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Yeah, that… that’s a weirdly placed exclamation point. Do you know who else uses exclamation points? Tim Curry! (Perfect segue.) We get a lot of good stuff from this move: a small town that tries and fails to be sinister, Scooby and Shaggy being gluttons to a truly unpleasant degree, and the Hex Girls! One […]

We’ve never managed a Halloween episode, and we’re not starting now! Join us on a terrifying island where the zombies are the least of your problems! Listen to Andy’s Scooby-Doo impression! Gasp out loud at the monster reveal! Consider that there are more confederate soldiers than strictly necessary for this kind of film. Our theme […]

I’m hating that title more and more as time goes on. Remember when we watched good movies? Well, this time we didn’t. Patrick Warburton is trying his best, Hayden Panettiere was did okay, and Glenn Close is, I’ll say it, asleep at the wheel. Don’t forget to pledge to A Summer of Sci-Fi & Fantasy: […]

I’m sure we’re all just ecstatic to be talking about the most hideous 3d animation ever conceived of again. At least this time, there’s a good story behind it. Oh, wait, I’m reviewing the footage, and I can’t even say that in jest. Welp, here’s a movie. Don’t forget to pledge to A Summer of […]

Remember when Disney decided they were going to put their 2d animation out to pasture, but decided to give it one last ride? Well, this is what they made. And it sure was… a moovie. This episode is not as punny as that description would suggest. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find […]

This might be the least we’ve ever talked about a movie! I’m pretty sure we only named two characters! I’m also pretty sure Disney is a company full of cowards who won’t let a group of bears play the jug in their terrible movie! that’s right, I’ve got opinions! Strong opinions! Strong, weird opinions! I’ve […]

Well, it’s that time of year again. There’s a lot of Christmas specials on this nondenominational podcast. And this is our second year in a row with Disney shorts! Spoiler: don’t watch this movie. Our theme music is Ukulele for Christmas by Lee Rosevere  Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is […]

This episode we watched The Land Before Time II – The Great Valley Adventure and The Land Before Time V: The Mysterious Island. One of them held up! You will immediately know which one. In any case, Chomper is the best. No notes on his performance. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find […]

We’re back! And we’re ready and raring to talk about a real boring movie where basically nothing happens for a while and then it’s over. he end. Our theme music is Homeward by Scott Buckley. Find us on the Internet! Email is mail@directto.video Youtube channel is Direct to Video Podcast Andy’s other podcast is Time […]

Time to talk about everyone’s favorite “character who is technically a Disney princess now, but only in the same way that Jack Kirby is a Disney legend:” Anastasia! (Technically this description also applies to Princess Leia and probably a character in Avatar.) We do talk a bit about how Disney owns everything now, and how […]

Wow, it almost sounds like Tony forgot to adjust his levels before recording. Hmm… This episode, we reviewed the one Disney sequel only available on vhs: Hercules: Zero to Hero! Was it a fun romp through a Saturday morning cartoon version of Greek myth, or was it a bunch of cobbled together mythology references with […]

New music, new… season? Anyway, I’m trying a new format in the descriptions. I was bored, sue me. We talk about Disney’s Hercules! It’s definitely a mess, but is is a charming mess or an infuriating one? We… boy we argue on that point. The good news is, we also manage to talk about important […]

The least sexy episode 69 ever. Important questions: What was that twenty minute fake out about? Where is the Wikimedia Zone? Was this whole series Andy’s fault? Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony pledging to never watch another of Richard Rich’s trash movies again. Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere […]

Oh, no! We watched a terrible romcom and accidentally released it as a Valentine’s Day episode! Important questions: Did the animation get worse? How many movies is this movie? When will law enforcement figure out this tax scam? Keep an ear out for the sound of two people who are well and truly warn down […]

Just in case you didn’t get enough of us this year. Important questions: Why are Hewey, Dewey, and Louie so terrible? Are Max and Goofy Codependent? Did Andy… cut out tangents?? Keep an ear out for Tony armchair diagnosing Goofy and Andy condemning us to revisiting a classic series. Our theme music is The instrumental […]

The bell is a metaphor.

Frank Welker was the baby bird, oh my gosh.

We're back! From outer space.

A story about a space cop fighting his dad. Important questions: Who will betray Buzz in the final act!? Who is the most nineties character in this movie? Why are the little green men charming? Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony talking about Star Wars again, but this time it’s thematic! Our theme […]

There are a nonzero amount of dogs barking on this recording, am I’m choosing to call that “thematic.” Important questions: Is Harry a cop? Does Pikachu hate cops? How much Star Wars talk did I have to cut? Keep an ear out for Andy and Tony each getting obsessive about different twists. Our theme music […]

"Most powerful Pokemon." Yeah, okay.

This franchise has gone on far longer than forever.

New year, same old terrible series. I deeply regret returning to this poisoned well. Important questions: Does anyone watch these movies? Why is Spider-Man acting so stupid? What is the worst plan in this film? Keep an ear out for the triumphant(?) return of Number Nine. Our theme music is Planet E by Lee Rosevere Find […]

All right, one last time before the end of the year, let’s finish a series. Important questions: Could they have more blatantly gotten Robin Williams back? How racist are the forty thieves? In what myriad of ways does Cassim suck? Keep an ear out for Andy referring to Cassim as a “daddy” and Tony refusing […]

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