Austin Yorski

Dice Funk - D&D Comedy

Comedy EN ↓ 650 episodes

An actual-play podcast about goblins, anarchists, lesbians, and lesbian goblin anarchists. It will make you both laugh and cry. Every season is a self-contained story, so start with the latest campaign!

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Austin Yorski

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Dice Funk S2: Part 37 - My Ghost Mom 26.02.2017 1:14:14

As the Airship Zavala falls from the Feywild skies, the crew has to choose who lives and who dies. Then they have to find Welch the Blue and reclaim Ehlonna's Bane. Alias decides the future of his family. Drop makes a critical fashion choice. Lavinia risks it all. Violet tries the worst idea. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas:...

Dice Funk S2: Part 36 - Unicorndogucopia 19.02.2017 1:15:05

As the world slips below the waves, the crew steels itself to answer the call of the Feywild. Alias learns a tragic truth about their strategy. Drop ruminates on the laws of the universe. Lavinia breaks bad, bad news. Violet remembers a critical element of her backstory. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "...

Dice Funk S2: Part 35 - Deep Cuts & Hot Takes 12.02.2017 1:40:03

The crew is split between a battle to the death in front of a hell portal and a touching scene about family and regret. TONAL WHIPLASH ABOUNDS. Alias gets creative with his spells. Drop reunites with his oldest friend. Lavinia closes a chapter of her love life. Violet leverages both brain and brawn against evil. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrg...

Dice Funk S2: Part 34 - Spicy Kick Sandwich 05.02.2017 1:04:08

The only thing standing between the crew and an airship is a shapeshifting serial killer. You know what that means: BOSS FIGHT!!! Alias pulls a sick stunt. Drop tries to be a better person. Lavinia hugs dramatically. Violet charges ahead, consequences be damned. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" S...

Dice Funk S2: Part 33 - The Axe Pile 29.01.2017 1:08:46

Everything hangs on a fateful reunion with the Blackhearts, but there's just one little errand to run first.... Alias refurbishes a boat. Drop confesses a dangerous truth. Lavinia sends a miracle home. Violet takes a dip. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan...

Dice Funk S2: Part 32 - It's Not Lupus 22.01.2017 1:35:41

The only thing left is the endgame. So... now what? Alias branches out into YET ANOTHER class. Drop ditches an incendiary item. Lavinia sends text messages. Violet gets drunk and fights a friend. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://t...

Dice Funk S2: Part 31 - Spider Jail 15.01.2017 1:08:27

The drow are on the warpath, but will the crew survive long enough to deal with their invasion? Alias gets greasy. Drop practices parley. Lavinia is so, so, so confused. Violet asks permission to stab. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://t...

Dice Funk S2: Part 30 - Purple Haze 08.01.2017 1:04:34

A rescue mission pushes the crew to their absolute limit, as the finale of the Cascades arc looms in the dark distance. Alias forms the B-Unit. Drop demands his clothes back. Lavinia endures internal struggles. Violet takes Mittens for a walk. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano:...

Dice Funk S2: Part 29 - Good Cop / Good Cop 01.01.2017 1:15:19

The party reunites, debriefs, and goes shopping. Surely this will only lead to good things! Alias puts the puzzle pieces together. Drop empties his spit valve. Lavinia mindjacks. Violet translates some l33t code. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan comm...

Dice Funk S2: Part 28 - Good Fish, Bad Knife 25.12.2016 1:14:30

A kidnapping plot and a life-or-limb decision intertwine in this festive thrill ride. Alias relies on his friends. Drop agrees to a trade. Lavinia bends reality with her words. Violet takes disadvantage. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at ht...

Dice Funk S2: Part 27 - BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD 18.12.2016 1:13:39

Brace yourself for some salty shenanigans and finny fish puns. Alias takes matters into his own arm. Drop indulges in exaggeration. Lavinia professes her love. Violet prays. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack...

Dice Funk S2: Part 26 - Geas Again 11.12.2016 1:11:23

The wheel of fate is turning. Alias confronts an academic. Drop learns about rude sea dudes. Lavinia negotiates(?) a price. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/

Dice Funk S2: Part 25 - Ship Of Idiots 04.12.2016 1:12:56

The clock ticks down to death, as the crew escalates one conflict to violence before stumbling into a strange new world. Alias lets his blade sing. Drop hits the deck. Lavinia learns some backstory (without permission). Violet gurgles. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusi...

Dice Funk S2: Part 24 - Gonna Get Messy 27.11.2016 1:22:32

The crew needs help to save a dying friend, but first they have to survive a voyage to the deadliest place in Lorelei. Alias chooses a path to power. Drop performs amateur surgery. Lavinia shreds a solo of godly proportions. Violet... oh, Violet. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schici...

Dice Funk S2: Part 23 - Martial Flaw 20.11.2016 1:10:52

It's too dangerous to stay in Mykonos, but the cost of leaving is higher than anyone knows. Alias learns a family secret. Drop lets a cat out of the bag. Lavinia becomes an accomplice. Violet considers a deal. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan communi...

Dice Funk S2: Part 22 - Murderer On The Roof 13.11.2016 1:01:21

"Lethal or non-lethal?" Alias resolves a family spat. Drop keeps a vigilant watch. Lavinia magics too hard. Violet eats some questionable meat. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/

Dice Funk S2: Part 21 - Suspicious Horse Butt 06.11.2016 1:14:54

One way or another, someone will be dead by midnight. What a time to split the party.... Alias reveals his hidden talent. Drop meets an important tourist. Lavinia investigates the fruit situation. Violet prepares an ambush. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan communi...

Dice Funk S2: Part 20 - Gore & Gorgonzola 30.10.2016 1:08:30

We accidentally made a bloody, cheesy Halloween special. You're welcome and/or we're sorry. Alias introduces himself to high society. Drop gets a coat and a peek into history. Lavinia comforts the downtrodden. Violet channels Shakespeare. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join...

Dice Funk S2: Part 19 - My Gender Is Law 23.10.2016 1:12:19

BEEP BOOP, Y'ALL. IT'S ROBOT TIME. Alias becomes Sherlock Holmes. Drop finds religion(s). Lavinia adds "Ventriloquist" to her résumé. Violet does drugs. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/

Dice Funk S2: Part 18 - Kill My Family 16.10.2016 1:34:51

Everyone has a lot of FEELINGS, but you gotta keep moving forward. Alias enters the wizarding world. Drop goes for a swim. Lavinia deals with fame. Violet explains The Unicorn Way™. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/

Dice Funk S2: Part 17 - Orc Star 09.10.2016 1:11:13

"I have no idea how you guys are going to get out of this... if they catch sight of you... they're going to pummel your brains out." Alias creates a distraction. Drop tests out his new weapon. Lavinia takes the team to task. Violet suffers a unicorn-specific indignity. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch...

Dice Funk S2: Part 16 - The Smoky Hole 02.10.2016 1:14:33

The Tiger Mountains arc nears a conclusion, as the party finally discovers what the Blackhearts leader has been hiding. Alias doesn't leave anyone behind. Drop gets his hands on a new weapon. Lavinia forgets how flammable she is. Violet extolls the benefits of nudity. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch"...

Dice Funk S2: Part 15 - Kiss My Horn 25.09.2016 1:20:36

This ends in blood. The question is: how much? Alias crits at the worst possible time. Drop explains his actions. Lavinia cuts a deal. Violet prays for salvation. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano: @skitchmusic Join our fan community at http://thefunkyshack.boards.net/

Dice Funk S2: Part 14 - Bonetown 18.09.2016 1:01:17

The gang snatches victory from the jaws of defeat... then immediately turns around and jams it right back in. Alias learns about gods and their history. Drop takes charge, but then takes it too far. Lavinia tries to calm a tense situation. Violet turns on the next level of rage: murderous frenzy. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas:...

Dice Funk S2: Part 13 - Diners, Drive-Ins, & Dryads 11.09.2016 1:04:54

What is the least suspicious hat to put on a horse? Find out on Goo Watch 2k16. Alias goes through all his spell slots in a hurry. Drop serves as a critical cultural liaison. Lavinia warms up to an unlikely ally. Violet makes a careless (and bloody) error. Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Johnny Maloney: @scatterbrains Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious Leon Thomas: @renegadecut Michael "Skitch" Schiciano:...