Did You Miss Me? | A Pretty Little Buffy Pod

Hey Upper East Siders. We promised we would commute all over the world - Miami, Orange County, Wisteria Lane (wink) - but we do need to get a check up to make sure we're fit to travel. But wait, what in the Sacred Heart is going on here? Blue eyed cuties, incompetent blondies, petty janitors - this hospital has so much to comment on. If we can get Dr Daddy, sorry, Dr Cox, to treat us, we might be...

Gossip Girl here, whilst I enjoy sipping martinis on the beach as I observe Serena’s LA antics, I’m ready to return home where, a certain future princess of Monaco is living her best Mamma Mia life. Who’s the daddy B? You can’t avoid it forever, not that your double D team will let you. Also returning to the Upper East Side? Our very own favourite con artist, Ivy Dickens, and she’s ready to show t...

"Hey Upper East Siders. We are more than prepared to say hello to our favourite con artist Charlie/Ivy as we say goodbye to nonce Ben, please die on your way out. Shame Vanessa can't follow him. Instead, she tries to get back into Dan's heart, not that she was ever there to begin with. He is pining for Blair, who is now starring in her own version of Mamma Mia, New York style. Royal fantasies, evi...

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We interrupt your listening experience with technical difficulties, our connection seemed to have crashed because of Serena and Ben. Expect better reception next week. Bye Ben.

Xxx

What do you do when your sister is exiled from the upper East Side? Stand by your Dan What do you do when you’re overcome by hate you have to have sex on every available surface? Stand by your Dan What do you when your dresses are sabotaged? Stand by your Dan What do you when you are Dan? Stand by your Dan or stalk Serena idk. Gossip Girl Episodes Covered 4x6: Easy J 4x7: War at The Roses 4x8: Jul...

Please get tested lovelies, if youre lucky you might even get daddy cox to yell at you while you do it, especially if you've indulged your fetishes with an octopus. It's not that deep, after all"

Gossip Girl here, whilst I enjoy sipping a champagne on the beach as I observe the scandals of Miami, the city is calling me home to roll my eyes at Serena and Blair’s antics, and who needs the ice truck killer when you’ve got Chuck Bass at home? But rest easy dark passengers, I’ll be back, I always come back. XO XO Gossip Girl

You know what they say about divine intervention, if you let Jesus take the wheel you can out run the law.. just barely Dexter. Dexter Episodes Covered: - 1x5: Love American Style - 1x6: Return To Sender

Paging Dr Cox, we hear that Serena’s daddy is back in town and trying to steal your title of Dr Daddy, but don’t worry we ordered the firing squad to take out William once and for all. Remove your scrubs William, your liscence has been revoked - XOXO Tv Socialites

Spotted: Clueless, head band girl,Amy Santiago attempting to take down Queen B, doesn’t she know you if you play with fire you get your headband revoked?

Let’s give our boy Dexter, a very suspicious looking plastic hand for not killing a beagle in the making of this episode. We give no flowers to Leshitter for turning on her humanity as if she is Stefan Salvatore. You don’t get points for cleaning up your own guilt, Maria. Dexter Episodes Covered: 1x3: Popping Cherry 1x4: Let’s Give The Boy A Hand

Polite reminder Upper East Siders, ignorance isn’t bliss and we don’t give passes to our resident bad boy for his deplorable actions on the rooftop or for playing real life monopoly and selling his girlfriend for a hotel. Dismissal on his crimes gets the TV socialites stamp of disapproval. Art imitates life, life imitates art, art seperated from the artist, critique of the artist. We invite you to...

The fictional world is full of shitty men, and none are more shitter than Wisteria Lane’s very own mild child, Tom Scarvo. Tom might not be worthy of Lynette, but he’s worthy of Dexter’s table and our Nandos rage scale. From cheerleader fantasies to WIGS, Tom Scarvo’s asshole is getting ripped wide open.

Happy Thanksgiving, Upper East Siders. This year we are trading gratitude for political scandals, our best friend for a married man who definitely won’t abandon us at the side of the road in a wrecked car, and a celebrity girlfriend for our stalker bestie. Remember Upper East Siders, our lives are not so glamorous from the inside, don’t look too close through the windows. You may not like what you...

Welcome to the dollhouse, Dexter. On your fridge you’ll find a strategically placed doll head. Please open the door to claim your reward. Dexter Episodes Covered: Pilot 1x02: Crocodile Tears

From serial killers to serial brides, Lily Vanderwoodsen is getting married again, and we’ve received our yearly invitation. Surprise Mother fucker, Serena has a new dad, Lily and Rufus have a new son, and tables are flipped instead of topped. You don’t want to miss the event of the year. ​ XO XO, Tv Socialites Gossip Girl Episodes Covered: 3x3: The Lost Boy 3x4: Dan De Fleurette 3x5: Rufus Gettin...

Spotted: Brooklyn Gothic Barbie unleashing her inner dark passenger and spilling yoghurt instead of blood. Remember Upper East Siders, yoghurt kills. Gossip Girl Episodes Covered: 3x3: The Lost Boy 3x4: Dan De Fleurette 3x5: Rufus Getting Married 3x6: Enough About Eve 3x7: How To Succeed In Bassness

That’s right upper east siders, we’re headed to Miami to solve some crimes and be very anti social

Even Gossip Girl has technical difficulties and we here at Tv Socialities HQ apologise for the interruption

Once More, with scandal, that’s the way of the upper east side where my labels are the only ones that matter. You think changing location means you can out run me? I’m there with you always, reminding you that Serena Vanderwoodsen, you will always be irrelevant. You might have graduated from high school, but you can’t take the high school out of the girl. This year will be a hellmouth.

Oops, Serena did it again, ran away and got married to another soggy bread man in Spain after a drunken night, Gabriel, yet another man on our disapproval list. This week is messy from drunken marriages, to interrupted religious ceremonies and and hurricane Blair taking down her friends one at a time. Grab your umbrellas Upper East Siders, we hear the he rain in Spain doesn’t stay mainly in the pl...

Someone give Chuck Bass his flowers for his powerful performance of grief but Blair isn’t receiving flowers this year because she didn’t get into Yale. Dan and Serena may think their new English teacher is the greatest, but here at Tv Socialites HQ, we send Nonces straight to jail. Grab your orange jump suit Rachel, Blair might not be going to Yale but You’re going to Jail. *No Rory Glimore’s were...

It’s a wonderful life on the Upper East side full of secrets, lies and scandals and we are ready to expose it all under fluorescent lights. The frustration at Serena’s choice in bland and pretentious men increases, Cyrus has finally arrived and stolen our hearts, Little J desires to be Nathan Scott and Muffy’s Muff got stuffed. Here at TV Socialites, We question everything and trust nobody. XO XO...