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A Two Part Season 1 Finale! Just another typical wedding day on Planet Waldor. Or is it??? (It isn't, in case you can't wait to find out) Our Sponsor for today is St. Tetanus Medical Center.  Enjoy! Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay Music:  "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay   Music: “Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixaba...

What happens when two little caterpillars come across a deadly enemy? Also, episodes now include a "Discount Idea" and I read fan mail!  Our Sponsor for today is Grandpa Old Timey's Cornmeal (flavored product). CONTENT WARNING: Profanity, Violence, Body Horror, Gore Enjoy! Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong...

Our team of Discount Storytime Explorers found a long lost script for Moby Dick, initially written as a radio drama Western!  Enjoy the never heard before performance of this classic tale! Our sponsor for today is Bland-O's cereal, made with real water chestnuts! Enjoy! Content Warning: Profanity, Gunshots, Gun Violence Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pix...

Across the galaxy, Captain Argus faces a survival challenge on a hostile planet, armed with little more than his wits and a stash of Taco Bell gift cards. His encounter with a Zambar Legion spaceship presents a thrilling twist and the possibility of rescue. However, is all what is seems? (Usually this means 'no'.) Our sponsor is "Sorceress on the Set" documentary. Find more sto...

What happens when Della is thrown into the torture dungeon for refusing to marry the evil King Blaine?  Content Warning: Profanity, References to torture and body horror. Music:  "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay   Backing tracks for "Be Our Guest" and "Beauty and the Beast" provided by Karaoke-Version.com "Click here to say hi!" S...

Hold onto your seats, dear listeners, because I read comics to my kids for the first time! And it is so exciting and not made up at all! Our sponsor today is the upcoming 17-hour film 'Wuthering Bottoms.' Enjoy! Content warning for profanity. Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay    “superhero theme...

Have you ever wondered what might want from a small beachside bakery? Join us for a thrilling tale at Cookie Cabana, where Mandy and Barry find themselves in the midst of an unexpected heist led by a trio of blue-furred, feather-adorned robbers.   Our sponsor for today is the new business book "The Extortionist's Guide to Success."  Enjoy Content Warning: profanity, gunshots, gun vi...

Hello Listeners. A while back the show went to twice weekly, and unfortunately, I've felt a drop in quality while trying to maintain that schedule. You deserve better than that!  Discount Storytime will return to publishing every Monday, and will be adding back in the commercials, music, sound effects, and most importantly, one fuller story, rather than two 'filler' stories each wee...

In this story I answer what millions of listeners seem to want to know most, what is dinner conversation like at my home? Enjoy! Content warning for profanity. Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay   "Click here to say hi!" Support the show Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky Email me here !  Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

What happens when a minor car accident on your wedding day introduces you to a sewage-dripping creature that knows nothing about human life?  Content warning for profanity. Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay   "Click here to say hi!" Support the show Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky Email me here !  Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

What if understanding goose honks could change a family's destiny? Will my cousin Peggy's quirky major in goose lexicology, once the subject of her parents' jokes, becomes the hero of our story? Listen and find out. Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay   "Click here to say hi!" Support the show Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky Ema...

Episode 38 "the Orphan King" is now available. Also, I won almost first place in a karaoke competition!  Enjoy "Click here to say hi!" Support the show Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky Email me here !  Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

"Brick by Brick." When parts of my house go missing, I am on the case. Sort of. Enjoy! Content Warning for profanity. Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay   "Click here to say hi!" Support the show Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky Email me here !  Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

Wait, is this Thursday? Why yes! We at Discount Storytime are now providing TWO stories per week! In episode 36, I try to make the perfect sun baked potato, humanity's dream come true. Enjoy! Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay   "Click here to say hi!" Support the show Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky Email me here !  Thank you for being...

This episode is a collection of thoughts and musings I've had while writing stories.  To my listeners, you're welcome and I'm sorry. Our Small Business Shout Out this week is Beaverdale Books. Hear Jan tell us about not just this awesome little bookstore, but all the exciting events coming up. www.beaverdalebooks.com facebook.com/BeaverdaleBooks instagram: @beaverdalebooks X: @beave...

In this episode of Discount Storytime, I, Coffee McCann, bring you a story straight from the eccentric mind of my grandpa Jeff. Join me for a tale packed with cultural references, bizarre situations, and a healthy dose of humor that promises to entertain and remind us all of the stories we inherit. So grab a coffee, settle in, and let's embark on an adventure that makes you appreciate the qui...

What childhood memory fills your heart with holiday cheer? Join the Discount Storytime team aboard the Starship Scam Likely as Clayton Groppel, the ship navigator and chief financial strategist, enchants us with tales from his youth on the whimsical world of Alga-4. Raised amidst the opulence of the Groppel family, renowned as the Luxury Floss Barons, Clayton shares the excitement of waiting for S...

Ever found yourself stuck in a restaurant with a menu thick enough to be a doorstop, only to be told your order needs to pass a vote? Welcome to Robert's Burgers, where our pursuit of a meal turned into a comedy of errors fit for the stage. This episode of Discount Storytime takes you along for the ride as my family and I embark on a quest for the best hamburger, only to be halted by a menu t...

Join me, Coffee McCann, as we read the long-lost final draft of the classic tale, discovered by our global team of lost literature explorers. Amidst humorous banter and heartwarming exchanges, follow Jack on his adventure up the beanstalk to a world filled with surprises and laughter. Don't miss this captivating retelling that promises to entertain while leaving you pondering the true nature...

Ever stumbled upon something so peculiar that it sets off an unexpected adventure? I had such an experience at a bustling downtown market where a massive, mysterious coin caught my eye. This odd discovery led me beneath the ordinary surface of city life, revealing a secret passage and introducing me to the enigmatic world of a dark cult. We still have free stickers left for those who want to answe...

Ever wondered what happens when a high-powered CEO returns to her hometown for Thanksgiving and finds more than just cranberry sauce waiting for her? Join us on a whimsical journey with Wilhelmina, who, despite her corporate success, feels the blues creeping in this holiday season. Back in the charming town of Misty Canker, she stumbles upon a familiar face from her past, Tom Humdrum, igniting a d...

What if your basset hounds were keeping secrets that could shake your world? Join me as I unravel a day in the life of Doug, where his lovable companions, Cooper and Alice, might just be gossiping behind his back. From a mysterious encounter with his neighbor's pug to a disapproving bark over the phone, the suspense builds. Reflecting on how our actions echo through our lives, this tale will...

Prepare yourself for a captivating journey through the realms of cinema and the afterlife in our latest episode of Discount Storytime. Join us with our extraordinary guest, Taggart Brumble, as he takes us on a nostalgic trip to the early 1900s with "All Things Movie." Experience the scandal of a silent film that once left audiences scandalized, complete with its original score for an aut...

Join us for an unpredictable ride in this episode of Discount Storytime, featuring "CyCop the Cyclops Cop" and the quirky tale of "Handwashing Day." Detective Patel and Officer Cyclops find themselves tangled in a web of mystery and humor as they chase down a robber with a suspiciously similar appearance to Officer Cyclops. In "Handwashing Day" a second grade class le...

Step into the eerie world of Discount Storytime's first annual Halloween SpookyCast, where history and horror collide in a time-bending adventure! What happens when a time machine tweaks the tales of terror from classic horror films of the 70s and 80s? Professor Theodos Crumblesquat, the brilliant mind behind the time-traveling marvel, joins us for a wild ride through iconic moments of horror...