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Episode Summary Tim checks in with Apple Podcast paranoia, a failed attempt to terrorize a sponsor’s sister, Mead Skelton’s latest accidentally revealing sermon on effeminate heterosexuality, and a news lineup featuring burger-related hard time, hotel coffee makers full of underwear sludge, Columbia House finally flatlining, and a Detroit anchor absolutely losing it over fat beaver talk. Mead Skel...

Episode Summary Monday’s show opens with fake Christian butt-rock, rolls straight into disorder fakers melting down on TikTok, a bus weirdo blaming lesbians for the birth rate, a furry performance called King Meow Meow , a Brazilian wax allegedly turning quiet farts into public announcements, and a Florida dog-poop feud that escalates exactly the way Florida dog-poop feuds should. A fake Christian...

Episode Summary Friday’s mess features Ted “Golden Voice” Williams slipping back into hard drugs, a Christian TikToker taking relationship advice from Dorothy via a direct phone line to God, Scientologists getting publicly humiliated at a recruitment table, VRChat psychos fighting fake CPS over fake children, and a new dating trend where men apparently try to seduce women by smelling like a forgot...

Episode Summary Wednesday’s slightly storm-damaged episode checks in on Meade Skelton after yet another romantic failure, laughs at a panic-stupid conspiracy that claimed Earth would lose gravity for seven seconds, and heads to Texas where saying bullshit at the wrong public meeting can apparently get you hauled off like a menace to society. Cincinnati weather once again dropkicks the production s...

Episode Summary Pastor Steven Anderson returns with a sermon that somehow gets worse every second, including the charming claim that you can’t rape your wife , women should be silent, and maybe society gave broads too many rights after all. The show is dedicated to DV listener Matt , courtesy of cousin Tyler , who used a sponsorship as a last-ditch attempt to stop a family cold war before Tyler fu...

Episode Summary Friday’s show is a glorious freak parade featuring Mead Skelton’s employment delusions , a Florida stalker who thought stealing a dead child’s ashes might win back his lady, rage-filled clips from the internet’s least stable weirdos, and a sponsor message that proudly kicked off the Summer of Jimothy . Scratch and Dent Pet Center opens the show with a deranged commercial full of ma...

This Best Of trip back to 2014 revisits the moment Pastor Manning first decided Starbucks was basically a gay Ebola delivery system, with bonus stops at a snot-dripping breakup, a maniac at In-N-Out, and a British porn case so stupid it somehow involved a tiger costume and the legal system. Tim opens with a quick programming note, then throws everyone into a vintage DV episode while warning Sidesh...

Episode Summary Wednesday’s show salutes women’s baseball with a truly punishing national anthem, checks in on Meade Skelton’s latest rich-guy bootlicking and suspiciously gay style analysis, and lets Alexis K. Tyler once again use her supernatural gifts to confirm that dead men are still hanging major pipe. The brand-new Women’s Pro Baseball League gets introduced to the world via a national anth...

Episode Summary Monday’s show lurches from a four-butthole demon sex nightmare to Christian car-paranoia, Rachel Gerster wishing chemo-baby horrors on a woman with cancer, and a Florida nursing assistant who decided a 93-year-old patient’s naked body was somehow worth texting as a joke. Tim’s nightmare kicks off the episode with a truly cursed scenario involving a demon, four oddly attractive butt...

Episode Summary Friday’s show celebrates birthday-week filth with Tonetta tributes, Pastor Manning’s truly graphic anti-gay sermon work, a plane passenger who got booted for preaching while an actual leather gimp got treated like helpful cabin staff, and Miss Princess AZ returning with enough drunken sex audio to make the Discord blush. Tonetta returns with Tim’s beloved birthday song, a deranged...

Episode Summary Wednesday’s show serves up a beautiful buffet of fried-condom panic, erotic stump appreciation, J.K. Rowling’s toilet-spy fantasy, hood justice with fake gasoline, and a police officer who looked less “medical episode” and more “absolutely not fit for duty.” Tim’s AI transcript project finally coughs up some deranged stats, including 44.6 million words , 4,800 hours of audio, and t...

Episode Summary Monday’s show kicks off birthday-week narcissism in style, then slides into intersex conspiracy sludge, satellite-tooth sabotage, horny foot-sniff field recordings, and a pair of news stories featuring a murdered influencer and a two-year-old who absolutely should not have been anywhere near cocaine. Birthday Week Tim declares himself untouchable, mead-free, and more impatient than...

Episode Summary Friday’s episode is a classy little sewer dive into porn preservation, sugar-baby road rage in Florida , Christian men too horny to survive a normal gym, and the shocking rise of the butt crack as porn’s next great frontier. Basically, DV stays committed to public service. Archive.org porn librarians are out there preserving everything from filthy VHS phone-sex ads to lactation neg...

Episode Summary Frilly Hayes kicks things off with a deeply cursed piss clip involving a trans woman, a bed that absolutely did not deserve this, and the revelation that most of the urine wasn’t even hers. Black Prophet Legacy sends Tim the X link that unleashes an entire discussion about mommy-daughter pee fetish energy , mattress damage, hydration levels, and why some people should never be allo...

Episode Summary Monday’s show kicks off with fish-juice vomiting, rolls through a wearable laundry basket infomercial, stops for a painfully sincere queer-podcast apology, and somehow still finds time for a deformed raccoon hero, a burger slogan censorship fight, and Florida fentanyl stashed in every available body compartment. The Surströmming Fish Juice and Sprite Challenge opens the show with e...

Friday’s show is a beautiful trash fire of broke-guy financing, vegan dick songs, Meade Skelton losing his mind over self-checkout, a naked gun-runner, an Uber scissors stabbing, and ChatGPT allegedly cheering on a woman’s delusions all the way into traffic. Real feel-good summer material. Josh Sakers returns from the vegan content graveyard with another horny plant-based anthem, once again making...

Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is a real sampler platter of beautiful American rot: autistic train ecstasy, woodland white-pride poetry, a fat-fetish social network full of horny weirdos, a military asshole-blister crisis, Chuck Schumer possibly farting on C-SPAN, and a Florida woman accidentally rolling around with a license plate that basically says squeeze ass . The episode opens with a deran...

Episode Summary Monday’s show has everything a civilized brain rejects on contact: Pastor Steven Anderson getting hauled off to a psych ward, Galileo2333 defending Somali child brides like a speed-freak lunatic, horny old-man pet-store behavior in Florida, and a Disney-area creep getting romantic with a vacuum cleaner. The show opens with an absolutely cursed international version of The Nanny , b...

Episode Summary This Best Of installment is a glorious grab bag of old-school DV filth, featuring a Thai prostitute speed-reading her menu, a hospital that promises to de-drunk you in ten days, Rain Florence offering foreskin restoration counseling for cash, and multiple people getting obliterated by trains because apparently railroad tracks remain irresistible to the profoundly stupid. Tim checks...

Episode Summary Friday’s show is a greasy buffet of hotline perverts, Andy Ditch getting busted over his diffuser stink offensive, a man who used his severed penis like a flammable prop, and a whole lot of gay panic disguised as patriot masculinity. Frankie MacDonald delivers a weather update for Sydney, Nova Scotia that quickly becomes a celebration of sunshine, female fans, and women in bikinis...

On Today's Show: The episode kicks off with a mentally handicapped rendition of Proud Mary , which somehow rolls directly into the return of Prescription Lady , now remixed into a full-blown crystal-meth pop icon. Tim debuts a fresh musical abomination built from her one-word discography, including a tweaker rewrite of I Am a Happy Mall Walker Girl . Against all reason, it kind of slaps. Liste...

Episode Summary The summer Sideshow sale gets revived after site issues blocked signups, so the annual “please support this stupidity before summer kills me” campaign is officially back on. Tim revisits the depressing majesty of the Great American State Fair , which still sounds less like a celebration and more like a heat-soaked recruitment expo with a single Ferris wheel and several kiddie-pool...

The program opens with an aggressively stupid and weirdly committed “Watch Me Use My Dildo” rap, because apparently that’s how we honor the nation before fireworks season. Tim checks back in after returning from Ohio, where he’s been dealing with his mom’s medical situation, endless driving, and the general spiritual rot of Ashtabula . There’s also an extra detour to Buffalo for a vintage computer...

Episode Summary Tim cracks open a gloriously sweaty Sideshow mess packed with busted national anthems, STD paperwork on Judge Judy , a toilet allegedly murdered by one very large backside, porn sites trying to become prestige TV, a woman dropping a public deuce on a public bus, school pickup line cocaine, and a parade of beautifully deranged voicemails. Best Of opener, fresh chaos anyway: Tim chec...

The Garbage Man Wants Your Pussy • Krispy Kreme Cunnilingus • Concert Seat Catastrophes Today's episode begins with Tim pulling back the curtain on one of Tainted Broth's most beloved songs. You'll hear the hilariously awful "human demo" that eventually became A Whole Raw Load , proving that sometimes artificial intelligence really is smarter than the guy behind the microphon...