Dirty Turtles Podcast

The 2022 NFL Draft is here and the boys got in the studio to do a mock draft of all 32 picks in the first round. Tune in for some shocking picks, including a QB taken early and a notable WR falling.

The BIG 20. The Dirty Turtles are back to recap MLB opening day, the Masters and preview the NBA play-in. We also draft ice cream flavors and roast Nate’s picks. We start the show with a tribute to Dwayne Haskins.

The Final Four is set and the St. Peter’s Cinderella run has finally ended. We debate the ideal NCAA Tournament matchups and break down the latest NFL free agency news, including Tyreek Hill to Miami. We also recap the Will Smith slap and finish with a draft of beverages.

The NFL is once again king, as the free-agency period has stars signing all over the place. Deshaun Watson is a Brown, Tom Brady has un-retired and Za'Darius Smith said never mind to Baltimore. We also recap the first weekend of NCAA Tournament and draft our favorite March Madness moments. Loaded show!

Shorter episode, but we’ve still got some monster news in the NFL to talk about. The MLB is back, Carson Wentz is a Washington Commander, and Khalil Mack has been traded to the Chargers.

Russell Wilson is a Denver Bronco and Duncan is heartbroken. The boys talk about the winners and losers of the trade, including an argument over Denver's future. We also discuss the new Panera coming to Stamp and finish with a draft of U.S. sports stadiums.

Maryland’s head coaching process is heating up, as the finalists for the position are emerging. Segments include “Best NFL Uniforms” and “All Star Weekend Review." We also have a draft of UMD buildings, because why not?

The NFL season has ended, with the Rams being crowned Super Bowl champions. The boys recap the big game, Nate was not a fan of the commercials, and Duncan is a pessimist as always. We also give a quick recap of the season as a whole, including biggest surprises and disappointments.

With the NFL Honors happening tonight, the boys are holding their own end-of-the-season awards ceremony. Our top awards include: Best Game of the Year, Biggest Loss Taken and Least Valuable Player.

Brian Flores is suing the NFL, and the Bengals and Rams are headed to the Super Bowl. Nate gives his take on the new Washington team name. We also discuss Maryland basketball's loss to Michigan state, as well as other Terps competing last week.

Tom Brady has retired (probably???) and the boys look back on the legacy of the GOAT. We preview the exciting Championship Sunday and review the newest coaching hires around the league. Stay tuned at the end for a trivia competition on the 2021 season.

One of the wildest weeks of football has come and gone and the boys are revamping all four games. The Rams almost blew it, the Bills are heartbroken, and the No. 1-seeds fell apart. We also discuss the legacy of now-retired Sean Payton.

The boys are back on zoom for the last show before the spring semester. We recap each game of the Super Wild Card, as well as preview the very exciting matchups of the divisional round. We also briefly discuss the coaching firings in the league so far.

After a long-ish hiatus from the studio, the boys are on Zoom to talk about all things NFL as the regular season approaches its end. All four of our teams lost, Arizona continues to skid, the Packers barely won and are the Bills legit? We also give our final playoff predictions and finish with game picks for Week 17.

In the final show on campus, the Turtles recap Week 14 of the NFL. Jonas had his first losing week, the Football Team disappointed, and what's wrong with Arizona? We also finish the show with a recap of our first semester college experiences and, as always, our picks for Week 15.

It's Week 14 and the Turtles are back in the studio. Segments include Chase Claypool making some not-so-smart plays, a fantasy draft, a College Football Playoff preview and game picks. We also address the tragic loss of Demaryius Thomas.

The boys are back in the studio to recap an interesting Week 13. Duncan went 0-4 in picks, the Patriots are the best in the AFC (again), Brandon and Jonas get roasted for Baltimore's loss to the Steelers and Nate's Football Team is on a four-game winning streak. Stay tuned for some fun stories on campus at the end!

The guys are back from Thanksgiving break to cover everything that happened in Week 12. The Titans stink (again), the Cowboys have come down to Earth, and everyone is once again afraid of the Chiefs. As always, Brandon and Jonas defend the Ravens and Lamar after a tough win. Stay tuned for a quick update on the most electric Flag Football team at University of Maryland at the end of the show!

After a long week of work before Thanksgiving break, the boys sit down for the lone episode of the week. The NFL is complete chaos, Nate is sick, UMD basketball stinks, we were all completely wrong about the Rams and much much more. A recap of Week 10, as well as a look ahead to Week 11 and game picks.

The boys sit down to talk OBJ to the Rams, Cam's reunion in Carolina, as well as some memorable moments in NFL history. As always, we finish with predictions for Week 10 of the NFL season.

Jonas, Nate, Brandon, and Duncan sit down to recap a wild Week 9 of NFL Football. Upsets everywhere, our locks were wrong, and the league makes no sense. Later, the boys give their midseason playoff predictions and awards.

Jonas Evans, Brandon Schwartzberg, Nathan Schwartz and Duncan Irvine start a new new sports podcast.