Dis Dat with My Cousin Vlad

Vlad continues recounting the Europe Trip of a lifetime in 2006, stories of debauchery, gay antics and pills in Rome, over to Barcelona and then caps it with the parties in Ibiza. Strap in for a sweaty and dancey episode. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDE...

Dimche gets caught by his Mrs for lewd behaviour and is held up in court, Vlad rants about men being friends with women, Chiropractors that are charismatic to win business, fearing for his children and many more rabbit holes with Vladice in Wonderland. Banging Episode!  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, sticker...

Vlad rants about Wogs having beach BBQs on Australia Day, Samoans eating spiked ocean urchins, lebos with chickens, Serbs with never-ending looped music, having erectile dysfunction, porn addicted men that can't approach women and having deep and meaningful with your Mrs after 18 years.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboa...

Vlad encounters challenges that sway his mindset a fraction, takes account of what is real and fake, realises that no one is getting into a relationship in the future, the lost generation of OnlyFans girls and gives some hope to a few question askers.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & muc...

Vlad denounces any warnings about life traps, gets controlled by his kids, asks his father in law for his Mrs hand in marriage, talks about Woolies and woke businesses that don't care about anything & recounts a night his mate was nearly killed with a sword.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers,...

Welcome to 2024! Vlad calls the year in with rants on fashion, women being contradictory, blokes lying and being too fashionable to pick up chicks, how to buy an investment with your sister and having a big family Christmas listening to the priest giving his sermon.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers,...

Live from the Audi, Vlad watches 2 x new movies, goes on holidays with the family, dissects toxic family issues, sets some boundaries, gets told his Mrs Pty Ltd is an author, talks about fake fortunes and living a modern life. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR FIRST...

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! Vlad rants on 'self-care' specialists, getting his testosterone checked, wog family lunches, who he'd have at his Christmas get together, how to keep the cuntiness down at family events and when he found out that Santa wasn't real!  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, s...

This week Vlad discusses why men are from Mars and women are from Venus, red flags on first dates, why men are attracted to drilling, getting married and having kids instead of eating smashed avocado and speaks to Andrew Tate about having 7 wives.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much mo...

Vlad tries to avoid his Mrs by putting up Christmas lights on his roof at night, realises society is a trap, discusses people pretending to work from home, how to break up with your boss & why W*gs don't respect much else apart from food and a clean house.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, f...

Wogs love staring and Vlad starts sweating from embarrassment at a Christening, talks about how to seize the moment, Wives VS Balkan Mother-in-Laws, when you should let your Missus move in to your place and Wog Christmas lunches.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YOUR F...

Vlad walks in the bush to find an injured rock wallaby, is paranoid about normal life because of 1990s trauma, visits a library with interesting characters, talks about Sydney the cocaine/cavoodle capital of Australia and has little advice about the youth making money in todays age.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, broc...

To Vlad's delight, Kim Kardashian graces the cover of shitbox magazine GQ's Man Of The Year edition, placing in the category of Man of the Year, Vlad explains to you why we are living in the age of cringe and acceptance, travels down many Vladice in Wonderland rabbit holes about superficiality, the past, the future and terrible music.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 R...

Instant Karma Vlad regrettably travels with Jetstar and sits next to a CMMBB and watches her not get what she wants, when she wants and how she deals with it, snaps about lazy rich tradies during inflation times, trying to relax during adulthood mayhem and how he got into comedy.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochur...

Vlad snaps about the village mindset, poor communication amongst men toward each other, how mental health is a part of everyones life these days, working hard to be assertive and not get bashed, Alex Volkanovski and his words on mental health and how Great Expectations lead to heavy burdens. Vladice in Wonderland gets deep and heavy. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE S...

Vlad argues with a few hours with his Mrs on the drive home from Canberra, learns about himself, gets lost in the rabbit holes because of exhaustion, teaches how to speak to Wogs about leaving home & reveals some embarrassing moments in his youth. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST #1 REAL ESTATE SIGNS! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much...

Vlad wraps about Melbourne, playing to thousands of people, the difference between Sydney and Melbourne, getting married late or early and committing to a big goal. Also debut track Little Machine at the end! SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST NEW PODCAST SPONSOR!!!!!! #1 Real Estate Signs! The Real Estate Agents GO-TO Signboards, brochures, stickers, flags & much more! 10% OFF YO...

Red wine and sashimi, Vlad gets tipsy and spins some Doctors out at a private luncheon in an expensive waterfront home, discusses being famous only because you're hot, pays homage to people that were smart in the past & flirts with an Indian waitress (not really, though)  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST TAKEOFF MARKETING (Real Estate Lead Generation Experts) Marketing agen...

Vlad reads about how Mick Jagger isn't leaving his children any inheritance, attends a funeral, dives into the depression of our technology dependent society, ponders the future advice for his kids and cries over a song at the end.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST TAKEOFF MARKETING (Real Estate Lead Generation Experts) Marketing agency exclusively servicing residential real es...

Vlad wants people to serve him and his ideology, so he gives advice about deleting people from your cypher that don't serve you, takes no accountability for anything, talks abut how. we all contributed to a ca$hless society and answers questions about life. New jingles in! STSTSTP! SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST TAKEOFF MARKETING (Real Estate Lead Generation Experts) Marketin...

Welcome Vladiators! Welcome All! MDMA with My Cousin Vlad is a new segment on the podcast that stands for 'Modern Day Mind Advice' - in an effort to collaborate with some different minds, opinions, perspectives and challenge Vlad's thinking and unlock some new strategies for navigating the modern world, Vlad sits down with different people that are far more versed in the world of ps...

You think you can't buy a house in this country,  Vlad gives you a dot point list of strategies to get one, how to live to 250 years old to pay a mortgage, his first experience  going left, the pros and cons of being a Wog in Australia and not eating for 40 hours. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST TAKEOFF MARKETING (Real Estate Lead Generation Experts) Marketing agency exclusive...

Vlad celebrates 10 years of marriage by helping you desperados edit your Tinder profiles to attract a woman to be the mother of your children, how to deal with the same girl, how to break up with your uncle and why lying to yourself should give you nightmares. SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST NEW SPONSOR ALERT! TAKEOFF MARKETING (Real Estate Lead Generation Experts) Marketing agency...

This week Vlad flys into Melbourne to have dinner with Ibby Akbar and the Sooshi Mango boys, jumps on a 30 min Podcast with Ibby and talks camels, conspiracy theories, Sydney Renos and Smugness - also recounts a story from his most recent Jetstar experience! Ibby Akbar - Instagram.com/ibby_a SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST NEW SPONSOR ALERT! TAKEOFF MARKETING (Real Estate Lead Gene...

Vlad snaps his foot at Tennis, pays off a Range Rover for a doctor, gets trolled by feminists, looks in the mirror for problems, takes a trip down memory lane to 2000 before phones made us robots and reflects on how nothing has changed from all the rallying.  SUPPORT THE SUPPORTERS THAT SUPPORT THE PODCAST NEW SPONSOR ALERT! TAKEOFF MARKETING (Real Estate Lead Generation Experts) Marketing agency...