo receptionists. Tim sets up MyChart for his mom and immediately regrets knowing so much Landline bill from 1972 someho...

On this classic Sideshow-only episode now unlocked for the masses, Tim takes us on a guided tour of “Super Seducer” , the video game designed for dudes who think “no” is just a flirty form of “go on.” We follow along as Tim fails upward through a gauntlet of awkward flirtation, creepy seduction tips, and pickup artistry so bad it should be registered as a sex offense. ✨ In this episode: 🎮 A deep...

On Today's Show: 💥 When your work nickname is Mr. Pedophile , it might be time for a new profession… or, you know, prison. 💊 A redneck meltdown at CVS: “Only queer pharmacists give out gel caps!” Real men take tablets, apparently. 🎮 Nintendo nerds discover a controller pairing sound and lose their collective minds. (It’s just beeps, you virgins.) 🧠 TikTok Munchausen Update™: Deaf, autistic...

On the show today: 🧼 The shocking story of a woman too “disabled” to brush her teeth—but not too disabled to record 75 TikToks a day begging for cash 💥 When street festivals go too far: a woman GTA’s her way through a parade route because she had to get to work 📱 Phone screen repairs turn into hostage negotiations 💸 Capitalism is evil… unless it means getting free money from followers 🐮 Amazo...

On Today's Show: Balloon Squeaks & Baklava Reeks 🎈 Squeaky sex with balloon fetishists, including a true “Lunar’s Lunar” who makes love to latex while offering DIY netting tips 🐉 A dragon-being alien ambassador offers $10K meet-and-greets with blue extraterrestrials (no refunds, obviously) 👨‍⚕️ My 600-Pound Life star Stephen Asante returns looking Amish and acting feral—ranting, shittin...

On Today’s Show: We’re ending the week with a slathering of slop and sexual dysfunction! First up, an update on the original “Fat Man” of YouTube—turns out he scammed his own father out of $30,000 for scratch-offs and is now grounded like a 40-year-old teen. Then, we check in with the Manifesto of a Pornosexual , a man who treats edging like an Olympic sport and has a 19-hour personal best. God he...

On Today's Show:Tim’s Rant: Trump’s New Holidays Topic : Trump’s declaration of two new non-federal holidays: Victory Day for World War I (November 11) and Victory Day for World War II (May 8). Key Points Mocks the lack of days off: “You will celebrate those days just like you celebrate K-9 Veterans Day by forgetting it even fucking exists.” Compares the lack of initiative for military holiday...

Today on the show : Meade Skelton serenades us with a shockingly honest confession to credit card abuse in his new song, Daddy’s Credit Card The power of butthole fingering as a motivational tool A Florida woman weaponizes her bowels in a road rage incident (yep, someone shat on a car hood) Tim unveils his vision for "Legal-Sized Bread" — the revolutionary new loaf that threatens Big Bre...